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GLOOM BUSTERS
# 10

~ THE SECRETS OF ~
JOY THAT MAKES
OUR LIVES HEALTHY

Look what I found for y'all to browse through !

* * *HUMOR & LAUGHTER* * *

DIAGNOSIS :
Stressed Out !
PRESCRIPTION :
One Belly Laugh Every Hour Until Cured !

SOUND STRANGE ? Not really, according to experts. As far back as biblical times, people have recognized the power of humor in overcoming everything from stress to major illness.
It has a positive impact on virtually every system in the body, plus provides a boost to the immune system and reduces pain. Even in the toughest of circumstances, a dose of appropriately used humor can make a enormous difference. It can serve as a way to overcome fear, anger and stress, plus boost creativity and well-being.
And of course, prayer is the key that brings about this condition that will enable man to enjoy any humor and laughter in his soul.

PSALMS 126:2 " Then was our mouth filled with laughter, and our tongue with singing: then said they among the heathen, The Lord hath done great things for them. " VERSE 3 " The Lord hath done great things for us; whereof we are glad. "

,- - - I SURE DID ~ PASTOR BILL ~ GOD BLESS Y'ALL

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" WHEN YOU ARE SMILING "
So Please Remember To Keep On Smiling !

NOTE: EVEN AS YOU MOVE YOUR CURSOR YOU WILL
FIND THAT MOSES AND THE EAGLES IN FLIGHT ARE
FOLLOWING JESUS !

~ THE BIG ROCK ~
AND
A TINY LITTLE GIRL !

WE ARE NEVER ALONE,
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE,
WHO IS WATCH-FUL OVER US !

A tiny little girl was spending her Saturday morning playing in the sand at the beach. She had with her a box of toys and
her teddy bear setting in a chair, her plastic pail, and a shiny, red plastic shovel. In the process of sun bathing and calling friends on the her phone and setting in the soft sand, she discovered a large rock in the middle of where she set on the sandy beach.

The young lady dug around the rock, managing to dislodge it from the dirt. With no little bit of struggle, she pushed and nudged the rock across the sandy beach by using her feet. ( she was a very small girl and the rock was very huge. ) When the little girl got the rock to the edge of the sandy beach, however, she found that she couldn't roll it up and over the small wall away from the beach.

How ever, very determined, the little girl shoved, pushed, and pried, but every time she thought she had made some progress, the rock tipped and then fell and rolled right back into the sandy beach area where she was setting.

The little girl grunted, struggled, pushed, shoved-but her only reward was to have the rock roll back, smashing her chubby little fingers.

Finally, as she burst into tears of frustration. All this time the girl's father watched from his car window as the drama unfolded. At the moment the tears fell, a large shadow fell across the girl and on the sandy beach. It was the girl's father.

Gently but firmly he said, "Daughter, why didn't you use all the strength that you had available ? Defeated, the girl sobbed back, "But I did, Daddy, I did ! I used all the strength that I had ! "No, daughter," corrected the father kindly. "You didn't use all the strength you had. You didn't call and ask me." With that the father reached down, picked up the rock, and removed it from the sandy beach area where she was setting.
The moral here is that : " WE ALL NEED HELP SOMETIMES. " Your Friends, Family and Loved Ones are there for you. Learn to call or talk to them when you need them.
And just as the phone reaches those you know, so will " PRAYER " reach " JESUS " who is a friend that sticketh closer than all others, and will reach you long before the others arrive. This little girl's father was watching over her, from his car window, waiting for her to call and ask.
But " PRAISE GOD, " her " HEAVENLY FATHER " was also watching from His window in Heaven, just waiting for her to call and ask.

- - - IN THIS TROUBLED WORLD TO-DAY, CLICK HERE FOR:
A REAL BLESSING
AN INTERVIEW WITH JESUS

AFTER YOU RECEIVE A REAL BLESSING FROM YOUR INTERVIEW WITH JESUS,
MY PRAYER IS:
DEAR JESUS, HELP EACH OF US TO CHANGE AND
TO BE MORE LIKE YOU EVERY DAY
AND TO BE A BLESSING AND LIVING EXAMPLE
TO OTHERS THAT THEY TOO MIGHT SEE JESUS IN US, AND STANDING BEFORE US AS WE PRAY !

