Starz Comedy

                                    July 2007

APARTMENT 12 [R]·Comedy·2004·(1:30)
Mark Ruffalo stars as a struggling artist who, after getting
dumped by his social climbing girlfriend, finds himself falling
in love with a woman who can't distinguish between
expressionism and paint-by-numbers. 8/2.

THE BABY-SITTERS CLUB [PG]·Comedy·1995·(1:34)
The best-selling book series comes to life! Seven girlfriends
start a baby-sitting day camp business that leads to an
adventuresome summer. With Rachel Leigh Cook (in her first
movie). 7/4.

BACHELOR PARTY VEGAS [TV14]·Comedy·2006·(1:30)
Four friends in Las Vegas watch their bachelor party go off
the hinges when strippers, gangsters and showgirls make the
scene! 8/4.

THE BACHELOR [PG13]·Comedy·1999·(1:42)
To receive an inheritance, a previously marriage-averse
young man must scramble to find a bride. 6/29.

BAMBOOZLED [R]·Black·2000·(2:16)
A black television writer, as a protest, produces a modern
minstrel show, complete with black-face make up and taboo
caricatures - but then it becomes a hit! A stinging satire from
Spike Lee, with Mos Def, Tommy Davidson. 6/25.

BANK BROTHERS [TVMA]·Black·2004·(1:39)
Three out-of-work plumbers decide it's easier to steal than
work, but get in way over their heads when they steal
diamonds from a bank and wreck a gangster's elaborate
scam. 7/11.

BARTON FINK [R]·Dark Comedy·1991·(1:57)
A serious Broadway playwright sweats out a B-movie script
in a Hollywood hotel. 6/26.

BEETHOVEN'S 2ND [PG]·Comedy·1993·(1:28)
Everybody's favorite slobbering St. Bernard meets his
dream-dog mate and becomes father to a slew of puppies -
but bad guys kidnap the mom and threaten the little ones in
this fast-paced family comedy. 8/3.

THE BENCHWARMERS [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:25)
Seeking revenge for being bullied as kids, a trio of nerdy guys
- with backing from a wacky billionaire - form a three-man
baseball team and take on the local Little League thugs in
this outrageous comedy. With Jon Lovitz. 6/29,8/4.

BEWITCHED [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:42)
An egotistical has-been actor (Will Ferrell) decides to remake the
classic 60's sitcom with himself as Darren in the lead role - but
the unknown he casts as his witchy wife (Nicole Kidman) proves to
be the real thing! Endora: Shirley MacLaine, Maurice: Michael Caine.
7/1,2,14,19.

BIG [PG]·Comedy·1988·(1:44)
A boy's wish is answered when magically he becomes a man,
only to find that the benefits of adulthood may be highly
overrated. 7/16,20.

BIO-DOME [PG13]·Comedy·1996·(1:35)
Two slackers (Pauly Shore, Stephen Baldwin) bring chaos to
an experimental ecosystem that they are accidentally locked
in for a year. 8/4.

BLOOD & CONCRETE: A LOVE STORY
[R]·Comedy·1991·(1:39)
A car thief (Billy Zane) stabbed while pulling off one last score
meets a suicidal singer (Jennifer Beals) with problems of her
own. 7/9,23.

BREAKFAST ON PLUTO [R]·Dark Comedy·2005·(2:09)
An always optimistic foster kid leaves small-town life in
Ireland for London, where he becomes a rock singer, a
magician's helper, a suspected IRA bomber, a prostitute...and
a transvestite. A wild ride from director Neil Jordan.
7/5,9,13,29.

THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E2) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:16)
The Bronx Bunny and his politically incorrect sidekick go
outrageous on celebrity guests in their unconventional TV
studio. 7/6
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E3) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:16) 7/13
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E4) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:16) 7/20
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E5) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:16) 7/27
THE BRONX BUNNY SHOW (E6) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:16) 8/3

CANADIAN BACON [PG]·Comedy·1995·(1:35)
The President and his staff concoct a war with Canada as the
sure-fire cure for the commander-in-chief's sagging approval
ratings in this witty political satire. John Candy's final film,
with Rip Torn, Kevin Pollack. 8/5.

CAREER OPPORTUNITIES [PG13]·Comedy·1991·(1:23)
Jim's new job as night watchman at the local department
store turns into an adventure when the beautiful Josie is
locked in the store with him all night. With Dermot Mulroney
and John Candy. 7/1,6,25.

