You Know You Love Cats FAR Too Much When...II
Here is the SACRED LIST continued from 345.
#345-349 provided by SugarBlitz and Jennalilly again. #350-363 were submitted by Shelley again. #364-394 sent in by Griddlebone. #395-397 sent by SliderLove. Andrea sent in # 398-403. Poor Robert sent in #404. #405 by Alyson.
Current Count:405
346-your parents say that the cats need to go to the vet, and you hide because you think they mean YOU.
347-you are grounded for trying to prove to your mother that your bite is worse than your bark.
348- you actually hunt for mice...and you are keen to be seen while doing so!
349-you are banned from the circus for life after you borrow their trapeze so you could fly through the air... and they wouldn't even help pay your medical bill!
350-And in another test, you wrote Cats' quotes all over the test paper, which is not allowed.
351-You rename your bird 'Billy M'caw'.
352-You give your pet bird a flute, hope he will do the same thing as Billy M'caw.
353-You give him a guitar too.
354-You have a big test tomorrow, but you still watch Cats again.(and you fail on that test)
355-You call your mom 'Griddlebone' and your dad 'Growltiger'.('cause they always seems so romantic!)
356-You go to a junkyard few blocks away t search for the Jellicle Tribe.
357-Every person reminds you a Jellicle cat.
358-You write Cats' quotes all over your books, notebooks, and walls.
359-You plan to make a Cats costume, and wear it on Holloween.
360-You only go to the Cats website when yuo're on the net.
361-If the boy who ask yuo out doesn't like Cats, you won't go out with him.
362-You can't stop thinking about Cats!!
363-...and you're writing this!
364-You have over 10 Zip Disks devoted solely to "kitty stuff"
365-Cats the video has become your workout video
366-you've actually lost weight using the video
367-your force your friends to pick a cats name and only refer to them by that name
368-Forget David Letterman! The only reason to go to New York would be to see Jacob Brent as Mr. Mistofellees
369-The only reason you watch DAvid Letterman is to see him make fun of cats
370-You are really insulted (to the point of physical violence) when someone insults cats
371-your dogs have second cat-names
372-you have an entire binder devoted only to cats stuff you've printed off of the internet
373-you have printed off the entire libretto off of the internet-even though you have all the wors in your CD cover and book of the musical and...
374-you sit in class writing these instead of doing your work In Spanish class, you glanced down at the book & could have sworn it said bombalarina,but when you looked again it said bombero.
375-the same thing happens in English
376-and in science
377-you have added a cat face to your signature
378-you have written several letters asking for an autograph to the Winter Garden
379-you are upset when the picture comes back and the actor is not in cat make-up
380-you sit around discussin who you know is a peke, who is a pollicle, and who is an all-powerful jellicle
381-you use all your printer ink to print out picture of cats
382-you got transfer paper for your computer for the sole purpose of making a cats t-shirt.
383-you got the internet solely so that you could find other cats fans
384-same reason you got a computer
385-you've made a cats t-shirt
386-you run around showing everyone your picture of John Partridge screaming "Isn't he hott!"
387-you know what the actors look like without their make up
388-you're in a musical, and you start a round of "memory" backstage
389-you suggest CAts as the school musical
390-you've turned your friend (whose new nick-name is Etcetera), the Hair-fanatic into a Kitty
391-You've also turned another friend- who hates ALW - into a CAts fan
392-you've shown more than 10 people the video
393-The bathroom walls are plastered with "CAts-Now and Forever" Thanks to you
394-Everyone knows you did it
395-You actually believe you have seen the Jellicle Moon. (I saw it at a Marlins game :)
396-You stare out the window actually expecting the Jellicle Ball to be held on your patio. (When I got home from the Marlins game)
397-You name neiborhood cats after the characters. (I named one of them Quaxo)
398-you dig through the trash to find large juice boxes.
399-you rewall paper your room with pictures of cats.
400-for a talent show, you preform 3 songs from CATS
401-perfactly
402-you've memorized all the dances.
403-you prefer to sit on a large chair, or can rather than a chair
404-Actually thought about selling your Motorcycle to get enough money to get tickets to Cats
405-You travel across country to put your cat in a cat show and the prize is a cheap cat toy.
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