USA Network Movies for March-April 2006

please help the children

All Genres

Note: USA and the Sci-Fi channel use the same movie library,
and both consider any time before 6am to be night of date shown

Past movies have included Tim Burton's Beetlejuice (the ghost with the most), The Lost Boys (with fangs), Poltergeist (they're here), Jeepers Creepers, The Ghost & The Darkness, The Addams Family, Death Becomes Her, Halloween, The Seventh Sign (of the apocalypse), Tales From The Crypt, Peter Jackson's THE FRIGHTENERS (John Astin, Michael J. Fox), Liar Liar, UNIVERSAL SOLDIER (the enemy can't kill undead soldiers), Waterworld and all 3 INDIANA JONES movies, plus a lot of comedy movies
 MAR 01 12:30 PM     COOL MONEY       
 MAR 01 02:30 PM     NICK OF TIME       
 MAR 01 04:30 PM     TRAINING DAY       
 MAR 02 01:00 PM     JOHNNY ENGLISH (007 spoof, John Cleese, Rowan Atkinson) 
 MAR 02 09:00 PM     SUBMERGED       
 MAR 02 01:30 AM     JOHNNY ENGLISH (comedy)      
 MAR 03 01:00 PM     SUBMERGED       
 MAR 03 02:00 AM     TALES FROM THE CRYPT: BORDELLO OF BLOOD       
 MAR 03 04:00 AM     AMERICAN PSYCHO       
 MAR 04 01:00 PM     EMPEROR'S CLUB       
 MAR 04 03:30 PM     K-PAX       
 MAR 04 02:00 AM     K-PAX       
 MAR 04 04:30 AM     RAPID FIRE       
 MAR 05 09:00 AM     ADVENTURES OF ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE, THE       
 MAR 05 01:00 AM     LIFE OF DAVID GALE, THE       
 MAR 06 11:30 AM     STEPHEN KING'S RIDING THE BULLET       
 MAR 06 01:30 PM     STEPHEN KING'S ROSE RED (6 hours)       
 MAR 06 01:00 AM     SUBSTITUTE 3: WINNER TAKES ALL       
 MAR 07 01:00 PM     IN AND OUT       
 MAR 07 03:00 PM     MILK MONEY       
 MAR 07 05:00 PM     TO WONG FOO, THANKS FOR EVERYTHING JULIE NEWMAR       
 MAR 07 09:00 PM     COYOTE UGLY       
 MAR 08 01:00 PM     GOOD BURGER       
 MAR 08 03:00 PM     LOSER       
 MAR 08 05:00 PM     COYOTE UGLY       
 MAR 09 02:00 PM     LEAVE IT TO BEAVER       
 MAR 09 09:00 PM     BIG DADDY       
 MAR 09 01:30 AM     BARB WIRE (she's tougher than Barbarella)   
 MAR 10 07:00 AM     WALKER, TEXAS RANGER: BLUE MOVIES       
 MAR 10 02:00 PM     BIG DADDY       
 MAR 10 02:00 AM     DAYLIGHT       
 MAR 10 04:30 AM     FOREIGNER, THE       
 MAR 11 11:00 AM     LIFE       
 MAR 11 03:30 PM     BLOW       
 MAR 11 02:00 AM     TIMECOP: THE BERLIN DECISION       
 MAR 11 04:00 AM     LIFE       
