Who is this jackass?

Steve "jackass" Gresher is a supernatural force unparralelled in all of human history. The wind that shakes the barley, the voice that howls in the darkness, the guy that eats too many corndogs and throws up on himself while riding the ferris wheel.

If you dare, Take a peek into the mind of gresher:MINDRead one of Steve's Pulitzer prize winning essays:ESSAYSRead Steve's Five-Year Plan:PLANGet the Answers to Some Frequently Asked Questions About Steve:FAQsRead What Others Have Said About This Amazing Idiot:MEMORIESWrite to this lonely slobMAILOr, just peruse a list of links:LINKS
Whichever path you choose, know always that Steve is watching you, has put these things here for your amusement, and is a very, very bored and lonely man. But not merely a man, a jackass.

Know also this, Steve stole all the art on these pages (he's above the law dammit!) and has no money, so don't even bother suing.