CARS [G]·Animated·2006·(1:56) When Lightning McQueen, a hot-shot 
stock-car en route to a big race, gets waylaid in small-town 
Radiator Springs, he finds the true meaning of friendship and 
family. "It's a classic, Man." Paul Newman, George Carlin, Cheech
Marin, Owen Wilson, Michael Keaton, Larry The Cableguy, Tony
Shalhoub, Katherine Helmond, John Ratzenberger, Bonnie Hunt. 6/23

CASANOVA [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:51)
The legendary seducer carries on the family tradition - love
'em and leave 'em - until he meets his match in Venice: a
cross-dressing femininst whose swordplay is the equal of any
man in this fast-paced, ribald costume comedy. 8/5.

CB4 [R]·Comedy·1993·(1:28)
A group of middle-class guys form a gangsta rap group called
"Cell Block 4" - which leads to complications when they get
mistaken for the real thugs. A crazy "mockumentary" written
by and starring Chris Rock. 8/4.

CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS
[PG]·Christmas·2004·(1:39)
With their daughter away, a couple decides to skip Christmas
altogether. But when the daughter decides to come home
after all, an uproar ensues when the holidays have to be
celebrated at the last minute. 7/14,29.

CLERKS [R]·Comedy·1994·(1:32)
Director Kevin Smith's first film, an extremely raw comedy
about a loser convenience store clerk, his crazy customers,
and the video store employee who insults everyone in sight.
A slacker classic. 7/3,11,26,30.

CLICK [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:47)
What happens when a "universal" remote can literally control
everything? A workaholic architect finds out that it presents
unexpected dilemmas in this clever comedy. With Christopher
Walken, Sean Astin, Henry Winkler. 7/8,16,17,21,26.

CLOUD 9 [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:33)
A Malibu agent turns a group of strippers into a
championship volleyball team. 8/1.

THE CREW [PG13]·Comedy·2000·(1:27)
Four aging wiseguys bite off more than they can chew when
they mistakenly use the dead father of a drug lord to pull off a
scam. With Jeremy Piven and Carrie-Anne Moss.
7/4,9,13,19,22.

CROWNED AND DANGEROUS
[TVPG]·Satire/Spoof·1997·(1:29)
Just before the big beauty pageant, a favored contestant is
murdered, and the suspects include a former lover, a rival
contestant and a stressed, obsessive stage mother in this
dark comic spoof. 7/7,8.

CURTAIN CALL [PG13]·Comedy·1998·(1:34)
A young book publisher and his girlfriend move into a new
house, but their romance is complicated by the appearance
of two ghosts who were once celebrated performers of the
stage and screen. 7/5,20,25,31.

DAZED AND CONFUSED [R]·Comedy·1993·(1:42)
The contemporary cult classic focuses on the final day of high
school in 1976 for a group of teens who are truly dazed,
confused and wondering where to go next. An early role for
Matthew McConaughey, directed by Richard Linklater.
7/10,16,22,26.

DELIRIOUS [PG]·Comedy·1991·(1:36)
John Candy as a TV-writer who wakes up in the town he created 
and can change at will with typewriter! 7/13.

DOUBLE TROUBLE [R]·Action·1991·(1:27)
Twin brothers, a cop and a cat burglar, team up to catch a
ruthless diamond smuggler. 7/7.

DRACULA: DEAD AND LOVING IT [PG13]·Comedy·1995·(1:30)
Mel Brooks returns to form with his spoof of the Dracula
myth. Leslie Nielsen plays the titular character. Staying close
to Bram Stoker's original story, Brooks also pays homage to
other vampire film classics, including Nosferatu. 7/1,2,11,21.

DUMB AND DUMBERER: WHEN HARRY MET LLOYD
[PG13]·Comedy·2003·(1:25)
Prequel to Dumb & Dumber finds best friends Harry and Lloyd
as teenagers trying to escape the "special needs" department
and fit into regular high school life. 7/3,8,9,12,18,27.

ERNEST GOES TO JAIL [PG]·Comedy·1990·(1:21)
A case of mistaken identity lands lovable buffoon Ernest P.
Worrell in jail - he must find a way out to stop the real crook
from robbing the bank where he works! 7/3,28.

