The folks at Justin and Co. have brought it to us again cuz they bring it to us everytime. Confused? So was I. Anyway, Wade Jay "You might see him in the video" Ro and JRaT wrote a funky lil ditty for the new album. It happens to be the first single. The video is good, really it is.
The video opens and we see 'bikini top' girl eating alphabet cereal. Justin 'pops' up selling pop and Jumbo pop (which debuts on July 24th, Bastards!)Anyway, the chick drops the bowl and we're taken to the roller derby, er I mean NSYNC's club world.Chris starts spinning some funky jams, and the dope illy fresh ish begins. JRaT's mug is all up in the camera. I don't know why I was surprised. Well he's mad as hell, and not gonna take it anymore. He sings about bringin melody while guys on those cool skate shoes roll around him. I wish JRaT had a pair on. I would love to see him bust his ass.
Next Wayne Pain Ish sends us on an acid trip to find Jayce. Jayce is in the Hoe-asis looking evil and such. The hair's not bad, but is that a comb headband he has on? I find that gross, yet slightly attractive. Should I say that out loud?
Wait, Jaycee has tassels hanging off of his crotch! Is there any need for this? I find this weird, but amusing. (Note to self: It's not always good to share with the group.) We get a quick glance at Dj Skribble's stand in. Hey, it's Chris! Why'd they hide him all the way in the back left corner? Video making bastards. He has seniority, they could at least put him in the white room with Lance. Yea, Lance was in the video. You didn't know that huh? I didn't either until I paused it and saw a glimmer of pale skin. He almost blends into the wall. Niiiice.
Zip back to Jayce TasselCrotch in the hallway that goes nowhere. Anyway, we watch him get groped by some girls and smile about it. When did they hold auditions for this? And how did that girl in the purple jacket get the job? She rubs her stomach all over him, yuck. Anyway, he sings his verse, while walking extremely slow. Why you ask? Because Bobbi was at the end of that hallway with her whip. That's what he gets for not wearing the shirt with her name on it.
Whoa, the froless wonder pops up again. He looks really good during this part. "It doesn't matter. About the ice around my neck."Word dawg. He opens his pleather shirt to reveal his cubic zirconian Celebrity necklace. I must admit, it's a whole lot better than that jTr letter opener he usually wears.
The necklace breaks and it transforms into Lance "Too Much Booty in the Pants" Bass chillin in the white room. Poor guy. He's dancing like the camera's off or something. Maybe someone should have told him that they were filming. It would have saved him some embarrassment. On a positive side, I like his outfit. Then we shoot to Joey. He's stuck on the couch with his jacked up leg and pissed extras. But it's all good, cuz bikini top girl is sitting next to him. He took Wade Jay Ro's advice..."Big Pimp It." Niiiiiice.
Man, Justin's tired of singing. I second your feeling dawg. Get your mug out of the camera. So that cues the dance break, which I HEART so much! I'm gonna learn it one day, drive to Jayce's house and do it on his front lawn. Then I'm going to run when he let's out his guard dogs. As NSENC (We still love you Joey, even though Wade is taking your job.)does their 'choreographies' they morph into differnt out fits. I have to say, Chris has the cutest clothes. Chris is just the cutest in this video. While they morph clothes, suddenly they're getting digital digital with the floor. Then they do any interesting version of liquid. Since they're not ravers or club kids, their version is ok.
Back to the club. They dance a little more. Justin's record is broken, so he repeats the word pop for like 10 minutes. We are transformed to Justin's world of beatbox. Yea fun. I really like this part. Justin spins around, flapping his lips and what not. The guys float in the back in wonderful pop art fashion. All that's need now is a trademark Andy Warhol Campbell Soup Can.
I just noticed I bitched a lot about this video, but I really like it. It makes me giddy. I can't wait for the album. So "PoP" better reach number 1 on TRL or heads will roll..LMAO.