~ E-MAIL ~
AND
VOICE MAIL !

We have all learned to live with computers, e-mail and " voice mail " as a necessary part of modern life. But have you wondered what if God decided to install computers, e-mail and voice mail ? Imagine praying and hearing this:
" Thank you for calling My Father's House. " Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.
What if God used the familiar excuse...
" I'm sorry, all of our angels are busy helping other saints right now. However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order it was received, so please stay on the line. "
If you would like to speak to:
Gabriel, Press 1
Michael, Press 2
For a directory of other angels, Press 3
If you'd like to hear King David sing a psalm while you are holding, please press 4.
To find out if a loved one has been assigned to Heaven, Press 5,
enter his or her social security number, then press the pound key. ( If you get a negative response, try area code 777. )
For reservations at " My Father's House, " please enter J-O-H-N, followed by 3-1-6.
For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth and where Noah's Ark is, please wait until you arrive here.
Our computers show that you have already prayed once today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow so that others may have a chance to get through.
This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday.
Please pray again Monday after 9:30 am. If you need emergency assistance when this office is closed, or our computers are down, contact your local pastor.
Thank God ( today ) that He doesn't have computers, e-mail and voice mail and He listens whenever we pray and that will never change.
And that His computer never " CRASHES " or that you get a busy signal on His " MODEM . "

~ THE COWBOY ~
VISITS THE CITY'S
THIRD BAPTIST CHURCH !

Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city Third Baptist Church.
" When I got there, they had me park my old pick up truck
in the corral, " Joe began.
" You mean the parking lot, " interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow.
" I walked up the trail to the door, " Joe continued.
" The sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him.
" Inside the door, I was met by this dude, " Joe went on.
" That would be the usher, " Charlie explained.
" Well, the usher led me down the chute, " Joe said.
" You mean the aisle, " Charlie said.
" Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there, " Joe continued.
" Pew, " Charlie retorted.
" Yeah, " recalled Joe. " That's what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her. "

~ A BIG CORPORATE BUSINESS ~
V/S
A NON-PROFIT CORPORATION !

After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken,
the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor. The Pope says, " What can I do ? "
The Colonel says, " I need you to change the daily prayer from,
" Give us this day our daily bread " to " Give us this day our daily chicken. "
If you do it, I'll donate 10 Million Dollars to the Vatican."
The Pope replies, " I am sorry. That is the Lord's prayer and I can not change the words. "
So the Colonel hangs up. After another month of dismal sales, the Colonel panics, and calls again.
" Listen your Excellency. I really need your help. I'll give you $50 million dollars
if you change the words of the daily prayer from " Give us this day our daily bread " to " Give us this day our daily chicken."
And the Pope responds, " It is very tempting, Colonel Sanders.
The church could do a lot of good with that much money. It would help us support many charities.
But, again, I must decline. It is the Lord's prayer, and I can't change the words. "
So the Colonel gives up again. After two more months of terrible sales the Colonel gets desperate.
" This is my final offer, your Excellency. If you change the words of the daily prayer from, " Give us this day our daily bread " to " Give us this day our daily chicken " I will donate $100 million to the Vatican. "
The Pope replies, " Let me get back to you. " So the next day, the Pope calls together all of his bishops and he says,
" I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is that K.F.C. is going to donate $100 million to the Vatican. "
The bishops rejoice at the news. Then one asks about the bad news.
The Pope replies, " The bad news is that we lost the Wonder Bread account. "

EXAMPLE
OF
~ CAUSE AND EFFECT ~

Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big white fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. Jesus heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He called the devil over and said " Look, Satan, you have to rebuild this fence. " Satan agreed. The next day Jesus noticed that the devil had completely rebuilt the fence...but it was 2 feet further into heaven than before.
" Satan ! " beckoned Jesus. " You have to take that fence down and put it back where it belongs ! "
" Yeah ? What if I don't ? " replied the devil.
" I'll sue you if I have to, " answered Jesus.
" Sure, " laughed Satan. " Where are you going to find a lawyer ? "