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I am Clive,
B5 Clive.

That B5 Clive!
That B5 Clive!
I do not like that B5 Clive!

Do you watch
our Season 5 ?
I do not like it, B5 Clive.
I do not like
your season 5.

Would you watch at
8:00 or 9:00?

I would not watch
at 8:00 or 9:00
I would not watch it anytime.
I do not like
your season 5
I do not like it, B5 Clive.

Would you watch it in a barn?
Would you watch it with a Narn?

I do not like it
in a barn.
I do not like it
with a Narn.
I do not like it
at 8:00 or 9:00.
I do not like it
anytime.
I do not like
your season 5.
I do not like it,
B5 Clive.

Would you watch it
in a hole?
Would you watch
with Marcus Cole?

Not in a hole.
Not with a Cole.
Not in a barn.
Not with a Narn.
I would not watch
at 8:00 or 9:00.
I would not watch it anytime.
I would not watch your season 5.
I do not like it, B5 Clive.

Would you? Could you? Late at night?
Could you watch ‘Sleeping in Light?'

I would not, could not, late at night.
I could not watch ‘Sleeping in Light'.

You may like it. You will see.
You may like it hanging from a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not with G'Kar! You let me be.

I do not like it in a hole.
I do not like it with a Cole.
I do not like it in a barn.
I do not like it with a Narn.
I do not like it at 8:00 or 9:00.
I do not like it anytime.
I do not like your season 5.
I do not like it, B5 Clive.

A star! A star!
A star! A star!
Could you, would you,
on A Distant Star ?

Not in on a star! Not with a Vree!
Not with G'Kar! Clive! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a hole.
I could not, would not, with a Cole.
I will not watch it with a Narn.
I will not watch it in a barn.
I will not watch at 8:00 or 9:00.
I will not watch it anytime.
I do not like your season 5.
I do not like it, B5 Clive.

I would not, could not, on the Moon.
Not in the Line. Not with Neroon.
Not with G'Kar. Not in a tree.
I do not like it, Clive, you see.
Not in a barn. Not in a hole.
Not with a Narn. Not with a Cole.
I will not watch at 8:00 or 9:00.
I do not like it anytime!

You do not like
our season 5?
I do not like it,
B5 Clive.

Could you, would you,
with a teep?

I would not, could not,
with a teep!

Would you, could you,
half-asleep?

I could not, would not,
half-asleep.
I will not, will not,
with a teep.

I will not watch it on the Moon.
I will not watch it with Neroon.
Not in the Line! Not with a Vree!
Not with G'Kar! You let me be!
I do not like it in a hole.
I do not like it with a Cole.
I will not watch it in a barn.
I do not like it with a Narn.
I do not like it at 8:00 or 9:00.
I do not like it ANYTIME!

I do not like your season 5!
I do not like it, B5 Clive.

You do not like it. So you say.
Watch it! Watch it! And you may.
Watch it and you may, I say.

Clive! If you will let me be,
I will watch it. You will see.

Say! I like your season 5!
I do! I like it, B5 Clive!
And I would watch it half-asleep.
And I would watch it with teep...

And I will watch it on the Moon.
And in the Line. And with Neroon.
And with G'Kar. And in a tree.
It is so good, so good, you see!

So I will watch it in a hole.
And I will watch with Marcus Cole.
And I will watch it in a barn.
And I will watch it with a Narn.
And I will watch at 8:00 or 9:00.
Say! I will watch it ANYTIME!

I do so like
your season 5!
Thank you!
Thank you, B5 Clive!


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