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THE TALE OF AHMED AND THE QUEEN'S MAMMARY GLANDS


Once upon a time...

Ahmed was a high ranking official in King Akbar's court. He had one longstanding wish: to suck the Queen's voluptuous breasts to his heart's desire. Every time he passed the Queen he got frustrated.

One day, he revealed his desire to the King's chief adviser, Birbal, and begged him to do something about it. Birbal, after much thought, agreed on the condition that, afterward, Ahmed would have to pay Birbal 1,000 gold coins for arranging things. Ahmed agreed.

The next day, Birbal prepared a high voltage itching lotion and poured it into the Queen's bra which she had left out while she was taking a bath. Soon the itching started and grew in intensity, much to the King's anxiety. Consultations with doctors and Birbal revealed that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure it. Birbal also added that such a saliva was only to be found in Ahmed's mouth.

King Akbar summoned Ahmed, and for the next four hours Ahmed violently sucked the Queen's breasts. Licking, biting, pressing, playing, he got what he always desired.

Satisfied, he returned and met Birbal, but since his mission was over and his lust satisfied, he refused to pay Birbal anything, and in fact he shooed him away. Ahmed, of course knew that Birbal could never report this matter to the King. But Ahmed had underestimated Birbal.

Next day, Birbal duly put the same itching lotion in King Akbar's underwear. Ahmed was again summoned by the King...




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