Fortune Cookies
This is more a testiment to how often I eat Chinese food than to any sort of belief in the accuracy of fortune cookie quotes. Actually, the more of these I read, the more I wonder what sort of people write these things...
- You are soon going to change your present line of work.
- The star of riches is shining upon you. (3 times)
- Don't be afraid to take that big step.
- He who has good health is young.
- Two things to aim for in life -- to get what you want and to enjoy it.
- Your principles mean more to you than any money or success.
- Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded.
- Good beginning is half done.
- You will be free of the heavy burdens you have been carrying.
- You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.
- Someone is speaking well of you.
- You are kind-hearted and hospitable, cheerful and well-liked.
- You emerge victorious from the maze you've been traveling in.
- He who seeks will find.
- Someone can read your mind.
- You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.
- You will soon be holding the lucky number.
- You are broad minded and socially active.
- You will win success in whatever calling you adopt.
- All decisions you make today will be most fortunate.
- Time is the wisest counselor.
- Wise men make more opportunities than they find.
- If you can shape it in your mind, you will find it in your life.
- You will be fortunate, if you acept the next proposition you hear.
- You will be unusual successful in business.
- The best way to keep our friends is to never owe them anthing, and never lend them anything.
- The time is right to make new friends.
- Your modesty will shame those with lesser knowledge.
- No man is without enemies.
- Every truly great accomplishment is at first impossible.
- Your family is one of nature's masterpieces.
- The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.
- Find release from your cares have a good time.
- The secret to good friends is no secret to you.
- Blessed are the children for they shall inherit the national debt.
- This is a good time to consider formally helping others.
- The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his ways.
- You will always be successful in your professional career.
- Its easier to make friends than to keep them.
- You will travel far and wide both for pleasure and buisness.
- You will be awarded some great honor.
- Delay is the antidote for anger.
- Write a book, sing a song. Your creative juices are flowing.
- Creation, invention and enterprise will be very important in your life.
- All the news you receive will be positive and uplifting.
- Remember to share good fortune as well as bad with your friends.
- You are soon going to change your present line of work.
- Confucius says your eyes have magnetized a secret admirer.
- You are the center of every group attention.
- Discontent is the first step in the progress of man or nation.
- Be expressive and positive in words, act and feeling.
If you'd like to read something more meaningful and substantial, allow me to point you to my page of verses. Otherwise, you can go back to the Insane Index, or to the Links page, or the index of jkok.grhq.gfs.com.