Dani was happy to finally be sixteen. Despite all of the events on her birthday, it was still a nice feeling to be the oldest in the household...sometimes. I mean, cleaning up after Charlie, Missy, Samantha, Stinky, and Casper wasn't exactly fun, but somehow she always got stuck doing the little annoying chores. It was almost enough to make her miss Ari.
Not that that has any relevance to the story...well, okay, it sort of does (maybe), but it just seemed like a good opening paragraph.
Anyways...
Dani was busy trying to figure out which nucleotide sequence she hadn't mixed with hydrochloric acid when Tèa walked in with a confused look on her face.
"Hey, Danibelle, there's some guy from hicksville here claiming you sent him a defective set of glasses."
Dani looked up from her genetics books, also wearing a confused look. "Huh?" She thought a moment, and then it hit her. "OH! The freak from Tennessee with the fan club! He's here?"
Tèa nodded. "Yeah, and he brought his fan club with him. They're in the Thippit Parlor*, but I think you should get down there before Sarah and Maggs get to them."
Dani's eyes widened in fear. "Oh Toaster, you're right. Seifer and the others couldn't put up with over exposure to the twins yet, they're not ready!" Dani quickly got up from her seat and ran all the way down into the Thippit Parlor where two girls and a guy were awaiting her.
The girl on the right was about as tall as Dani and thinner than her as well. She had longish dirty blonde hair that ran past her shoulders and was parted to the side, much like Dani used to before she discovered the milagro of schmattas. She was wearing a black tee shirt and a black sweater-jacket that was left unzipped over it, a purpley-red long skirt that came down to her ankles and had slits on both sides up to her mid calf, and a pair of black boots that came up past her ankles. She had dark eye make-up and it was rumored that she managed to scare the living daylights out of some little people when she played fortuneteller at a Halloween party. Her name was Raven Jane.
The girl on the right was much taller than Dani, perhaps even a little taller than Sarah and Maggie themselves. She wasn't quite as thin as Raven, but she held a charm all her own. She had short light-brown hair that was held back with a pastel green schmatta, a white long sleeved shirt with a huge pink elephant pictured on it, and a pair of stonewashed jeans with sneakers on. She wasn't nearly as menacing seeming as Raven, although the fact that she was even here that proved she had her own little quirks. It was rumored that she was a pink elephant in her last life and a writer in this one. Her name was Rosie Whoo.
And last but not least, there was the boy in the middle holding a ripped up package, which Dani assumed was holding her glasses. He was slightly taller than both of the girls and had blonde hair which almost came down to his chin, but was mostly hidden under a really cool red beret-like hat with EW holes in it and a black rim. He was lithe, lean, and dressed in a white tee shirt that had "07 Permit to Kill" carefully drawn on the pocket in permanent black marker. Of course, this wasn't very visible due to the fact that he was wearing his pull over dark green hooded shirt with holes in the sleeves for his thumbs to go through. He was wearing matching green plaid pants with ripped up bottoms, due to being worn so much before, and his red, hightop converse shoes. He was also wearing two thumb rings, a ring that covered one entire finger, and a series of paperclip chains around his wrists. It was rumored that he could juggles flaming torches and knives while riding on a unicycle and programming his computer at the same time. He was the leader of the group, the all-powerful Seifer Peroxide.
"I take it you're Dani Carter?" Seifer asked in his oddly friendly voice.
Dani nodded. "Sure am, it's nice to finally meet you guys. What seems to be the problem?"
Seifer took her old glasses out of the ripped package and walked over to her until he was less than a foot in front of her and then held the glasses up as evidence. "I thought you said you had square glasses to send me!"
Dani crossed her arms and looked up at him skeptically. "What, those aren't square enough for you?"
Seifer smiled. "Exactly."
Just as Dani was about to respond, Sarah and Maggie burst into the room. They saw the strange collection of people Dani had been associating with over the internet in person and exchanged a horrified look, holding onto each other and ducking behind the bar table in the parlor. Rosie and Raven exchanged a confused look, and then all EW of the unexpected guests looked at Dani for an explanation. Dani just sighed lightly, then smiled.
"Those two were Maggie and Sarah, you know, the other pair of psycho twins. The insane ones."
Maggie's head popped up from behind the table. "Who are those strange creatures inhabiting our house? Dani, did your alien DNA donors finally come to pick you up?" she asked accusingly
Sarah's head then appeared. "Uh huh uh huh uh huh!" She said in an evil side-kicky way.
