"A picture is supposedly worth a thousand words.  And quality pictures invoke feeling.  Yet some feelings are indescribable by words.  So using the transitive property, we have gotten nowhere."

SDW - A PICTORIAL

Kendall...at where it all happens.

Actually, this is the index that REALLY matters.

Everyone, especially Robert, gets pumped when the fund has a good day.  

The SDW posting four digit gains in a day gets Robert ecstatic...but not more so than the Michigan LSA course selection guide found on his lap.

The Nick Murphy / Bill Gates resemblance

Natural coincidence?  I think not.  Most definitely, separated at birth.  Everyone knows Bill Gates as the richest man in the world and founder of Microsoft, one of the most successful corporations in history.  His counterpart, Nick Murphy on the other hand, is a relatively unknown, quiet, humble, testosterone-laden astrophysics major at the University of Michigan.  Bill denies Nick's existence and refuses Nick's many pleas for financial assistance.  Nick thinks that Bill degrades the family image.  Nevertheless, Nick Murphy is known by the public as Bill Gates. 

                                     Nick Murphy                                                                Bill Gates

The SDW's Other Area of Expertise - Makeovers

Because he is such a fine individual and generous contributor to the SDW, Bill Gates receives some additional benefits to being an SDW investor - getting a makeover to better pick up the ladies (f.y.i. - he was successful).

First step's first.  Billy fresh out of the shower, smelling like freshly-picked mountain flowers.  No, the SDW is no way involved in this stage of the makeover.

Kendall is grooming Mr. Gates for the big night.  We only use hair care products of the highest quality here at SDW - LA Looks Ultimate Hold  hair gel and Pantene ProV  flexible hold hairspray.  At first, all seems tranquil...   

...until Mr. Gates notices that he is being photographed.  A true Kodak moment.  Mr. and Mrs. Murphy, see what the fine institution known as the University of Michigan has done to your formerly pacifist son.  

Results 

                                 Before - Bill Gates                                             After - BDG (Big Daddy Gates)

King Gump (Matt) vs. The Asian Sensation (Kendall) - if only Vince McMahon could see it.  

There's more hype surrounding it than Millenium's new cancer drug.  It's more competitive than Lucent vs. Nortel Networks.  There's more bad blood than between Bill Gates and Larry Ellison.   It's Ted vs. Matt.

It appears as if Ted is struggling with Matt's sheer mass and power.  

Apparently, Ted stands no chance.  Matt manhandles the competition.  

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