 MAR 12 09:00 AM     TIMECOP: THE BERLIN DECISION       
 MAR 12 01:00 PM     BLOW       
 MAR 12 03:30 PM     ENFORCER, THE       
 MAR 12 05:30 PM     PATRIOT GAMES       
 MAR 12 08:00 PM     MUMMY RETURNS, THE       
 MAR 12 01:00 AM     ENFORCER, THE       
 MAR 13 01:30 PM     PATRIOT GAMES       
 MAR 13 04:00 PM     MUMMY RETURNS, THE       
 MAR 13 01:00 AM     RAPID FIRE       
 MAR 14 12:00 PM     HOUSESITTER       
 MAR 14 02:00 PM     FIRST WIVES CLUB, THE       
 MAR 14 04:00 PM     BIG DADDY       
 MAR 14 08:00 PM     BRUCE ALMIGHTY (Jim Carry vs. Morgan Freeman as God)
 MAR 15 12:00 PM     NOBODY'S FOOL       
 MAR 15 02:00 PM     MAJESTIC, THE       
 MAR 15 05:00 PM     BRUCE ALMIGHTY (your arm's too short to box with God)
 MAR 16 12:30 PM     K-PAX       
 MAR 16 09:00 PM     MONK       
 MAR 16 01:00 AM     K-PAX       
 MAR 17 01:00 PM     MONK       
 MAR 17 02:00 AM     LAST DON II, THE       
 MAR 18 02:00 PM     FEAR       
 MAR 18 02:00 AM     FREQUENCY       
 MAR 19 09:00 AM     DRAGONFLY       
 MAR 19 01:00 PM     FAR AND AWAY       
 MAR 19 04:00 PM     HUNTED, THE       
 MAR 19 06:00 PM     JOHN GRISHAM'S THE RAINMAKER       
 MAR 19 09:00 PM     FAST AND THE FURIOUS, THE       
 MAR 19 01:00 AM     HUNTED, THE       
 MAR 20 12:00 PM     LADIES' NIGHT       
 MAR 20 02:00 PM     JOHN GRISHAM'S THE RAINMAKER       
 MAR 20 05:00 PM     FAST AND THE FURIOUS, THE       
 MAR 20 01:00 AM     LEGIONNAIRE       
 MAR 21 02:00 PM     LEGIONNAIRE       
 MAR 21 04:00 PM     ENFORCER, THE       
 MAR 21 08:00 PM     INTOLERABLE CRUELTY       
 MAR 22 01:30 PM     AFTERSHOCK: EARTHQUAKE IN NEW YORK       
 MAR 22 05:00 PM     INTOLERABLE CRUELTY       
 MAR 23 01:00 PM     SUBSTITUTE 4       
 MAR 23 03:00 PM     TRUTH ABOUT CHARLIE, THE       
 MAR 23 05:00 PM     HUNTED, THE       
 MAR 23 09:00 PM     NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE       
 MAR 23 01:30 AM     TRUTH ABOUT CHARLIE, THE       
 MAR 24 01:00 PM     ED       
 MAR 24 03:00 PM     CLEAN SLATE       
 MAR 24 05:00 PM     NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE       
 MAR 24 02:00 AM     STEPHEN KING'S RIDING THE BULLET       
 MAR 24 04:00 AM     PHASE IV       
 MAR 25 12:00 PM     CASPER       
 MAR 25 04:00 PM     UNDERCOVER BROTHER       
 MAR 25 02:00 AM     UNDERCOVER BROTHER       
 MAR 25 04:00 AM     CASPER (a ghost!)      
