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NAME: | Ahren Ream |
| COLLEGE: | The Old Castle College of Pennsylvania | |
| MAJOR: | Bio Chemical Research | |
| FAVORITE SUBJECT: | Martial Arts Dining | |
| WORST SUBJECT: | English Literature | |
| CLUBS & HOBBIES: | Making and collecting replicas of things from horror movies | |
| PLANS AFTER GRADUATION: | Watching horror movies again | |
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NAME: | Theresa E. Meire |
| COLLEGE: | Burlington County College | |
| MAJOR: | Communications | |
| FAVORITE SUBJECT: | TV Production II | |
| WORST SUBJECT: | Writing for Mass Media | |
| CLUBS & HOBBIES: | Phsycoholiics Unanimous, Cuban Music Society, Punks Anonymous, Fat!So? Club | |
| PLANS AFTER GRADUATION: | Buy a drive-in theatre in New Jersey and show dusk to dawn features every month. | |
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NAME: | Irma Gonzolez |
| COLLEGE: | Clockwork Orange College | |
| MAJOR: | Film 101 | |
| FAVORITE SUBJECT: | Science Gore & Math 10 | |
| WORST SUBJECT: | Math 10 | |
| CLUBS & HOBBIES: | Watching movies | |
| PLANS AFTER GRADUATION: | Wants to direct low budget movies that Joe Bob would like showing breasts. | |
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NAME: | Krist Percival |
| COLLEGE: | West Texas A&M University Graduate School | |
| MAJOR: | Environmental Science/Biology | |
| FAVORITE SUBJECT: | Pathophysiology | |
| WORST SUBJECT: | Hydrogeology | |
| CLUBS & HOBBIES: | Watching MonsterVision, computer, martial arts | |
| PLANS AFTER GRADUATION: | "I want to see the world after I graduate." | |
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NAME: | Kelly Anna Parmelee |
| COLLEGE: | Scare U. | |
| MAJOR: | Psychology | |
| FAVORITE SUBJECT: | Honors World/US History | |
| WORST SUBJECT: | Geometry & anything to do with Math | |
| CLUBS & HOBBIES: | Texas Chainsaw Massacre Lovers of America, Joe Bob Briggs Fans of America, Cheesey Movie Riffers Anonymous, spending time learning useless film and television trivia. | |
| PLANS AFTER GRADUATION: | Start a special college for aspiring horror movie hosts/hostesess. | |
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NAME: | Julia Merica |
| COLLEGE: | La-Z-Boy University | |
| MAJOR: | Couch Potato | |
| FAVORITE SUBJECT: | 80's Television | |
| WORST SUBJECT: | Soap Operas | |
| CLUBS & HOBBIES: | Remote Control Club, Slamming Dr. Pepper six-packs & stuffing Lays Potato Chips | |
| PLANS AFTER GRADUATION: | "Become a Nielsen Ratings person so I can say what sucks and what is quality TV like MonsterVision." | |
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NAME: | J. Noel Gross [a.k.a. Noel "Bob" Gross |
| COLLEGE: | Krankaway County Community College | |
| MAJOR: | Dirt Mining | |
| FAVORITE SUBJECT: | Drive-in 1301: 'Simian Society: Noble Creatures - or Damn, Dirty Apes' | |
| WORST SUBJECT: | Drive-in 1304: 'Cockroach Fu - A Musical Perspective' | |
| CLUBS & HOBBIES: | Drive-In Restoration Society, Future Dirt Miners of America, Taxidermy, Internet Porn | |
| PLANS AFTER GRADUATION: | Personal Assistant to Rusty the TNT Mailgirl | |
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NAME: | Heather Marie Cline |
| COLLEGE: | FunDay College | |
| MAJOR: | Relaxing | |
| FAVORITE SUBJECT: | Movies 101 | |
| WORST SUBJECT: | Work | |
| CLUBS & HOBBIES: | Barbie collectors, speed reading, Internet fun, nature walkers, Movie Trivia Club | |
| PLANS AFTER GRADUATION: | "Open a chain of stores that relieves stress. The key do things you like if you want to sleep, sleep I would teach how to calm your rage." | |
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NAME: | Shawn Middlebrooks |
| COLLEGE: | Vorhees University | |
| FAVORITE SUBJECT: | Jason Bashing 101 | |
| WORST SUBJECT: | Pre-Med 102 | |
| CLUBS & HOBBIES: | Redneck Rangers, High Society Club, Partying, Bike Racing, Making Out | |
| PLANS AFTER GRADUATION: | Be Jason's sidekick | |
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NAME: | Jim Beggs |
| COLLEGE: | Pennsylvania State University | |
| MAJOR: | Comparative Literature | |
| FAVORITE SUBJECT: | Literature | |
| WORST SUBJECT: | Math | |
| CLUBS & HOBBIES: | Zombie Fu, Critical Mass Consumption of Movies and TV | |
| PLANS AFTER GRADUATION: | "Open a video store dedicated to exploitation & horro films, get paid for my outrageous views." | |
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NAME: | Lindsay |
| COLLEGE: | Soon to be Potatoes | |
| MAJOR: | What in the hell... I have a major?? | |
| FAVORITE SUBJECT: | I'm supposed to have a favorite subject? | |
| WORST SUBJECT: | Everyone | |
| CLUBS & HOBBIES: | AA | |
| PLANS AFTER GRADUATION: | "Sit on my ass all day long in front of my TV, watch movies, and count the days till MonsterVision is viewed." | |
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