Band Quotes (mostly from the 'bones)

Colgate Basketball vs. Navy, 2-20-99

"Who's your Squirrel Daddy?!"      --John
"Two balls and a bat, the pitcher wears a hat..."    --Dave
"It doesn't matter if I'm late--I'm just a flute!"   --Callie
The announcer: "Mr. Chatty"   --Gary
"This is like the trained seals at Sea World!"    --Dave

...and our winner:

"It's all the happiness we get from playing it, it builds up and comes out through that hole"

              --Dave, explaining trombone splooge to Mark Murphy's daughter

Hockey vs. Brown, 2-20-99
"Why are you surprised?  Aren't people always telling you you're "hung like a squirrel"?"   --John, to Doug
"But I have bigger nuts"   --Doug
"Actually, he only has one."   --Gary or Dave or someone

Email re Volleyball, 2-22-99
"Pajama-jammy-jam at Matt Cook's room tonight!!!  I'll bring the Smores."  --Brian


from the PATRIOT LEAGUE TOURNAMENT, 2-26-99 -> 2-28-99
        at the United States Military Academy at West Point, NY

Patriots: The First Day, on the bus
"You have a butt that doesn't quit?"  --Torri to Dave
"Every trip you go on, you get naked"  --Andrea to Doug
       [...and whose fault is that, may we ask?]
"Are you ready?"  --Caroline, Cheerleading Captain
        "Oh, I'm ready!"  --Nate
        "Yeah, baby!"  --Caroline
          [outside the Ramada Inn]
"These guys touching themselves are sexy"  -Doug
"All short girls are cute"  --Gary

Patriots: The First Day, at Napoli Pizza
"For every giraffe I find, I will kill you"  --Jeanie to Doug
"A depressed monkey--look, there is his butt!"  --Gary
"Ahmad has color-form nipples"  --Doug
        "Let me demonstrate:"  --Ahmad
"That's not my pocket--that's my butt!"  --Doug

Patroits: The Second Day, Men vs. Army quarterfinal game
"Swish!  Bang!  Boom!"  --Nate and Doug
"No, 40-13=27"  --John
        "And we have 7 more than 40"  --Doug
        "Right!"  --John

Patriots: The Second Day, on the bus after the Army game
"Stop poking me with that phallic symbol!"  --Anon.
"I AM a phallic symbol"  --Nate

Patriots: The Second Day, at the Neptune Diner, Newburgh, NY
"I'm a bunny rabbit!"  --Dave
"I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George, George Tatum"  --Gary
"Let's all go touch Doug!"  --Callie and Missi
"See if you can guess which one is Joey's theme song"  --Brian

Patriots: The Second Day, back at the hotel
        [It's Patriot Leagues...we knew it would happen at some point:]
"Oh my god, he's naked!!"  --Ahmad, in his hotel room with Ben Rich

Patriots: The Third Day, signs of post-Lafayette depression and mania
"I think I just got a concussion from, like, a door"  --Dana, cheerleader