Pick-up Lines 401 - 491

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  • 401.Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
  • 402.Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
  • 403.Go up to a girl at a bar or a dance and ask her "do you want a fuck (wait for a second gauging her reaction) and then say ...ing drink.
  • 404.Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?"; She says no.: Then wink.
  • 405.Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
  • 406.Excuse me do fries come with that shake?
  • 407.I'd spend money on you I haven't even made.
  • 408.I would give you more money than a show dog could jump over.
  • 409..Baby, you look good coming AND going!
  • 410.I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
  • 411.I can't decide if you are a better person than you are a woman or you u are a better woman than you are a person.
  • 412.So...Do you fuck, or do I owe you an apology?
  • 413.Well hello there! How you screwin; glad to eat ya!
  • 414.I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
  • 415.Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
  • 416.If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
  • 417.He: You look like my third wife. : She: Oh, how many time have you been married? : He: Twice.
  • 418.Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
  • 419.I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
  • 420.I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
  • 421.You know what I like about you? My arms.
  • 422.What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
  • 423.So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
  • 424.You make my software turn to hardware!
  • 425.As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
  • 426.Were you fathering an alien? No, why? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
  • 427.Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!
  • 428.Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
  • 429.Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
  • 430.Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
  • 431.Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
  • 432.You must be a hell of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room
  • 433.There are 256 bones in the human body. How'd ya like one more?
  • 434.As the sun illuminates the moon and the stars, so let us illuminate each other.
  • 435.Are you going places or just being taken?
  • 436.If god made anything prettier, I hope he kept it for himself.
  • 437.I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours?
  • 438.Gee Girl, your eyes remind me of crescent wrenches, every time I look into them my nuts tighten!
  • 439.Hey baby I want to take you to Hawaii. To the island of "comona, wanna, lay ya!
  • 440.If you have a fake leg (or if you don't), rub hers and if she says anything say, "I'm sorry, I thought that was my leg.
  • 441.Baby, if you were a flower, I would pick you!
  • 442.Baby, you're so fine, you're my 9.9...
  • 443.Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I'll give a minute to catch your breath!
  • 444.What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles!
  • 445.Hey baby, is your name Gillette? Cuz you're the best a man can get!
  • 446.You know, I have a romantic side.... Let’s go back to my room and see how long it takes you to find out!
  • 447.Girl, you must be a tater tot, cuz you're Orida!
  • 448.(As they walk past) Why don't you come back here and fall in love with me!
  • 449.Girl, you've got more curves than a back-country road!
  • 450.Baby, you're hotter than Georgia asphalt on a summer day!
  • 451.Hey baby, will it bother you if I sleep in the nude?
  • 452.Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
  • 453.She: You're so sweet... He: Well, it's easy to be sweet when you're talking to sugar!
  • 454.Hi, my name's coffee, cuz I'll keep you up all night!
  • 455.Hey baby, you look like you need a one-way ticket on the roly-poly express ride of love!
  • 456.I say your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM!
  • 457.I hope you don't mind me giving you this rose, but, I just had to show it how you beautiful you are...
  • 458.Write a small note, at the end write: "Believe me when I say that my heart cries out to you and if kisses could be sent in writing you would be reading this letter with your lips.
  • 459.What's a nice girl doing in a place like this?
  • 460.Darling...I'd walk 3 miles over broken glass in bare feet to kiss the ass of the dog who pissed on the hubcap of the truck that took your panties to the cleaners.
  • 461.So...you're a girl huh?
  • 462.How about you and I going halvsies on a bastard?
  • 463.My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in public.
  • 464.See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.
  • 465.That's a nice shirt...it'd look better crumpled up on my floor.
  • 466.Hi, can I buy you several drinks?
  • 467.Excuse me, you look like my favorite porn star.
  • 468.Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
  • 469.Your mom must be a rocket scientist, cuz baby, you're da' bomb.
  • 470.Hello, my name is Bill Clinton...but you can call me tonight.
  • 471.Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  • 472.I like every bone in your body...especially mine.
  • 473.(Grabbing her ass) Excuse me, is this seat taken?
  • 474.Let's go to my place and do all the things that I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
  • 475.I see that the flat tax doesn't apply to you.
  • 476.Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation?
    No?
    You want to go upstairs and talk?
  • 477.Hi Monica...you want to sit on my staff?
  • 478.There's a party in my pants and you're invited.
  • 479.Wanna dance? No? I'm sorry you must have misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants.
  • 480.I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
  • 481.How do you like your eggs in the morning? How about fertilized?
  • 482.Hey baby, you want to see something swell?
  • 483.Hi. I only have 3 months to live.
  • 484.Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  • 485.Do you know what would look good on me? You.
  • 486.Your dad must be a baker...cuz baby, you got nice buns.
  • 487.Can I borrow a quarter?...I want to call your mom and thank her.
  • 488.(Guy rings door with rose in hand) I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you really are.
  • 489.Your dad must be a drug dealer...cuz baby, you're dope.
  • 490.My name's Chris, that's so you'll know what to scream.
  • 491.Inflation isn't the only thing going up around here.

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