Justin: *talking to mirror* You be da hottest brutha 'round dis place, No, you da hottest dawg anywhere.
Lance: Ugh Justin, It takes me 2 hours to put on my make-up and I'm already done! You're taking too long admiring yourself these days!
Justin: Yo, we done been ova dis. Ah sing bettah den yew 'fools and ah get da most fanz so don't mess wit me or else ah'll send some girls aftah ya to annoy you by those high pitched screams
Lance, being very annoyed, gets out of "Da Benz" and walks to the girls bathroom to change into his new bikini
The others get out and walk to the beach
Joey:I smell food. I am soooo hungry. Can we eat now?
JC:You just ate 5 minutes ago!!!
Joey:Has it been THAT long? Oh my god....Hurry!! Must.....eat........now........ *he almost faints*
Justin: Yo, JC, Git Joe-Dawg some food FAST!!
JC starts heading toward the nearest vending machine when he sees Lance coming out of the girls bathroom dressed in his "...Cuz I'm from Mississippi" Bikini. JC rolls his eyes and gets some food for Joey. Lance walks over to the guys.
Lance: Ok, did I miss something here?
Chris: Nothing Cinderella, Joey just passed out from lack of food
Lance: What was that you called me Scuz?
Chris: Nothing, NOTHING!!
Lance: GOOD I was about to get mad
Justin: Lance, Yo, Dat outfit... Umm.. Dat ain't cool, yaknowhatimsayin?
Lance: OH NO!! It doesn't match with my sandals does it? OH THAT'S IT!! THEY RIPPED ME OFF AGAIN!!!
Justin: No, You Gotta start dressin up like dis. Like AH dress. Fly. Not like Britney Spears.
Chris: Speakin of Britney.....
Britney runs over and tackles Justin
Justin: HEEELLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!
Chris and Lance laugh their asses off as JC returns with Joeys food. Joey suddenly wakes up smelling the chocolate bar
Joey: mmmmm Gimme!!!! *he eats the whole thing in 2 seconds*
Britney: EWWWW JOEY
Joey: *with full mouth* HUH?
Justin: *trying to break free from Britney's grip* Hey...Isn't dat Christina What's her name? Dat slut dat sings Gennie in a bottle?
Britney: WHAT!?!?! IS SHE MORE SLUTTIER THEN ME, JUSTIN SWEETIE?
Justin: uhhhhh hmmm dat's a tuff one....ya'll both be actin like sluts, but, ah guess you're the most sluttiest slut of dem all
Britney: YEAH!!!
Britney runs over to Christina and brags about how slutty she is
Chris: Damn, Britney wears a lot of make up. It kinda looks like yours Lance.
Lance: *with hurt face* WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO MEAN TO ME!?!?!
He runs off crying to the bathroom
JC: damn that boy is annoying
Chris: Tell me about it.He gets mad at every little single thing
Justin: Yo,Check dis, lets get da hell outta here before dat Brit-nay thang comes back ova here, yaknowwhatimsayin?
Joey: I'm hungry
JC: UGH ok lets go
The guys go to "Da Benz" when Justin suddenly screams
Joey JC and Chris: WHAT!?!?!
Justin: I lost mah mirror on da beach!!! OHHH NOOO!!! DAYUM IT!!! AH CAN'T BE LOSIN DAT THING !!! AH WONT BE ABLE TA LOOK AT MAHSELF ALL DAY WHEN IM DRIVIN IN MAH BENZ!!WHY!?!? WHY!?!?!
Justin runs off looking for it when he bumps into Britney and she pulls him over to Christina and demands for a answer of who he is going out with. JC, Chris, Lance, and Joey made it home safely. The next day, they read the newspaper and saw that Justin had been severly beaten by Chrsitina Auguliera (yeah.. I'm 90% sure that is spelled wrong) and Britney Spears.
Thanks to Mack for wrting this story! Sorry I forgot to give you the credit girl!!
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