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A Pakistani and the Barber

One day a Florist goes for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the
Barber and the barber replies: 'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from
you; I am doing a Community Service'.
The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the Barber
goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen roses
waiting at his door.
A Cop goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber and the barber
replies: 'I am Sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I am doing a
Community Service.The Cop is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank
you Card and a dozen Donuts waiting at his door.
An Pakistani goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay
the Barber and barber replies; 'I'm Sorry, I cannot accept money from you;
I am doing a Community Service'.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he
finds there A Dozen Pakistanis waiting for a free haircut...

AANCESTORS

After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian
scientists found traces of copper wiring dating
back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that
their ancestors already had a telephone
network one thousand years ago.
So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that
followed,American scientists dug 200m, and headlines
in the US newspapers read:- "US scientists have
found traces of 2000 year old optical
fibres, and have concluded that their ancestors
already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000
years earlier than the Russians."
One week later, the Pakistani press reported the following:-
"After digging as deep as 500m, Pakistani scientists have found
absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000
years ago, their ancestors were already using mobile phones".

Letter from College

Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying
very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything
I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$
I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on.

And The Reply
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy
are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.
Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task,
and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad

Why are you laughing?

There are these 3 kids on the ground and 3 army men in an airplane,
the first man on the plane takes a bite out of an apple and says
"This apple is bad", and throws it out the window.
The second man takes a bite out of an orange and says
"This orange isn't ripe", and throws it out the window.
The third guy gets a grenade and pulls the clip-----"This is a dud",
and throws it out the window. On the ground 2 kids are crying and 1 kid is laughing.
The kid that's laughing asks the first kid that's crying
and asks "Why yu cryin?" The crying kid says "An apple fell outa thin
air and hit mu head" The kid that's laughing says "K" and asks the
second crying kid "Why yu cryin?" Second kid says "An orange
fell outa thin air and hit me on mu head." Both kids that are
crying asks the kid that's laughing"Why you LAUGHING?"
And he says "I just farted and that building blew up."

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