ATENEO VS. LA SALLE FINAL EXAMINATIONS
These are the final exams of the two universities:
ATENEO DE MANILA UNIVERSITY FINAL EXAMINATIONS
Instructions:
Read each question carefully.
Answer all questions.
Time limit: 4 hours.
Begin immediately.
1. HISTORY
Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating specially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.
2. MEDICINE
You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze,
and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture
until your work has been inspected. You have 15 minutes.
3. PUBLIC SPEAKING
Two-thousand five hundred riot-crazed aborigines are
storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient
language except Latin or Greek.
4. BIOLOGY
Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human
culture if this form of life had developed 500 million years
earlier, with special attention to its probable effect on
the English parliamentary system. Prove your thesis.
5. MUSIC
Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with
flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.
6. PSYCHOLOGY
Based on your degree of knowledge of their works, evaluate
the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed
frustrations of each of the following:
Alexander of Aphrodisias
Rameses II
Gregory of Nicea
Hammurabi.
Support your evaluations with quotations from each man's
work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to
translate.
7. SOCIOLOGY
Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany the
end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your
theory.
8. MANAGEMENT SCIENCE
Define management. Define science. How do they relate? Why?
Create a generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial
decisions. Assuming an 1130 CPU supporting 50 terminals,
each terminal to activate your algorithm; design the
communications interface and all necessary control programs.
9. ENGINEERING
The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been
placed in a box on your desk. You will also find an
instruction manaul, printed in Swahili. In ten minutes, a
hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take
whatever action you feel is appropriate. Be prepared to
justify your decisions.
10. ECONOMICS
Develop a realistic plan for refinancin g the national debt.
Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following
areas:
Cubism
Donatist Controversy
Wave Theory of Light
Outline a method for preventing these effects. Criticize
this method from all possible points of view. Point out the
deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in your
answer to the previous question.
11. POLITICAL SCIENCE
There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start World
War III. Report at length on its socio-political effects, if
any.
12. EPISTEMOLOGY
Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of
your position.
13. PHYSICS
Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an
evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics
on science.
14. PHILOSOPHY
Sketch the development of human thought; estimate its
significance. Compare with the development of any kind of
thought.
15. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.
***EXTRA CREDIT***
Define the universe; give three examples.
DE LA SALLE UNIVERSITY FINAL EXAMS (Take Home)
Time Limit: 3 Weeks
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with
particular reference to architecture, literature, law and
social conditions or give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
a. build a bridge
b. sail the ocean
c. lead an army
D. WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope?
a. Islamic
b. Catholic
c. Hindu
d. Filipino
e. Agnostic
(choose only one)
5. Metric conversion: How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little
hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in Bicol called?
a. Ilocano
b. Bicolano
c. Americano
9. Spell -- Aquino, Ramos, Estrada:
AQUINO: _ _ _ _ _ _
RAMOS: _ _ _ _ _
ESTRADA: _ _ _ _ _ _ _
10. Six kings of England have been called George, last one being
George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
11. Where does rain come from?
a. Glorietta
b. 7-11
c. Canada
d. the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity:
a. yes
b. no
c. maybe
d. i don't know
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. Lupang Hinirang is the National Anthem for what country?
15. Explain La Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium or
spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.
16. Where is the basement of a three-story building located?
17. Advanced math: If you have three apples, how many apples do
you have?
18. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?
19. The DLSU tradition for excellence in education began when
(approximately)?
a. B.C.
b. A.D.
c. still waiting ...
***You must answer three or more questions in order to graduate
Magna Cum Laude. ***