* Notice *
NO Stambay

Vendors: Carry firearms inside the club
-Cavite

FOR SALE
U.S. GALLONS
big...P6.00
small..P5.00
- Makati

IMPOTENCE DEMO
--shop selling a cure for impotence, in an alley near Shaw lvd

SLOW MEN AT WORK
--PLDT sign (so much for zero backlog)

"Welcome to the Philippines - The Only Catholic Country in Asia!"
and directly underneath that sign:
BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS

We Make Modern & Antique Furniture
sign in Pampanga

"Atty. Domino Carriedo"
Notary Public
Tumatanggap din ho ng labada tuwing Linggo
-- a sign in Cebu

Please help our comfort room clean.
--self-service restaurant in Cebu

Jeepney and Bus signs
"Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off."
"Full string to stop driver."
"God knows Hudas not pay."
"For reckless driving, call ###-#####"
"Don't close to me, close to God."

A Sign we found in a convent in Baguio
"2nd Floor Upstairs."

"Danger Wall is Falling!"
-- a sign on a cracked lopsided wall along Libis, QC.

Petal Attraction
-- a flower shop near U.P. Diliman

* Pansit ng taga-Malaboni
- sign along Boni Avenue, Mandaluyong