"I believe not! We are the Seifer Peroxide Fan Club, and I am the president, Seifer Peroxide." Seifer said proudly.
Suddenly, cheerleader pom-poms appeared in the hands of Rosie and Raven, who got ditzy looks on their faces, and started cheering, "Seifer , Seifer, he's our man! If he can't do it-"
"-then I can!" Dani said, interrupting the fanfare
"Enough of the pep rally garbage." Sarah said, walking out from behind the table. "Who are you, and what are you doing in my house?"
"I was under the impression that it was Dani's house." Rosie said accusingly.
Maggie walked out to stand by Sarah. "Everything from the doorknobs up is ours, that way she can't reach it."
Dani looked even shorter.
Raven started, "Well, for your information, bitch, we are-"
Rosie struck a pose. "Rosie Whoo, master of literary arts!"
Seifer struck a pose. "Seifer Peroxide, bowling kingpin!"
Raven struck a pose. "and Raven Jane, card player extrordinaire!"
Sarah and Maggie glanced at each other strangely. "Rosie who?"
Dani sighed and put her head in her hands. "Holy Toaster, that was bad."
Sarah and Maggie grinned. "Thank you!" And they then skipped off merrily into the sunset...or, in actuality, into the other room.
"You know, I thought those names sounded kinda familiar." Maggie said
"Maggslee, you're right...and I think I know where..." Sarahbelle answered. "Dah-dee, we're going to play in your office!" Sarah yelled
A crashing noise came from down the hall, followed by, "Um, yeah, okay, whatever you say Sarah!"
So the twins skipped merrily into Mulder's office and started rummaging through the file cabinets.
"Where is it?" Maggie asked, annoying.
"Dallas, 1963, hel-lo!" Sarah exclaimed
"Huh?"
"Over here."
Sarah pulled open one of the X-Files drawer and flipped through the files until she found one, nodded in approval, and took it out, opening it and spreading the contents onto their mother's desk.
"See, look here! In Dallas, 1963, there was this huge federal building that blew up on the outskirts of Mexico - "
"Sarah, Dallas isn't anywhere near Mexico."
"I know, so why did the bodies end up there?"
"Ahhhhh, so who was supposedly killed?"
"Well, one Cecil L'ively, Tiffany Milano, about two dozen others, one Rosamarilla Whoo, and one Robin Jane." Sarah said in satisfaction.
Maggie's eyes widened. "The fan club! Dani's co-conspiring with dead people the Syndicate got to!"
"We've got to save her!"
Then, just before dashing out the door, they screamed in unison, "DANI, WE'RE COMING!!"
"...so after Sarah crashed into Brynnsbeth we - " Dani was interrupted by a yellow and pink blur that ran in front of her and over to Rosie and Raven, who, along with Seifer, were listening to Dani's excuse as to why she hadn't checked in with the fan club in a while.
"We know who really are you are!" Maggie shot at the two girls, who now looked very confused.
"Excuse me?" Raven asked, very annoyed
"We know all about your conspiring with the Syndicate to take down the JFK administration!" Sarah glared at them
"Huh? When was this?" Rosie asked, still as confused as ever
"Sarah, Maggs, what are you talking about? These two haven't done anything...yet!" Dani exclaimed, also a little annoyed that the twins kept interrupting her visit.
"Dani, don't worry, we've got it taken care of." Maggie said, pulling out handcuffs.
"Rosamarilla Whoo and Robin Jane, you are under Mulder household arrest for conspiracy to play dead and work with the Syndicate to take down the illustrious Mulder name. You have the right to yell, scream, and confess as soon as plausible. You do not have the right to an attorney, since they all work for the government anyways..." Sarah recited as Maggie handcuffed the two girls and lead them away to the interrogation chamber that they had prepared (aka, their room).
Seifer stood up. "Just wait a second here, what do you think you're doing with my fan club?!" He exclaimed
"Don't worry, they'll be returned to you...probably in a vegetative state, but at least they should be alive." Sarah said perkily before running off to join her sister in interrogating the two poor innocent club members.
Seifer was about to go after them, but Dani put a hand on his shoulder and pulled him back. "Don't worry, Sarah and Maggs haven't killed anyone yet by doing this. It's relatively harmless...and there's nothing you can do to stop them when they're like this anyways." She explained.
"But that's my fan club they have in there!" Seifer protested
Dani shrugged. "So?"
