Hey, Kool-aid! you suck ass!

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SCREW YOU KOOL-AID, COME ON, SUE ME YA BUNCH OF PANSIES

KOOL-AID ruined my life, when i was a kid, i drank two gallons a day of that fetid crap, and now i weigh seven hundred fifty eight pounds, i have spastic fits, and i have to take insulin shots sixteen times a day. Also, bees swarm around me. KOOL-AID is also the reason people think i'm a loser, i've had a permanent red mustache since i was six, that is not cool, regardless of the name. The mustache is the reason people made fun of me in school, i just know it, other than that, i'm super cool, and always have been. Fun fact about KOOL-AID, it's made from the ground up bones of infants, then artificial color, and "flavor" are added. Another interesting KOOL-AID fact, it's original name (back when Hitler first invented it) was "cancer powder".