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If an insect falls into a glass of Pepsi, then the reactions.....: 10 men and just a woman
Ten men and one woman are hanging on to a rope that extends down from a helicopter.
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It happened in NWFP(sarhad) areas. I just read this story. There was a girl of some
vadera (sardar) of a qabila, she fell in love with a boy who was an ordinary poor
person. When the people of that qabila came to know about their love, they did
not like it at all. So they bagan to protest about it. Now it happened that the two
loversleft their homes for their secure and happy future. The people of that qabila
started searching for them but they could not find them.
At last, they accepted their love and asked them in a News Paper to come back. The
people said that if u both come back we will marry u, we accept that u loved each
other truly. So in this way their love won and the cruelness of the people of
qabila shatterred.
The boy with that girl went to karachi for shopping for the wedding . He was wearing
white shalwar qameez, he was crossing the road, a car came and hit him and he
died at the spot. The girl just lost her senses. After a long time she recovered and
accepted that her love has died.
One night she was sleeping in her home with her family. Her mother saw a dream in
which she saw a Bazurg. That Bazurg ask her mother that there are blood spots on
ur daughter's shirt, wash that blood spots of that guy as soon as possible. But her
mother ignored that dream. Next night her father saw the same Dream, he
also ignored the dream...
Then the same dream came to that girl on next night, she woke up and told her mother
about that dream. Her mother confused very much and asked her to wash
that clothes on which there are blood spots of that guy. She washed that spots but some
remained there.
Next night she again saw the same dream she again washed that spots but blood spots
didn't wash out clearly and some remained there but dim. Next night she
again saw the same dream and this time that Bazurg gave her last warning to wash that
spots... otherwise some thing very bad will be happened with u. This time she
tried her best to wash that spots but her shirt broke up. Then in the evening of
same day when she was alone in her home, some one knocked at the door when she opened the door she saw that BAZURG at the door. She scared that much she fainted
there. The Bazurg ask her plz wake up, when she came back in senses that
Bazurg gave her a thing. that girl asked that Bazurg what is this.
The Bazurg replied..............
"Surf Excel Hai Na" !!!!!
SO wash that shirt with it...
Throws the glass away and walks away.
The American:
Takes the insect out, and drinks the Pepsi.
The Chinese:
Eats the insect, and throws the Pepsi away!
The Israeli:
Sucks the Pepsi from the insect before throwing the insect and drinks the Pepsi.
The Pakistani:
Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his Pepsi before throwing
away both the insect and the Pepsi and vows to reply in kind.
The Indian:
Accuses Pakistan for helping the insect to infiltrate into the glass,supplying it with
nourishment to continue swimming in the Pepsi,blames it as a long term ISI
operation, terms the insect as an Islamic militant,then an Afghan mercenary and
finally a Pakistan SSG commando in undercover operation and presents the identity
card of the bug to prove that it indeed is a Pakistan army personal in an
undercover operation to change the status of Line of Control, shows this guy on
Zee News saying it is ala bala (some common Muslim name) & makes it speak Urdu which
obviously the insect doesn't know how to comprehend, and vows to defend every
inch of the glass and every drop of the Pepsi and demands that the US should declare
Pakistan a terrorist !!!!!
The weight of 11 people is too much for the rope, so the group decides
one person has to jump off. No one can decide who should to, until finally
the woman volunteers. she gives a touching speech, saying she will sacrifice
her life to save them, because women are used to giving up things for their
husbands and children. When she finishes speaking..........................
all the men start clapping.
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