 MAR 26 09:00 AM     BARBERSHOP       
 MAR 26 01:00 PM     BIG DADDY       
 MAR 26 03:00 PM     BRING IT ON AGAIN       
 MAR 26 05:00 PM     BRING IT ON       
 MAR 26 07:00 PM     AMERICAN PIE II       
 MAR 26 09:00 PM     AMERICAN WEDDING       
 MAR 26 01:00 AM     AMERICAN WEDDING       
 MAR 27 01:00 PM     BRING IT ON AGAIN       
 MAR 27 03:00 PM     BRING IT ON       
 MAR 27 05:00 PM     AMERICAN PIE II       
 MAR 27 01:00 AM     TREMORS 3: BACK TO PERFECTION       
 MAR 28 02:00 PM     WILDCATS       
 MAR 28 04:00 PM     HONEY       
 MAR 28 08:00 PM     2 FAST 2 FURIOUS       
 MAR 29 12:30 PM     CATS AND DOGS       
 MAR 29 02:30 PM     NURSE BETTY       
 MAR 29 05:00 PM     2 FAST 2 FURIOUS       
 MAR 30 01:00 PM     12 MONKEYS       
 MAR 30 01:00 AM     12 MONKEYS       
 MAR 31 02:00 PM     AMERICAN WEDDING       
 MAR 31 02:00 AM     SUBSTITUTE, THE       
 MAR 31 04:00 AM     SUBSTITUTE 2: SCHOOL'S OUT 
 APR 01 11:00 AM     PLAYER'S CLUB, THE       
 APR 01 01:00 PM     ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS       
 APR 01 03:00 PM     FRIDAY AFTER NEXT       
 APR 01 04:00 AM     HALF BAKED       
 APR 02 09:00 AM     PLAYER'S CLUB, THE       
 APR 02 01:00 PM     FRIDAY AFTER NEXT       
 APR 02 03:00 PM     NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE       
 APR 02 05:00 PM     AMERICAN WEDDING       
 APR 02 07:00 PM     HAPPY GILMORE       
 APR 02 09:00 PM     MEET THE PARENTS       
 APR 02 01:00 AM     HAPPY GILMORE       
 APR 03 01:00 PM     NUTTY PROFESSOR, THE       
 APR 03 03:00 PM     NOBODY'S FOOL       
 APR 03 05:00 PM     MEET THE PARENTS       
 APR 03 01:00 AM     CELL, THE       
 APR 04 02:00 PM     ALMOST AN ANGEL       
 APR 04 04:00 PM     ABOUT A BOY       
 APR 04 08:00 PM     FAST AND THE FURIOUS, THE       
 APR 05 01:00 PM     HIGHLANDER: ENDGAME       
 APR 05 03:00 PM     FAST AND THE FURIOUS, THE       
 APR 06 2pm & 1am    HAPPY GILMORE       
 APR 07 2pm & 2am    SGT BILKO       
 APR 07 04:00 AM     HOUSESITTER       
 APR 08 02:00 PM     THE FLINTSTONES       
 APR 08 4pm & 3am    FIRST WIVES CLUB, THE       
 APR 08 06:00 PM     INTOLERABLE CRUELTY       
 APR 09 09:00 AM     INTOLERABLE CRUELTY       
 APR 09 12:00 PM     JAWS 2       
 APR 09 02:00 PM     JAWS 3       
 APR 09 04:00 PM     JAWS: THE REVENGE        
 APR 09 06:00 PM     FREDDY VS. JASON         
 APR 09 08:00 PM     INTO THE SUN              
 APR 09 01:00 AM     JAWS 2       
 APR 10 01:00 PM     JAWS: THE REVENGE        
 APR 10 03:00 PM     FREDDY VS. JASON         
 APR 10 05:00 PM     INTO THE SUN              
 APR 10 01:00 AM     EMPIRE       
 APR 11 02:00 PM     TICKER       
 APR 11 04:00 PM     EMPIRE       
 APR 12 12:00 PM     IMPOSTOR       
 APR 12 02:00 PM     THE GHOST AND THE DARKNESS       
 APR 12 04:00 PM     JOHN GRISHAM'S THE RAINMAKER       
 APR 13 2pm & 1am    CHAMBER, THE (JOHN GRISHAM'S)       
 APR 14 02:00 PM     ARRIVAL, THE       
 APR 14 02:00 AM     SPECIES       
 APR 14 04:00 AM     SPECIES III       
 APR 15 02:30 PM     OUTLAW JOSEY WALES, THE       
 APR 15 05:30 PM     GAUNTLET, THE       
 APR 15 03:00 AM     COOGAN'S BLUFF       
 APR 16 09:00 AM     COOGAN'S BLUFF       
 APR 16 12:00 PM     ENFORCER, THE       