Seifer sighed. "Man, and all I wanted was to do was get some square glasses!"
Dani shrugged. "You should have known better, this is the Mulder household, after all." She picked up a pair of car keys. "Come on, let's go terrorize some innocent bystanders at the local mall. They've gone too long without a decent scare."
Seifer grabbed the car keys from her. "I don't trust your driving."
Dani smiled. "Wise man. Come on, lets get going. I don't want to miss rush hour."
"Rush hour?"
"Yeah, Valentines Day is next week. Last minute shoppers are flooding the stores about now. It's the perfect time to make them break down and realize the pointlessness of life. Well, that and I want to see if they've cleaned up the hydrochloric acid stains."
"Score! Let's get going!"
Rosie and Raven found themselves in a dark room with bright lights shining in their eyes. If they didn't know that it was only the Mulder twins, they would've though they were in the middle of a typical alien abduction story...but a Mulder twins interrogation session was bad enough.
Sarah, in a bailiff suit, played with a mini tape-recorder. Sarah hit the play button and Scully's voice filled the room.
"Beginning autopsy on John Doe number 101348. The victim is a white male approximately - "
Sarah hit the record button. "Is this thing working?" She asked the recording device. She then hit rewind, quickly followed by play. "Is this thing working?" Filled the room. She then hit rewind again and played it, and then said simultaneously with the tape recorder, "Is this thing working?". She shut it off and turned to Maggie, saying, "I guess so. Are we ready to begin, Maggslee dearest?"
Maggie cracked her knuckles and pulled out two asthma inhalers. "Let's get out the brain gravy!"
Rosie cowered in fear and Raven tried to look "tough" as the proventil fumes filled the air, sending all four occupants into total wacko meltdown. After about five minutes, the smoke cleared. Sarah and Maggie were normal, due to the fact that they were used to this treatment, however their two prisoners were not so lucky...
"Mmmmm...gravy..." Rosie said with a crazy look in her eyes
"Snap out of it elephant, I know your secret! I know where you live! I know all about you! I'm in you!" Sarah screamed
Maggie gave her a strange look and Sarah looked sheepish. "Okay, so I'm not in you per say..."
Maggie grabbed a 4000-watt flashlight and shined it in Raven's eyes. Raven tried to squint against the harsh light, but failed miserably due to the scotch tape holding her eyelids open.
"Where were you on the night of November 22nd in 1963? Come on, SPILL IT BABY! SPILL IT!" She screamed at Raven
Maggie and Sarah pulled out their respective glue and staple guns and pointed them at their victims. "TELL US THE TRUTH!" they screamed in unison.
Rosie tried to meditate, but Raven crossed herself, put her hands together, and looked up at the sky, saying, "Oh God, if you're there, um, help?"
"Is this legal?"
"How should I know? I'm not the one who lives here." There was a pause. "Dani - "
"What?" The girl turned her head to look at the driver.
"Never mind...I found them." Seifer replied, balancing a dagger on his finger while driving the car at the same time.
Dani's eyes widened and began to gleam. "Hey, can I see that?"
"Sure." Seifer carelessly tossed the dagger at her, not really thinking. Then he suddenly realized what he had done and looked at her, horrified, expecting to see a bleeding arm or a sliced off finger or something, and instead found the dagger floating in mid-air, rotating in front of Dani's smiling face.
"Whoa, where did you learn to do that?" He asked, amazed, then looked back at the road to avoid hitting a stop sign.
"Oh, it's just a little something I picked up along the way. I think it might come in very handy today..."
Seifer got an evil look on his face. "I think so too..."
Seifer and Dani wandered through the mall aimlessly for a while before they spotted some guy in a teal apron attempting to demonstrate how to use two sticks to toss a third one between them. Needless to say, it wasn't working very well. However, this gave Seifer an idea and he sprang into action, dragging Dani into one of her favourite stores, Natural Wonders, and putting a spare teal apron over her head. She caught on quickly and tied hers while Seifer donned one of his own. In about five seconds, Natural Wonders had two new scary employees.