ERNEST SCARED STUPID [PG]·Comedy·1991·(1:32)
After a misunderstanding, lovable buffoon Ernest P. Worrell
unleashes an evil troll on Halloween - now it's up to him and
the neighborhood kids to stop the goblin from stealing the
townspeople's souls! 6/25.

FATHER'S DAY [PG13]·Comedy·1997·(1:39)
Two California men seek a former girlfriend's missing son,
each believing he is the boy's father. Based on Francis
Veber's ``Les Comperes.'' 8/2,3.

FIND ME GUILTY [R]·Comedy·2006·(2:05)
Based on a true story - during the longest organized crime
trial in U.S. history, one wise-guy decided to defend himself!
His serio-comic strategies frustrated the judge, lawyers and
co-defendants in this unusual, winning mob story.
7/13,19,25,29.

FRIENDS WITH MONEY [R]·Comedy·2006·(1:28)
Four longtime girlfriends on L.A.'s tony west side find that
financial stability and success don't guarantee happiness - or
even sanity - in this sharp-edged comedy / drama. With
Frances McDormand, Joan Cusack. 7/6,11,22,26.

FROSTBITE [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:23)
When a slacker is accepted into a snowboarding academy, he
soon realizes there must be more to life than hot tubs, booze,
and naked babes - or is there? 7/2,6,16.

GET BRUCE! [R]·Biography·1999·(1:13)
Documentary exploring the life and work of Bruce Vilanch, one
of Hollywood's behind-the-scenes comedy writers to
numerous celebrities including Whoopi Goldberg, Robin
Williams, and Bette Midler. 7/2,7,17,22,27.

GHOST DAD [PG]·Fantasy·1990·(1:24)
Workaholic widower trying to raise three kids becomes a
spirited ghost after an ill-fated cab ride. 7/4,8,17.

GOD SAID,"HA!" [PG13]·Comedy·1999·(1:25)
In a one-woman-show, SNL's Julia Sweeney recounts in both
humorous and dramatic anecdotes the death of her brother
from lymphoma, as well as her own battle with cervical
cancer. 7/12,16,20,28.

GRAD NIGHT [TV14]·Comedy·2005·(1:29)
High school's over, and it's time to party! A group of friends
turn graduation night into the wildest night of the year,
complete with hot strippers and hotter hip-hop. Featuring
rapper Coolio. 8/3.

THE GRASS HARP [PG]·Drama·1996·(1:47)
An all-star cast brings Truman Capote's
semi-autobiographical novel to life: a young southern boy
lives with and learns from two aunts, a free spirit and a
spinster. With Edward Furlong, Jack Lemmon, Walter
Matthau, Nell Carter. 7/15,24.

HAPPY, TEXAS [PG13]·Comedy·1999·(1:38)
Two escaped convicts hijack a motor home belonging to a gay
couple who put on beauty pagents, and find themselves
ineptly posing as the pair while planning a bank robbery in
sleepy Happy, TX. A sly comedy, co-starring William H. Macy
8/4.

HEAD CASE (E1) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:12)
Hollywood's "it" therapist to the stars is judgmental,
unorthodox and unusual - but everybody who's anybody must
get in to see her! A Starz Originals production. 7/5,6
HEAD CASE (E2) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:11) 7/6,10
HEAD CASE (E3) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:15) 7/13
HEAD CASE (E4) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:12) 7/20
HEAD CASE (E5) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:12) 7/27,29,8/1,2,3
HEAD CASE (E6) [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(:15) 8/3,4,5

HOCKEY MOM [PG13]·Comedy·2004·(1:29)
It's the battle of the sexes as a former Olympic contender
takes up the challenge to skate against the local men's
hockey powerhouse with her all-female team. Will the chicks
with sticks prevail? With Margot Kidder, Jason Priestley. 7/16.

HOT SHOTS! [PG13]·Comedy·1991·(1:25) Charlie Sheen.
Hilarious spoof in which a talented but unstable "Top Gun"
fighter pilot, drummed out of the Navy, is called back for a
secret Middle Eastern operation. From the creators of Scary
Movie 4 and the Naked Gun comedies. 8/5

HUSBANDS AND WIVES [R]·Comedy·1993·(1:48)
When their best friends split up, a professor and his wife put
their own marital problems under the microscope in this
biting, witty comedy. With Judy Davis, Liam Neeson, Juliette
Lewis, Sydney Pollack. 7/8,21.

