Pick-up lines 201 - 300

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  • 201.Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!?
  • 202.Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?
  • 203.(Check female's shirt tag).... Just as I thought, made in heaven!
  • 204.Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess.
  • 205.Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
  • 206.Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
  • 207.Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time?
  • 208.Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot
  • 209.Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to?
  • 210.My face is leaving in 10 minutes... are you gonna be on it or not?
  • 211.Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
  • 212.Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some?
  • 213.If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?
  • 214.I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place?
  • 215.Miss, if you've lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in?
  • 216.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you!
  • 217.Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do?
  • 218.If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
  • 219.Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No, huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk?
  • 220.That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it?
  • 221.(Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help?
  • 222.That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
  • 223.Hey baby, you want to see something swell?
  • 224.Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples....
  • 225.Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers!
  • 226.I love every bone in your body...especially mine.
  • 227.(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
  • 228.Pardon me, are you in heat?!
  • 229.Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
  • 230.You know, I never was to good at math...like if I put you and I together, I'd get 69.
  • 231.You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls.
  • 232.You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  • 234.Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams.
  • 235.Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  • 236.You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
  • 237.Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!
  • 238.Your face or mine?
  • 239.Hey, here's the word for the day: legs. Whatdya say we go upstairs and spread the word?!
  • 240.Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
  • 241.Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!
  • 242.Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
  • 243.Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
  • 244.Make a calling card that says...Smile if you want to sleep with me! Then watch your victim try to hold back her smile.
  • 245.Hi, my name's Chris, how do you like me so far?
  • 246.Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us.
  • 247.Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don't like pizza?
  • 248.She: (to passing man) Do you have the time? : Him: Do you have the energy?
  • 249.Bond. James Bond.
  • 250.You know, I'd really love to screw your brains out, but it appears someone has already beaten me to it.
  • 251.You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So, what's one more?
  • 252.Her: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.): Him: I like nothing better.
  • 253.Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party, club, etc.) and simply ask, "are you ready to go home now?
  • 254.You know, I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else.
  • 255.At the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask, "Wanna roll?"
  • 256.You know, you've got the prettiest teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across.
  • 257.That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are wearing.
  • 258.Think you can dance in those shoes?
  • 259.OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat
  • 260.Ask girl if she likes jewelry. Then grab your nuts and say, "Then suck this, it's a gem!"
  • 261.You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign.
  • 262.Why don't you surprise your room-mate/parents and not go home tonight?
  • 263.Good-looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when! : Guy: As soon as I finish this drink.
  • 264.Lie down. I think I love you.
  • 265.What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
  • 266.I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.
  • 267.If I weren't so romantic, I'd shoot you.
  • 268.My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
  • 269.My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.
  • 270.Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together?
  • 271.I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate.
  • 272.Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
  • 273.Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets in side out....) Would you like to?
  • 274.You know I really am James Bond's body double.
  • 275.Stand back, I'm a doctor! You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her clothes.
  • 276.If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
  • 277.I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
  • 278.Hey baby, wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I guess your age and weight.
  • 279.You: Tickle your ass with a feather? Her: What?! You: I said 'Particular nice weather?’
  • 280.Hey baby, wanna play train conductor? OK. You sit on my face and I'll chew, chew, chew! (choo!)
  • 281.Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
  • 282.Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
  • 283.Oh, you're a bird watcher.... (Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow?
  • 284.Stand back, I'm a police officer! You go call for backup and I'll frisk her!
  • 285.Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out!
  • 286.Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart.
  • 287.(At church during a sermon) (Put your arm around your gal...) Honey, I don't know where he is.... (Motioning to the preacher) but I do know I'm here with you.
  • 288.Baby, you look better and better each day...and tonight, you look like tomorrow!
  • 289.Here's a quarter.... Call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight!
  • 290.Hey baby, you smell, let's take a shower together!
  • 291.Baby you with those curves and me with no brakes! Mmmmm!
  • 292.Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?
  • 293.I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
  • 294.Can I borrow a quarter? [Why?] Cuz I wanna call your mom and thank her!
  • 295.You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear!
  • 296.Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take/eat what I want!
  • 297.Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway!
  • 298.My name is Chris. Just remember that, so you'll know what to scream later.
  • 299.Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?
  • 300.Can I flirt with you?

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