Here's what I've compiled over the last few months.. please feel free to send me any I don't have! "I'm sorry Lindsay.... I'm really wasted...... John Bohnam died!"     -Nick, trying to apologize after he tried to unhook Lindsay. "What do you think we are hippies or something?"     -Ken to Lindsay on her attempt to make her home a party atmosphere. "Shut up. Dallas rules!"      -Bill, after Neal puts the show down. "That's ok... I prefer to get high on life."      -Lindsay's geeky ex-friend when offered beer. " Last year I got elected school treasurer, and I didn't even run."     -Neal to a black guy on why it's harder to be Jewish "Oh yeah? Is your grandpa supercool?"     -Bill's response to Neal's comment that he looks like his grandpa. "Sorry. Your butt was calling me."     -Ken's apology to a girl who tells him to leave her alone after he hit her butt with a belt. "She's high! High as a kite!"     -A teacher about Lindsey when she starts cracking up in the principal's office. "Yeah, take a number."     -Neal to the bully's comment on whether he could see Neal's circumcision. "I'm not a little girl. I'm a bionic woman."     -Bill to the bully, who had just called him a little girl on Halloween. "Are we gonna go to hell for this? I don't wanna go to hell."     - Bill while watching porno with Sam and Neal "Is Weir allowed to shower with us? Cuz he's a woman."     - Bully "Keep climbing Wonderwoman."     - Sam to Bill "Bodies are merely a shell which conceal our heavenly souls."     - Trensky "I hope I can still have kids."     - Bill after being towel whipped "Go to the office and pick up your Academy Award on the way."     - Mr. Fredricks after Sam makes up excuses to not shower "Rock 'n roll don't come from your brain. It comes from your crotch."     - Daniel "He should use his legs more. He's gonna throw out his back."     - Bill while watching a guy pick up a girl "It wouldn't be bad if people saw me from the back, but the front's another story."     - Bill "You're like a god! People are gonna worship you."     - Bill to Sam after Sam streaked "You can do whatever you want if you believe in yourself."     - Lindsey "Where is John Bonham? Is he in the ground rotting away somewhere or is he up in heaven partying with Jimi [Hendrix] and Janis [Joplin]?"     - A slighty stoned Nick asks Lindsay "Cheerleaders have to date jocks, it's the law"     - Neal Got anymore? Send them to me here Special thanks to Jason M. for some of the quotes!