BtVS/HP Crossover Challenge

What if Giles went to Hogwarts School for Magic when he was a boy?
What if he (and his highschool sweetheart, Ethan Rayne) were year mates with Snape, Lupin, Potter and Co.?
Then, what if Hogwarts threw a highschool reunion type of bash?

Must have:
- Giles/Rayne/Snape love triangle (it can be a mutual thing, or Rayne and Snape could end up in a magical fight over our favorite Watcher)
- The Scooby gang "kidnap" Giles to get him to go even though he isn't interested (or some other excuse to get the rest of them in England too)
- Ron falls for Buffy so a jealous Hermione decides to chase after Xander.
- Draco hero-worships Spike
- A misfired spell of Willow's makes Harry thinks that he is the first person he sees after the spell hits him (you decide who Harry's mistaken identity is)

Extras:
- Fluffy running loose on school grounds
- Xander on a broomstick
- Giles caught in a compromising position with one or both of his men
- Neville accidentally removing Spike's chip and putting it in some else's head
- Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans
- A conversation with a painting
- A bespelled mirror that let's Spike see himself
- Harry's cloak of invisibility

Anyone up for it?

Scorpio
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