INSPECTOR GADGET [PG]·Comedy·1999·(1:18)
The human dynamo Inspector Gadget - a surgically enhanced
cypercop - goes after the evil Dr. Claw in a live-action version
of the classic 80s animated series. Go, go gadget! 7/5,10,29.

JUNEBUG [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:47)
An art dealer travels to North Carolina to sign an eccentric
folk artist and meets her husband's family for the first time -
the chilly mom, the angry brother and his sweet ditzy wife (an
Oscar-nominated performance by Amy Adams).
7/1,5,11,23,27.

JUST VISITING [PG13]·Comedy·2001·(1:28)
An 11th century French knight and his squire find themselves
transported by a witch to modern America, where they must
find a wizard to send them back. Co-starring Christina
Applegate and Tara Reid. 8/4.

KAZAAM [PG]·Fantasy·1996·(1:34)
A troubled kid's world is rocked when he meets a genie
summoned from a dilapidated boom box - but can Kazaam fix
troubles with mom, dad and a host of unsavory crooks? 7/23.

KEEPING UP WITH THE STEINS
[PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:30)
A boy's upscale L.A. bar mitzvah is threatening to careen out
of control when he decides to invite his long-shunned hippie
grandad to the party! A feel-good comedy with Garry
Marshall, Darryl Hannah, Larry Miller. 7/1,12,20,24,28.

KINKY BOOTS [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:47)
A cross-dressing lounge singer comes to the aid of a man
struggling to keep his family's shoe factory afloat when he
suggests a new line of erotic boots for transvestites in this
critically acclaimed comedy. 7/3,4,7,18,22.

LITTLE MAN [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:38)
A wannabe dad mistakes a vertically challenged criminal on
the lam as his newly adopted son. From the creators of 'White
Chicks' and 'Scary Movie.' 8/3.

LIVING OUT LOUD [R]·Drama·1998·(1:40)
When her sixteen year marriage goes on the rocks, a
Manhattan woman begins new relationships with her
building's elevator operator and a nightclub singer. Featuring
Queen Latifah. 7/5,9,15,25.

LOVE COMES TO THE EXECUTIONER [R]·Comedy·2006·(1:29)
A Latin scholar becomes the star executioner at the local
prison where his own brother is slated to die. 8/2.

MAN OF THE HOUSE [PG]·Comedy·1995·(1:37)
A young boy tries to break up a budding romance between his
divorced mom and a nerdy lawyer, but finds himself liking the
guy as they embark on a series of bonding adventures.
Co-starring Farah Fawcett and George Wendt. 7/28.

MAN ON THE MOON [R]·Biography·1999·(1:58)
The story of bizarre comedian/actor Andy Kaufman comes to
life, including his off-the-wall comedic routines and
deep-cover personas. Co-starring Danny DeVito, directed by
Milos Forman ("The People Vs Larry Flynt"). 7/3,8,23,28.

MARRIED TO IT [R]·Comedy·1993·(1:52)
Friendships and marriages of three different New York
couples result in unexpected and humorous predicaments.
7/1,10.

MARTIN LAWRENCE PRESENTS 1ST AMENDMENT STAND-UP (E2) [TVMA]·Comedy·2007·(:26)
Protect your right to laugh! Martin Lawrence presents today's
hottest African-American stand up comedy talent. 
A Starz Originals production. 7/6
MARTIN LAWRENCE PRESENTS 1ST AMENDMENT STAND-UP (E3)·(:27) 7/13
MARTIN LAWRENCE PRESENTS 1ST AMENDMENT STAND-UP (E4)·(:28) 7/20
MARTIN LAWRENCE PRESENTS 1ST AMENDMENT STAND-UP (E5)·(:28) 7/27
MARTIN LAWRENCE PRESENTS 1ST AMENDMENT STAND-UP (E6)·(:26) 8/3

THE MATADOR [R]·Comedy·2005·(1:38)
A chance hotel bar meeting in Mexico City between a frazzled
businessman and a lowlife professional hit man will
drastically alter both their lives in this hilariously off-kilter
story. Not to be missed! 7/5,9,14,24,29.

MIAMI RHAPSODY [PG13]·Romantic Comedy·1995·(1:35)
She's engaged but having serious second thoughts - her
brother and sister are both having affairs, and even her
long-married parents have secrets. Is marriage worth it -
what's a girl to do? 7/2,11,24,27.

