It has come to my unfortunate attention that the Big G (as in 'G'overnment for those of you who don't catch on quickly) has been responsible for the deportation of several Beat Me buttons who have commissioned residence in the southwest. These hard-working buttons are without food and shelter in their native land of Buttonia (not to be confused with another famous land, Buttonya) and desperately seek the help from the millions of more-fortunate villagers of our great nation. For your viewing pleasure, below is one of the saved few Beat Me buttons. Talk to him and see what he has to say.
Meet Mr. Beat Me!
layer hidden off the screen
The illicit pornography ring of Maryland
The current Antarctic situation
Coming Soon!
Hacking in progress (not really)
Yet to be thunk up
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