This is Juan San Juan from Aswang !! Reporting Live on the Chaos that is ASWANG Town !!

It feels like the Olympics here !! So many things happening in so many days!!

In the Senate, The Senate Ghosts have grilled Gob. Sing My Song to sing them another song !! A song to make our Asiong Look Good ! Jing and JD were also invited and asked about their favorite food, Obviously DINUGUAN.

Again in the Senate, there was also the ledger of money that Gob withdrew for our beloved Asiong. Magaling rin talaga si Gob. May paper trail pala !!! Ayy talagang ST ( Sobrang Tanga ) talaga ang aming beloved na Asiong.

In the Senate Again, Sen Juan Sariling Agenda suggested the SNACK Election. Dapat mag-snack muna daw ang ating beleoved Asiong and his sidekick Gloria Napakamahal ng Ayoko, at siya na muna raw magiging pinuno ng Aswang habang nag-memerienda sila ng Dinuguan sa PANCITAN

In the Aswangress, the impeach Asiong movement has made the first and I think the last base of the case. Speaker Manny Billiards was swift in the impeachment proceedings and really swift in killing it courtesy of his 23 Aswangressman Dwendes!! The main proponent, HAHA ALvarado and Serg Apastillas were laughing their way to the Pancitan with Aswang Sunny DEL MONTE, Laughing because they knew the Congress was very ST ( Sobrang Tuta) in their proceedings. The CALBO boys came with their heads shaven, interesting move since their hair represented a few more inches of height for their "small" contribution to the Aswangress.

In the Streets of Aswang, many red, yellow & white shirted aswang-volutionaries were protestting the 2 balls or your balls collection of Asiong. Kulang daw ang bigay ni Asiong sa kanila

Ang shout ng tao ASIONG ASIONG ASIONG WERS MINE !!

Ang sagot ng aming beloved Asiong was " Kayong mga Peninsulares and Insulares na Aswang , Anong Wers Mine ?? " Binigay ko na lahat ang mga balato ko kay Mareng Tessie and kay Mareng Sonny, kay Manny Billiards, Kay Nene Pinitpit at kay DOlphy !!! Humingi kayo ng balato sa kanila !!

And because of that the opposition to the Asiong Dynasty is secure !! Para palang Tiya Pusit ang galamay ni Asiong, lahat binabalato, sa mga Aswagressmen ang pa-in niya ay ang BAGOONG BARREL.

Yan talaga naman ang plano natin para sa town ng Aswang, guluhin ang liderato ng kalaban kasi para silang lahat ay mag-away away. AS they say in Politics of Aswang " Divide and Dinuguan "

Ang gulo no ?? Sino ba talaga ang nagpapatakbo ng Bayan ng Aswang ngayon ??

Eh aba hindi ko alam ?? Mag-lalaro muna ako ng Lottong Macao at baka manalo pa ako at maka-migrate pa ako sa ibang bansa. Bahala na sila muna dito !!