MIXED NUTS [PG13]·Comedy·1994·(1:37)
A stellar ensemble cast highlights the misadventures of a
group of crisis hotline volunteers on one crazy Christmas Eve.
With Adam Sandler, Jon Stewart, Rob Reiner, directed by Nora
Ephron ("You've Got Mail", "Michael"). 7/27,8/1.

MONSOON WEDDING [R]·Comedy·2002·(1:54)
World traditions collide when far-flung family members return
to India during the monsoon season for an arranged marriage
in this infectious comedy. 8/3.

MR. BASEBALL [PG13]·Comedy·1992·(1:48) Tom Selleck.
An aging American baseball MVP experiences a comedic
culture clash when he's traded off to a Japanese team.
7/6,17,25.

MY TINY UNIVERSE [TV14]·Comedy·2004·(1:34)
A struggling actor - about to commit suicide - finds a cell
phone belonging to a hotshot Hollywood producer whose
many infidelities make him a perfect candidate for blackmail.
A smart dark comedy.
7/1,11,21,30.

MYSTERY MEN [PG13]·Action·1999·(2:01)
A group of offbeat superheroes with various peculiar talents
must stop the evil Cassonova Frankenstein from destroying
their city. 7/18,27,8/2.

NATIONAL LAMPOON'S BLACKBALL
[R]·Comedy·2005·(1:37)
The British sport of lawn bowling will never be the same after
a talented bad boy, promoted by a sleazy American sports
agent, takes on the refined older gentlemen who play the
game. 7/2,17,25.

NORA'S HAIR SALON [R]·Comedy·2004·(1:24)
Nora is the sassy owner of a SoCal beauty salon, whose
eclectic stable of stylists are enough to make you want to pull
your hair out! Look quick for a cameo from Whitney Houston.
7/20,24.

ONLY THE LONELY [PG13]·Comedy·1991·(1:45)
A Chicago cop must balance loyalty to his overbearing mother
and a relationship with a shy funeral home worker in this
sweet romantic comedy. WIth Ally Sheedy, from the director of
"Mrs. Doubtfire." 7/25,30.

THE OPPOSITE OF SEX [R]·Comedy·1998·(1:41)
A hilariously acid-tongued 16-year-old visits her gay
half-brother and begins a crazed road adventure, including
seducing his boyfriend, burglary and a murder! Not politically
correct, with Lisa Kudrow, Lyle Lovett, William Lee Scott
7/3,4,12,20,28.

PAPERBACK ROMANCE [R]·Comedy·1997·(1:29)
Offbeat romantic drama pairs a disabled writer of romantic
potboilers with a man she meets at the library, but he turns
out to be engaged, and his jealous fiancee enlists a corrupt to
cop to help sabotage the romance. 7/2,29.

PARTY ANIMALZ [R]·Comedy·2003·(1:15)
When a pair of Latino house painters gain access to a vacant
mansion, they host the hottest house party the barrio of
Beverly Hills has ever seen! 7/31.

PECKER [R]·Comedy·1998·(1:26)
John Waters' rags to riches story of a teenage photographer
thrust into stardom by a NYC art gallery owner. 8/5.

PICTURE PERFECT [PG13]·Comedy·1997·(1:42)
An ambitious advertising exec is deemed too unstable for a
promotion - so she asks a young man to pose as her fiance in
order to appear more grounded. But what happens when true
love enters the scene? With Kevin Bacon. 8/2.

RACE THE SUN [PG]·Comedy·1996·(1:40)
A bunch of high school misfits in Hawaii, introduced by their
new teacher, attend a science fair in which they draw up
inspiration to build their own solar car and win a trip to
compete in the 1990 World Solar Challenge in Australia. 8/2.

READY TO WEAR [R]·Comedy·1995·(2:13)
Robert Altman's satire examines the foibles of the fashion
industry, focusing on a multitude of characters gathering at
the catwalk in Paris for the spring shows. Featuring Julia
Roberts, Tim Robbins, Kim Basinger and many more.
7/17,26,30.

REPOS [TVMA]·Comedy·2006·(1:21)
Repo men Tea and Coffee discover a truck containing
diamonds worth millions - but they belong to a criminal
kingpin. And when the truck goes missing, the two repo men
are in the gangster's sights! Directed by rapper Master P.
7/4,13,23.

