You don't have the time. You've read through The Sting, Part 2 a hundred times and you still don't know what's going on. Well, in a blantant ripoff of Movie-A-Minute and Book-A-Minute, both from RinkWorks, I bring you RinkChat-Archives-A-Minute, a site whose sole purpose is to condense each and every RinkChat archive, because we all know you don't have enough time to read through them all. So sit back, put your feet up, and watch as the magic of RinkChat is revealed to you.

Blood Drops - Archive Condensed
Pet Names - Archive Condensed
Dave Makes Dinner - Archive Condensed
The Banning of Sam - Archive Condensed
The Revenge of Sam - Archive Condensed
The Wedding Ceremony - Archive Condensed
Glop and Grace - Archive Condensed
I Have Eyes Everywhere - Archive Condensed
Self-Chat - Archive Condensed
More Wedding Ceremonies - Archive Condensed
Weddings, The Revenge - Archive Condensed
Another Self-Chat - Archive Condensed
The Great Ginger Ale Tragedy - Archive Condensed

January 2000

Mousie's Ode To Dave - Archive Condensed
The Revenge of Sam, Part II - Archive Condensed
Group Therapy - Archive Condensed
The Sting, Part I - Archive Condensed
The Sting, Part II - Archive Condensed
Self-Seance - Archive Condensed
The Death of Kiki - Archive Condensed
The Sickness of Kiki - Archive Condensed
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? - Archive Condensed
Stupid Day 2000 - Archive Condensed
The Admin War of the Ages - Archive Condensed
Nuclear Monsters From the Sea - Archive Condensed
The Comfort of Cats - Archive Condensed
BatDarien vs. the Jokestah - Archive Condensed
Self-Parking - Archive Condensed
Self-Seance II - Archive Condensed

The Lawsuit - Archive Condensed
A Brawl of Ghosts and Evil People - Archive Condensed
People Bots - Archive Condensed
Dudes To Be Feared - Archive Condensed
A Flash in the Eye - Archive Condensed
Candy and Then Some - Archive Condensed
PuppyChat - Archive Condensed
Cheesy Cheese - Archive Condensed
Bedtime Ritual Adventure Fun - Archive Condensed
Hotels - Archive Condensed
Death By Science - Archive Condensed
Hey, There's Corn In Here! - Archive Condensed
Secret Mousie - Archive Condensed

March-April 2000

Poetic Reflection - Archive Condensed
Affairs of State - Archive Condensed
Green Eggs and Chat - Archive Condensed
Brainstorming - Archive Condensed
A RinkChat Retrospective - Archive Condensed
Phone Follies - Archive Condensed
Crazy Insane Play Supreme - Archive Condensed
Stream of Insanity Derby - Archive Condensed
The Red Button - Archive Condensed
Safari - Archive Condensed
Bleeding Excessively - Archive Condensed
Pool Party - Archive Condensed
Pizza Party - Archive Condensed
Loony Bin - Archive Condensed

May-June 2000

Hampered By Pun Death - Archive Condensed
The Case of the Mangled Wrap - Archive Condensed
Dudes To Be Feared II - Archive Condensed
Murder! - Archive Condensed
Tired By So Much Late - Archive Condensed
Cute Cute Cute - Archive Condensed
Mischief In School - Archive Condensed
WHAMMO! - Archive Condensed
The Cat Outside The Window of Hate - Archive Condensed
Mrs. Girlagong - Archive Condensed

July-September 2000

Childhood Frolics - Archive Condensed Reader's RAAMs
Quest For Leen - Archive Condensed
Some Form of I.D. - Archive Condensed
Stupid Teachers - Archive Condensed
Rat TV - Archive Condensed
The Affair - Archive Condensed
Pthotgorhapthy - Archive Condensed
Second Special Secret Ending - Archive Condensed
A Brief Change Of Heart - Archive Condensed
Adventures With Uploading - Archive Condensed
Songs and Getting Older - Archive Condensed
Rumble! - Archive Condensed

October-November 2000

RinkLympics - Archive Condensed
Story Noir - Archive Condensed
Girly Stuff - Archive Condensed
Top Five - Archive Condensed
Constellations - Archive Condensed
Moses: The Continuing Story - Archive Condensed
How The Grishny Stole RinkMas - Archive Condensed

December 2000

Sleeping Victims - Archive Condensed
Stoic Death Plotting - Archive Condensed
Baby Food - Archive Condensed
The Flame War - Archive Condensed
Split Stephen - Archive Condensed Reader's RAAMs
Bloody Mayhem At Sakura's House - Archive Condensed
Sororital Spat - Archive Condensed
Wreakers of Things - Archive Condensed

January-April 2001

Hostile Takeover - Archive Condensed
Stupid Day 2001 - Archive Condensed
Ice Storms and Woodland Creatures - Archive Condensed Reader's RAAMs
I Am Coming From Iceland- Archive Condensed
Cell Phone Prank Riot - Archive Condensed
Hot Night, Wright?- Archive Condensed
Bleeding Excessively II- Archive Condensed
New Zealand Ruse- Archive Condensed
Zombies and Commies- Archive Condensed
RinkAwards 2000 (Ceremony)- Archive Condensed
RinkBand- Archive Condensed Reader's RAAMs
Extract of Hell- Archive Condensed

May-December 2001

Sesquipedality- Archive Condensed
Mia vs. Mina- Archive Condensed
Huggy Bear- Archive Condensed
RinkWorks Z- Archive Condensed
Lipstick Express To Canada- Archive Condensed Reader's RAAMs
Driving In the City- Archive Condensed
Eyelash Eater- Archive Condensed
Hasty Exits- Archive Condensed
Bungled Assassination- Archive Condensed
Brain Licker- Archive Condensed
Sam Goo- Archive Condensed

2002

Slug Sucker- Archive Condensed
Bot Games- Archive Condensed
Mecha Spats- Archive Condensed
Big Happy Central American Family- Archive Condensed

2003

Extreme Angband- Archive Condensed
The Sting, Part III- Archive Condensed
Undercover Transport Services- Archive Condensed
Purple Prose- Archive Coming Soon!
Retro Rinkchat- Archive - Coming Soon!
Revolution- Archive Coming Soon!
RoboMegatronic- Archive Coming Soon!
Hu- Archive Coming Soon!

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