Reveling in their newfound glory, Dani and Seifer wandered confidently throughout the store, slowly confusing the minds of the many customers and sending them out in a daze due to the mass amount of useless information they were stating, such as the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow and the hibernation cycle of the pregnant female polar bear. However, this got old quickly, and they ended up going to the back of the store to visit the stuffed animals section. Dani grabbed an albino snake that reminded her of Casper, and Seifer grabbed a white mouse puppet that had an evil personality...Andrew Packer. However, after Natural Wonders lost a lot of business due to Andrew's constant hunger and the fact that "Casper" strangled quite a few prospective buyers, they were fired. They dejectedly went to leave the store, when all of the sudden they struck gold. Seifer found himself staring at a big plastic globe on a big white plastic stand with button and a white plastic pen. He picked up the pen curiously and spun the globe around, stabbing it with the pen to stop it.
"Qatar." The eerie mechanical voice of the globe spat out.
Dani turned around to find Seifer frantically stabbing at the globe and the globe desperately trying to keep up with Seifer. She found this quite amusing, but then decided to step in. She took the pen away from Seifer and stabbed a random spot on the globe to see what would happen when she did it.
"Azerbaijan." The eerie monotone voice croaked.
Dani and Seifer exchanged an awed look. For the next half an hour, the people of Natural Wonders had to listen to the chorus of Seifer, Dani, and the globe saying Azerbaijan. It would've gone on much longer for sure, except for the fact that the globe died of the multiple stab wounds they'd been inflicting on it. Not wanting to attract attention to the globe's rotting corpse, Dani and Seifer looked innocent and slipped away quietly into the depths of the mall.
"Come one, come all, see amazing death defying feats right before your very eyes! While you sit and enjoy your totally overpriced food, let us provide the entertainment that will leave you speechless for weeks on end!" Dani rambled on from on top of a table in the food court. Slowly, a crowd, which included several big fat security guards, gathered around her table and the one next to her...which was, of course, occupied by Seifer. Seifer gathered several daggers from his all-purpose juggling bag and then nodded at Dani, who promptly made the crowd silent in about 1.013 seconds.
Seifer switched on some mood music, which just happened to be "Basketcase" by Green Day, and started throwing the daggers up in the air and catching them. Dani looked on intently...almost too intently as he began to juggle two...then EW...and finally four daggers in the air at the same time. The crowd "ooo"ed and "ahhhhh"ed at the display, and a couple of little kids began to chant, "What's his name? What's his name?"
Dani blinked, losing her concentration, and then looked over at the little kids. "You don't know? He is the one, the only..."
Seifer started to have a bit of difficulty with his daggers, but still picked up on his cue. "Seifer Per-AHHHH!" All four daggers fell to the ground in a neat square around Seifer, point down and sticking straight up out of the table. However, Seifer had not been so lucky. He had a huge gash on his left arm, which he was cradling. The crowd surged forward to help, when all of the sudden one of the security guards yelled something about climbing palm trees and hostages, which got their attention and the whole group ran off to the other side of the mall, leaving Dani and Seifer alone in about 11.21 seconds.
Seifer cradled his bleeding arm even more and gave Dani a pouty look. "Ow."
Dani, feeling guilty about losing her concentration on the daggers and letting one slip, jumped over to the other table, and made her eyes glow red. This startled Seifer and he started to take a step back, but Dani smiled and made her forefinger glow a soft white and touched it to his wound.
"ET phone home." She said quietly as the wound healed itself.
Seifer blinked and then stretched his arm, not sure if it was supposed to be wounded or if he had just dreamed it up. He shook his head while saying, "Man, I was doing so well, why'd I have to go and drop them?"
A pang of guilt went through Dani again and she forced out something to the effect of, "Oh, well, even the best make mistakes." However, before he could say anything, she attempted to change the topic by asking, "Where did everyone go?"
Seifer, still not quite sure what happened but figuring it was best that he didn't know, responded with, "Well, lets see, what could be so much worse than us that it would pull the entire crowd, security guards and all, away...?"
It didn't take a whole minute before they both looked up, horrified. "SARAH AND MAGGIE!!" They exclaimed in unison before dashing off in the direction of palm trees and water fountains.
There were two huge palm trees shading a crystal clear fountain that bubbled like a natural brook. Well, of course, it wasn't anything like a real brook. For one, brooks don't have their bottoms covered in pennies and quarters thrown in by people who don't think that kind of money is worth anything, and for another they don't have palm trees with hostages hanging above them.
The crowd gasped as they saw the scene that was set before them. There were two trees of two girls each, Sarah and Rosie in one and Maggie and Raven in the other. Both Rosie and Raven were hanging onto unstable branches for dear life, glad that they had managed to escape the hangman's noose for the moment at least. Maggie was laughing hysterically at the very top of the tree, swinging her arms carelessly about and not being at all worried that the sun would mesmerize her and make her break her neck falling to the ground. Sarah on the other hand had somehow found a jungle vine and fashioned it into a swing from which she was swinging back and forth, rocking the tree with it. She yodeled Tarzan style and was just having a jolly good time scaring Rosie to death.
