Angela Ramos is hilarious. She has a hideous laugh, but that's what makes her so funny. The video she taped of herself auditioning for Regis was funny, but cracked-out. Been taking a hit off of Jayce's crackpipe, eh?
Sally Field is just really cool. "I want them [NSYNC] out there right now!" :) Seriously, though. She's an extraordinary actress, and seems like a really down- to-earth person. I loved her in "Forrest Gump" and "Mrs. Doubtfire." I also used to watch reruns of her TV show "Gidget" when I was younger.
Anyway, now for the part of my review you're really interested in. Justin starts singing TIPY, and the first thing I noticed was his sweater. It's an orange-red color with a big dinosaur on the front. LMAO Did Mommy Crunkness knit that for you? LOL My brother used to have a sweater like that....when he was FIVE.
JC wasn't dressed much better. He was wearing a cracked-out brown and white
1970's disco-print sweater (please see the above pic). Ewww...it was so FUGLY, it was funny. LMAO
Someone told me that JC gets his clothes from his grandfather's closet. Why
doesn't that surprise me?
Prolly 'cause JC's Grandpa is crazy cool yo! He was phattie chillin' back in
tha day! JC on the other hand, doesn't pull it off so well, but whateva...let
him have his fifteen minutes of fame. LMAO
And dayum...JC's nose is HUGE. Did you SEE the size of his nostrils? For those of you who captured this performance on video tape, check out the part where JC sings "Forever has now beguuuunnnn..." and throws his head back. Pause it right there and LOOK at the size of those nostrils. LMFAO
One last thing about JC during the performance...he conducts WAY too much.
Geez, the damn boy can't keep still. He's tapping his foot all the time and flailing
his arms all over the place, especially while he's singing. The side affects to his
drug addiction are really starting to frighten me.
EXCUSE ME...JC'S NOSE IS FINE, but I do agree about the spasmaodic arm deal...he just gets himself in too deep. Obsession is a terrible thing...and
addiction is worse...start sending your money to me and Olivia baby, we'll be
sure it gets into his hands and works toward weining him off crack.
Ohmygosh, Joey's hair is blonde. Later on in the show, Jay said it was because
Joey got into an "electric guitar accident." LOL...that wouldn't surprise me.
Joey looks damn good with blonde hair...excuse me a second. I feel the need
to hump my floor repeditively.
Then there's dear, sweet Lance. I don't know if you guys ever noticed this, but at
every performance that requires the guys to sit on stools, Lance NEVER sits his
ass completely on the chair. Never. He always sits at the edge of the stool, and
this performance was no different. Why is that? Seriously...if you're like me and
have most of their TV performances on video, go back and look. Eh, I love him
anyway...he's a sexxxy bitch. Chris looked good too! He was sporting that
turtleneck sweater and denim jacket. I love that look.
Lance bugs me. I don't know why...psycho lil white boy needs to like hit the
tanning booths or some junk...daammnn. Chris is my bitch...he may be pudgy and
short, but he's hella funny! Lookin good Chris!
One of the other random things I noted while they were singing, was that Justin
and Lance are working on their peach fuzz. I'm not really a facial hair kinda
person, but I thought it was cute. JC, on the other hand, was growing a BEARD.
LMAO A beard + a big nose = a very frightened Olivia. I'm also scared that Billy
(their drummer) has started doing drugs too. Watch him in the background as he
drums away. His head is boppin all over the place...he gets into the music just as
much as JC does. Ruben is HOT...watch for him in the background. :)
JC looks like the freaky ass Frenchman he is...someone give him a razor and
toothbrush for Christmas. Maybe if we all unite, he'll realize the pain he's
driving us to feeling for him. Ruben weirds me out in mad ways and thier
whole band is totally spastic all the time. They're kickin it, thinkin their
cool.
So Justin does his little ad-lib at the end, and I'm like "Just finish the damn song
already." After he does, Lance says "Thank You" in that super sexxxy voice of
his. When the guys walk over to sit down with Jay and Sally, Justin turns around
to give Sally a kiss, and you can see the boy's underwear. Whoo!
Justin always sings too damn much, can't just let it go. Lance does have a
freakin sexy voice...damn. Picture that monster in bed...ohhhh yeaahhh.
I fell over laughing when Jay said, "I have a bone to pick with Lance." I mean,
how funny does that sound? Jay was all upset that Lance didn't use him as a
life-line on Millionaire. "I wait all day...who do you talk to? Some TEACHER."
Jay's kind of goofy...I dunno he's goofy lookin. LMAO Lance probably got
really excited when he brought up bonin' him...see him squirming? I saw it!
The best part was when Jay was talking to the guys about messing up on stage,
and then asked "Which one of you ripped your pants onstage?" Joey admits it
was him, then Jay asked, "How'd that happen?" This is the point where my sides
were aching from laughing so much. Joey says, "Well, when you have a big
butt..." LMAO I was laughing so hard, I didn't quite hear what else he was
saying, but I caught the part where he goes, "I was clinching my butt cheeks."
LOL...my sides hurt just remembering that part.
Ohhh...if you watch when he asks, JC raised his hand too - to the pants ripping
part. lmao I don't have any idea why but he put it down really fast. lol Joey's
big ass would be hard to hold back...damn talk about willpower.
Then Jay starts asking questions to the trivia game. Pssh! As if we all wouldn't know the answers. We all know Justin's worst habit is burping (but it WAS funny when Sally asked to hear it. LOL) Lance's worst job was PooFu...Joey wants to be Superman...yadda yadda yadda. Then Jay says, "Here's a Clinton-question: What sort of underwear does JC prefer?" He give out the multiple choice answers and then someone from the audience yells "Briefs!!"
"You know what's really creepy?" Jay commented. "A GUY answered that."
LMFAO
OMG I know!!! I was like dammnnn...how'd you know that, freakshow??? Lmao then
they're all like waving at the guy...how humiliating considering he was
wrong.
Finally, Jay asks Sally the Chris question. "Chris once had to get 60 stitches - where?" She correctly guesses that he got stitches on his head and Chris goes, "That makes it sound like I was dropped on my head."
"I rest my case!" said Jay. Exactly what I was thinking. LOL
Sooo true. If he would have gone along with the being dropped thing it would
have explained a whole lot. I woulda left it alone if I were him. lmao