 APR 16 02:00 PM     MAGNUM FORCE       
 APR 16 04:30 PM     DIRTY HARRY       
 APR 16 06:30 PM     GANGS OF NEW YORK       
 APR 16 01:00 AM     MAGNUM FORCE       
 APR 17 11:30 AM     MONEY TALKS       
 APR 17 01:30 PM     DIRTY HARRY       
 APR 17 03:30 PM     GANGS OF NEW YORK       
 APR 17 01:00 AM     DESERT HEAT       
 APR 18 02:00 PM     MISSION TO MARS       
 APR 18 04:00 PM     DESERT HEAT       
 APR 19 12:00 PM     LOVE AND BASKETBALL       
 APR 19 02:30 PM     VIRTUOSITY       
 APR 19 04:30 PM     DELIVERANCE       
 APR 20 2pm & 1am    RUDY THE RUDY GIULIANI STORY       
 APR 21 02:00 PM     BARB WIRE       
 APR 21 02:00 AM     DOMINICK DUNNE PRESENTS: MURDER IN GREENWICH       
 APR 21 04:00 AM     ELMORE LEONARD'S GOLD COAST       
 APR 22 02:00 PM     15 MINUTES       
 APR 22 04:30 PM     GANGS OF NEW YORK       
 APR 22 03:00 AM     GANGS OF NEW YORK       
 APR 23 06:00 AM     GANGS OF NEW YORK       
 APR 23 09:00 AM     GET SHORTY       
 APR 23 12:00 PM     TRAFFIC       
 APR 23 03:00 PM     DANTE'S PEAK       
 APR 23 05:00 PM     EXILED: A LAW & ORDER MOVIE       
 APR 23 01:00 AM     GET SHORTY       
 APR 24 01:00 PM     DANTE'S PEAK       
 APR 24 03:00 PM     EXILED: A LAW & ORDER MOVIE       
 APR 24 5pm & 1am    FORMULA 51       
 APR 25 02:00 PM     Peter Jackson's THE FRIGHTENERS (Michael J. Fox, John Astin)       
 APR 25 04:00 PM     HOLLOW MAN       
 APR 26 12:00 PM     DEAD MAN WALKING       
 APR 26 02:30 PM     CALL ME: THE RISE AND FALL OF HEIDI FLEISS       
 APR 26 04:30 PM     NINTH GATE, THE       
 APR 27 01:30 PM     SAINT, THE       
 APR 27 09:00 PM     MEET THE PARENTS       
 APR 27 01:00 AM     ALMOST AN ANGEL       
 APR 28 02:00 PM     MEET THE PARENTS       
 APR 28 02:00 AM     EYE FOR AN EYE       
 APR 28 04:00 AM     AMERICAN PSYCHO       
 APR 29 01:30 PM     HEAD OVER HEELS       
 APR 29 03:30 PM     E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL        
 APR 29 06:00 PM     AMERICAN PIE II       
 APR 29 03:00 AM     E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL        
 APR 30 09:00 AM     AMERICAN PIE II       
 APR 30 12:30 PM     007 in GOLDENEYE       
 APR 30 03:30 PM     MISSION IMPOSSIBLE       
 APR 30 06:00 PM     FOREIGNER, THE       
 APR 30 08:00 PM     FOREIGNER 2: BLACK DAWN       
 APR 30 01:00 AM     007 in GOLDENEYE 
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Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get those eyes?

Lake Placid shows from time to time on the SciFi Channel & USA Networks. The official "Lake Placid" movie website at Fox.com features an animated picture of a giant mutant crocodile chasing a helicopter and chomping a scuba diver in half, which may be too intense for some wimpy internet viewers. Just think of it as another Alligator

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* Note: October 2003, the merger between GE and Vivendi UA was completed. This gives NBC control of Universal Hollywood including Universal's 5000-film library including Spielberg movies and 34,000 hours of TV shows including Law & Order; USA Network & the Sci-Fi channel, Trio, Bravo and Telmundo. The summer 2004 horror film "Van Helsing" will also now be a NBC tv-series just months later in the 2005 season