Okay, so I don't really know much about the plot or setting or anything about this movie, other than the unfortunate fact that it doesn't hit theaters until July 9. I'm only obsessed with it because of the presence of Orlando Bloom in the cast. Those who know me will know that this obsession is thoroughly bizarre for me, and will probably think I'm off my rocker. And I probably am. Anyway, that doesn't change the fact that I got every picture featuring him from the official website and captured almost every image of him from the latest preview and have them posted here for your viewing pleasure (in the order they appeared in the preview) with my charming explanations. So, with no further ado...
Orlando with some other guy in the movie (from the official site)*
Orlando with "that other guy" again*
Orlando obsessing about some lady named Elizabeth
Still obsessing... He really needs a hobby. ... ...... *sheepish grin*
"Know your place ... You're only a blacksmith!"
Sword fighting
"Say goodbye!"
"Goodbye!"
*Gena melts*
Sword fighting again ... not doing so hot
On deck
Behind "that other guy" when "that other guy" gets slapped*
* I mean no offense to Johnny Depp, Geoffrey Rush or any of the other actors and actresses in this film. They just aren't as hot. Sorry. ;)
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