REVENGE OF THE NERDS [R]·Comedy·1984·(1:30)
The original geek squad in their first screen adventure! Nerdy
freshmen, hassled by jocks and beautiful coeds, band
together in their own fraternity house and fight back,
wreaking comedic havoc on campus! Nerds!! 8/1.

ROCKETMAN [PG]·Comedy·1997·(1:34)
A loony rocket computer designer gets selected for a manned
mission to Mars - but he's the worst astronaut ever! Space
travel has never been goofier! 7/4,23,31.

ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD
[PG]·Comedy·1990·(1:58)
The fringe characters from Shakespeare's "Hamlet'' take
center stage at Elsinore. 8/1.

RV [PG]·Comedy·2006·(1:39)
What can go wrong when dad rents an ugly green RV for his
dysfunctional family's mountain vacation? How about no
brakes, unruly septic tanks, and being stuck with yodeling
traveling companions! From the director of "Men In Black."
8/1.

SAVING FACE [R]·Asian·2005·(1:37)
A Chinese-American lesbian and her traditionalist mother are
reluctant to go public with secret loves that clash against
cultural expectations. 7/10,15.

SAY ANYTHING... [PG13]·Comedy·1989·(1:40)
Lloyd is the offbeat optimist who must convince the beautiful,
got-it-together Diane that they are meant for each other in
this classic teener comedy/drama. First directing effort by
Cameron Crowe (Singles, Jerry Maguire). 7/24.

THE SCOUT [PG13]·Comedy·1994·(1:42)
A demoted baseball scout finds a phenomenal young pitcher
and gets him signed to the NY Yankees - but the kid's erratic
behavior in the Big Apple causes problems for everyone. From
the director of "Wildcats" and "The Bad News Bears." 8/4.

SHOOTING ELIZABETH [PG13]·Comedy·1992·(1:36)
A henpecked husband decides to kill his wife during their
second honeymoon, but she disappears before he's ready -
will he be charged with a crime he planned but didn't
commit? 7/5,31.

SHUT UP AND KISS ME [TV14]·Romantic
Comedy·2004·(1:41)
When two friends meet the women of their dreams, their
troubles are just beginning. 7/8,12,21.

THE SIXTH MAN [PG13]·Comedy·1997·(1:48)
Nutty comedy about a college basketball team whose star
accidentally dies mid-season and returns as a ghost with
powers to help the now-hapless team to the championship.
7/2,3,8,17,8/3.

SLAM DUNK ERNEST [PG]·Comedy·1995·(1:33)
Lovable lunkhead Ernest P. Worrell organizes a charity
pick-up basketball game against an NBA team, then turns to
an angel to help overcome his team's utter disadvantage.
7/31.

SNOWBOARD ACADEMY [PG]·Action·1996·(1:29)
The son of a ski resort-owner runs an academy trying to turn
beginner snowboarders into professionals. 7/3,27.

SPEECHLESS [PG13]·Comedy·1994·(1:39)
He's a Republican, she's a Democrat, and they are both
speechwriters for opposing Senate candidates - but they
don't know that when they fall for each other! Co-starring
Christopher Reeve, from the director of "City Slickers." 8/1,2.

SPLITTING HEIRS [PG13]·Comedy·1993·(1:27)
Accidentally switched while toddlers, a brash American and a
mild-mannered Brit discover that one of them is the heir to a
wealthy English estate. With John Cleese, and an early role for
Catherine Zeta-Jones. 7/6,15,26,30.

THE SQUID AND THE WHALE [R]·Drama·2005·(1:21)
Based on a true story: two teenage boys find themselves
ultimately choosing sides as their parents separate in this
touching, dramatic, and often hilarious film. Winner of
multiple awards, co-starring Anna Pacquin. 7/6,10,14,18,23.

STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E23) [TV14]·(:24)
Hollywood's most famous and trusted trade magazine teams
with Starz and takes their cameras to the biggest names in
tinseltown. New episodes every week take you straight to the
source for breaking entertainment news. 7/2
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E24) [TV14]·(:24) 7/5,7,9,10,11,12
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E25) [TV14]·(:24) 7/18
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E26) [TV14]·(:24) 7/21,23,24
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E27) [TV14]·(:24) 7/28,30
STARZ THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER (E28) [TV14]·(:24) 8/3,4

STICK IT! [PG13]·Comedy·2006·(1:43)
The law puts the brakes on a talented young woman's wild
life and sends her back to the world of competitive
gymnastics, where her talent and rebellious attitude shake up
the system! From the writer of "Bring It On." 7/7,12,22,31.