"Hey, jungle chic!" Some random kid from the crowd below yelled to Sarah, "What's your problem?"
"What's yours, asshole?" Maggie screamed at him from atop her tree, proudly defending her beloved sister.
The group of flab covered security guards pushed their way to the front of the crowd and, using a megaphone, shouted, "You are under arrest! Come down from those treetops immediately or we will have to take drastic measures to make you!"
Sarah and Maggie laughed while Rosie and Raven quivered. "I'd like to see you try, lard-ass!" Sarah shouted in a high pitched giggle
"Don't say we didn't warn you!" The guard shouted again. One of his fellow officers rolled up his sleeves and waddled over to the palm tree that held Sarah's swing and Rosie. He started to climb it, but couldn't get more than about a foot off the ground without sliding back down. He tried this multiple times, with little to no success. All that happened was he ended up shaking the tree harder, making even Sarah hang on for dear life at some points.
Just as it appeared that the guard was going to cause someone to fall, Dani and Seifer arrived and the crowd gasped in fear...for Rosie and Raven of course.
"Dani, can't you do something about this?" Seifer exclaimed
"I'm just a little worn out, thank you very much." Dani muttered sardonically.
Just then, Rosie spotted Seifer in the crowd. "Seifer, HELP!!!"
Maggie got a demonic glow in her eyes. "There's no way out, girly girl!" She shrieked unnaturally, which caused both Raven and Rosie to start shouting for help until they went hoarse, at which point the crowd suddenly turned into an angry mob with no provocation whatsoever. They all rushed forward and started shaking the trees, which caused all four girls to fall into the "reflecting pool" below. The mob, however, didn't seem to realize this and continued to shake the trees for some Toaster-forsaken reason...that is until five gunshots were heard down back at the other end of the mall. Intrigued, the mob ran off to investigate.
Seifer and Dani ran up to the pool and peered in at the four soaking wet girls splashing in it.
"Are you guys alright?" Seifer asked
Rosie and Raven nodded. "C'mon in, the water's great!" Raven said
Seifer shrugged and immediately jumped in, but Dani hesitated, not sure if she really wanted to get in the water. Sarah and Maggie noticed this and exchanged a malicious look. They swam over to where Dani was standing by the edge, and started chanting, "Sac-cri-fice! Sac-cri-fice! Sac-cri-fice!" Seifer and the fan club joined in, and just as Maggie and Sarah latched onto Dani's wrists, Dani realized what was going on and tried to stop them, but it was too late. Before she knew it, she was flying headfirst into the fountain and was splashing around with the rest of them.
Suddenly, the group of security guards started to form a circle around the fountain. Realizing what was going on, the Mulders and the Fan Club attempted to quietly slip and slide away...but this didn't exactly work and a classic chase scene ensued. Everyone split up into very different and very random directions. Dani climbed up the escalator that was going down, Sarah used her swing to swing from little mall cart to little mall cart, Maggie froggie jumped from one park bench to table to park bench, etc., Rosie ran in random directions, often stopping to hide out in bookstores and coffee shops, Raven pretended that she was a mannequin in several store windows, and Seifer didn't bother to try to hide anywhere, he just went back to Natural Wonders to see if he could get "Azerbaijan" to work again.
Eventually, Maggie and Sarah bumped into each other and decided that the safest place to go would be the girls' bathroom, so they ran in there and hid. Rosie got the same bright idea, and ran in there, quickly followed by Raven. Dani saw Raven run in the direction of the bathroom, so she started running there too, but then skidded to a stop by Natural Wonders, grabbed Seifer by the wrist, and dragged him along for the ride. Once they were all there, they attempted to lock the door, but couldn't figure out how to do that...well, the girls were trying to figure out how to do that anyways, Seifer was too enamored with the fact that he was actually in one of those forbidden places that all guys hear rumors about...the girls bathroom.
Unfortunately, none of them could think of anything, and since the guards had seen Dani and Seifer run into the bathroom, their hiding place was uncovered and all six of them were lead away to the local jail in handcuffs.
