Taliban On The Run
song parody lyrics

Sit behind the cave walls

Hiding here forever

Never going to find us...right Osama?

(Announcer's voice) Good evening. Tonight, some worries in Washington on how the war in Afghanistan in progressing after 3 days

(Sen. McCain voice) Well, in my humble opinion, I think we need more men on the ground now, or we're not going to win this thing.

(Refrain) Well, we'll never get them out of there

That's what the armchair Generals say

You shoulda put more troops in there

It's going to be a big quagmire

And we'll never get out of there, we'll never get out of there

(Music changes tempo, builds)

Well the bombs exploded with a mighty blast

like we fell into the sun

And I said to Akmed, who was no longer there

I think Jihad no fun

Taliban on the run, Taliban on the run

So tell Osam, that Uncle Sam

Says he'll be the next one

Taliban on the run, Taliban on the run

Taliban on the run, Taliban on the run