SUENO [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:48)
A Mexican-born musician travels to L.A. to further his career,
where two women fall for him - and one of them has the
singing talent to propel the band into the big time. Featuring
Jose Jose and a great Latin music soundtrack. 7/4,13,14,16.

THE THIRD WHEEL [PG13]·Comedy·2002·(1:26)
A first date turns in to a comedy of errors when a street
person becomes an unexpected third wheel. 8/5.

THREE OF HEARTS [R]·Comedy·1993·(1:44)
Distraught over the breakup of her lesbian relationship, a
woman hires a male prostitute to become her new lover,
hoping to inspire a jealous reaction from her girlfriend. But
things don't work out that way in this sexy comedy. 8/3.

THUMBSUCKER [R]·Art House·2005·(1:36)
An all-star cast tells the tale of a teenage boy's addiction to
sucking his thumb, and the unexpected changes that ensue
when he learns how to break the habit. Witty and real, with
Keanu Reeves, Vince Vaughn, Vincent D'Onofrio.
7/1,9,13,24,28,8/1.

TRAPPED IN PARADISE [PG13]·Comedy·1994·(1:51)
A plan to rob a bank on Christmas Eve goes awry for three
bumbling crooks. 7/3,14,18,26,30.

TWELFTH NIGHT [PG]·Drama·1996·(2:14)
Director Trevor Nunn breathes new life into Shakepeare's
comedy of mistaken identity and discovered love. 8/5.

UNDERCLASSMAN [PG13]·Comedy·2005·(1:33)
A baby-faced 24-year-old detective, who never gets the
respect he deserves because of his boyish looks, goes
undercover in an elite private school where he stumbles upon
an international auto-theft ring. 7/13,17,21,8/5.

THE VELOCITY OF GARY [R]·Comedy·1999·(1:41)
A bisexual porn star's two lovers vie for his affections as he
slowly succumbs to AIDS. 7/14,19,25.

THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU [PG13]·Comedy·1999·(1:25)
A trio of Londoners, best friends since childhood, fall in love
with the same American tourist over the course of a 24-hour
period. 7/6,9,10,15,19,28.

THE WATERBOY [PG13]·Comedy·1998·(1:30)
It's smashmouth football in the Louisiana bayou! A hapless
waterboy discovers a special talent for tackling and becomes
the unlikely star of his college team. Co-starring Kathy Bates
and Henry Winkler. 7/4,7,15,16,20,31.

WIDOW'S PEAK [PG]·Art House·1994·(1:41)
In this sharp-edged, witty comedy set in the 1920s, a small
Irish town dominated by widows is turned on its ear by the
arrival of a young, brash American widow with a secret. With
Natasha Richardson, Jim Broadbent. 8/4.

THE WILD [G]·Animated·2006·(1:22)
When an adolescent lion is accidentally shipped from the
New York Zoo to Africa, his bickering zoo pals must put aside
their differences to help bring him back in this animated
DIsney adventure. 7/7,11,12,22.

WILDER NAPALM [PG13]·Dark Comedy·1993·(1:49)
Two brothers reunite at a carnival with their mental gift for
making things burst into flames. Starring Dennis Quaid and
Debra Winger. 7/14,15,19,23,31.

WOO [R]·Black·1998·(1:25)
A drop-dead gorgeous extrovert is convinced that her
straight-laced blind date is Mr. Right - but will her sexy,
brassy style ever mesh with an uptight law clerk? Wild
comedy also stars Dave Chappelle, Duane Martin. 7/6,17.

YANKEE ZULU [PG]·Comedy·1994·(1:30)
Two friends, a white boy and a black boy, steal a winning
lottery ticket from a group of Neo-Nazis. 7/29.

18 FINGERS OF DEATH! [PG13]·Black·2006·(1:27)
In this mockumentary, Buford Lee is perhaps the greatest
B-movie martial artist that no one has ever heard of. But
Roland Mack, an inner city youth is determined to make a
documentary about this fading star. 7/6,7,10,15,18,30.

2B PERFECTLY HONEST [R]·Comedy·2004·(1:27)
An odd-couple pair of internet business partners find out too
late that their venture capital comes from the mob in this
snappy comedy. 8/1
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