Cells. The first thing that comes to mind when you think of them would be little eukaryotes, like euglenas and amoebas, but to the Seifer Peroxide Fan Club and the EW oldest Mulder children, it took on quite a different meaning at the moment. For them, cell meant a cold, dark, dingy white room with only a little cot to sit on and not nearly enough room for six people to fit in comfortably.
Maggie looked bored. "Dani, can't you bend these bars or something?"
Dani sighed. "I wish you people would stop asking me that. They're just a little too strong for me at the moment, thank you very much." She said, a mixture of agitation and sarcasm seeping into her voice.
"You know...I'm still not sure why we're here, Raven. I mean, we didn't even do anything!" Rosie exclaimed
"Yeah, that's what they all say." Yet another fat lazy guard with his doughnuts, pizza, and coffee said from the front desk.
"Oh, would you just shut the *blankity blank bleep* up!" Raven exclaimed, in a very nasty tone of voice.
"You know, I've just about had it with you! I'm calling security..." The guard said, before realizing how dumb that sounded in the middle of a police station. Still, taking another look at the rag-tag group of teens, he figured he might need some backup before dealing with them and was going to dial for some, when a tall man with brown hair and a short girl who looked very similar to Dani, except in a hick-like outfit, walked in.
Mulder flashed his badge. "I'm here to bail out those six kids over there." He said with a sigh as he pointed to the cell that the group was occupying. The guard didn't seem to feel that Mulder was able to handle them by himself, so as they began to argue about the release procedure Tèa walked over to the cell.
"Tèa! I'm soooo glad to see you! Are you going to get us out of here? Huh? Are you?" Dani said, jumping up from her seat on the floor and holding onto the bars that kept her apart from her twin sister.
Tèa crossed her arms. "Hold your horses, partner." She said in a heavy southern accent before switching to her normal voice. "I'd like you to give me one good solid reason as to why I should let you out! You totally left me in the dust today for, of all things, a guy! I thought I was just a little bit more important than that, but noooo, you just went and left me behind while you and him went off to the mall to scare people. Why I'll bet you didn't even think of taking me along now, did you? Noooo, of course you didn't!" Dani tried to protest, but Tèa cut her off. "No, don't even try to deny it, Dani. You did the one thing you swore you'd never do. You ditched me for a guy!"
Seifer looked up from his spot on the cot. "But I'm not a guy!" He protested.
The cell suddenly went dead silent and everyone looked at him strangely, trying to decide whether to scream and run or just back away slowly.
"I'm Seifer Peroxide!" He said, finishing the thought.
The Mulders groaned and Rosie and Raven would've thrown pillows at him if they had any...but instead they had to settle for the pocket change that they'd scooped up form the bottom of the fountain.
"Hey, watch it!" Seifer exclaimed as pennies and quarters rained down on him
Just then Mulder came up to the jail cell and looked in. "The guard's getting the keys as we speak. Now, would you care to explain to me why they arrested you, and how they managed to actually do it this time?"
Everyone looked at each other and then turned back to Mulder, saying, in unison, "No."
Mulder rolled his eyes. "Okay, fine then, but I have one more question. Sarah, Maggie, why were you looking at the X-File that I found on your mother's desk?"
"Um, well, these two," Sarah started, gesturing to Rosie and Raven, "are dead people who worked with the conspiracy to take down the JFK administration!"
Mulder put his head in his hands. "Sarah...Rosamarilla Whoo and Robin Jane are working in Saigon as spies for the Russian government...these two girls aren't them...they're not even old enough to be them!"
"Oops." Sarah and Maggie said in unison as Rosie and Raven glared at them.
Finally, the guard showed up with the keys and they were free to go. As they all walked out of the jail, Seifer, Rosie, and Raven split off from the large group.
"Anyways, we've got to go catch a flight back down to hicksville. It was nice meeting you guys...I think..." Seifer said, a little unsure about the end of his sentence. He waved and walked away into the sunset, followed by Rosie and Raven who once again got ditzy looks on their faces and pom-poms in their hands. They began to chant, "Seifer, Seifer, he's our, um, man! If he can't do it - "
"Would you just SHUT UP!" The Mulders screamed at them before turning their backs and riding away back to their boring and mundane lifestyles.
Anyways, that's it, you can stop reading now. No, you really can, I swear. Honestly, there's nothing else. Are you still here? GO AWAY ALREADY! Oh, come on, please? Go back and read some of the other stories or something, I'm just rambling now. *throws arms up in the air* I give up. C'mon Sarah, lets get out of here.
El fin.
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