- You have to apply your makeup with a paint roller.

- Weight Watchers demands your resignation.

- You step on a pennyweight scale that gives you your fortune and it says, "One at a time, please!"

- Your face is so full that you look like you're wearing horn-rimmed contact lenses.

- The bus driver asks you to sit on the other side because he wants to make a turn without flipping over.

- You're at school in the classroom and turn around and erase the entire blackboard.

- They throw puffed rice at your wedding. (Wait.... that's if you're pregnant)

- You hiccup in your bathing suit, and it looks like someone adjusting a venetian blind.

- You fall down and try to get up, and in the process rock yourself to sleep.