Yeah...like I said. This is where I put the winners of previous competitions. Read on...they're quite funny.
March - June 2001:
Honorable Mentions:
Daniel: Oh s**t Chris, not again!
Ben: Me and Chris finally got Dan to drink as much beer as us!!!!"
Third Place:
"Ben is high-fiving some kid because he just got Chris to pose naked for 10 dollars in a picture that he will sell on e-bay for 10,000 dollars. Daniel is just
kinda sitting there thinking "How stupid, people would much rather see me naked than Chris!"
Second Place:
"Ben just scored with Natalie Imbruglia, and Daniel is denying the whole thing!"
First Place:
Ben: Hell yeah! We just won the Silverchair Stuff
Competition!
Honorable Mention:
Chris, afraid that the band might end up in the tabloids, desperately tried to break up Ben and Daniel. He faked a smile at the camera as he pleaded with them, "Ben! Daniel! Please not here, mates!"
Third Place:
Honorable Mentions:
BEN: Daniel, please tell me you didn't drink that litre of buzz cola.
The Nailscissors of doom.- sorry this is so crap...
Honorable Mention:
Honorable Mention: The night before a concert, Daniel and his good buddies Ben and Chris, were out heavily partying in Las Vegas. The next thing Daniel knows he's waking up with this HUGE headache. March - April 2000
Honorable Mentions:
Honorable Mentions:
Cooper:
Chris: He he, sorry Daniel, I just couldn't hold on any longer!
Ben: Yeah!! Nice one Joannou, that was a ripper!
Trin:
Dan: Not..feeling...so...good...
suicidal_dream:
silverychairs:
*Kelnino:
Daniel: Yes...I'd like to thank my mum and dad and animal liberation and my hairdresser and my family doctor and my friends at eleven, but most of all I'd like to thank my dear Sweep for her relentless love and affection and...
Ben: "Time for celebration! Beer 'round the table - on me! Raaah!"
*The March-June competition had a record 35 entries...8 of which were Kelnino's! Some of them are too funny not to put up, so click here to see them.
January - March 2001:
KelNino:
Daniel however, ignored him as he spoke cheerfully to Ben. "Ben, good fellow. There's no need to blush."
"I'm not blushing. I'm just so happy that you and I-"
"Please! Come on!" Chris begged. "What if this ends up on the cover of some terrible magazine! We'd be in heaps of trouble!"
Daniel turned to Chris and patiently said, "Chris, there is nothing wrong with people holding hands. No disrespect to you, but I think you're just jealous."
albinobunny:
Ben: Don't you see them, guys? Don't you see the flying monkeys with black wings and gold elf shoes? Huh, huh?
Chris and Daniel: Right, Ben, flying monkeys. Before we go on tour again, we need to get you some help.
Second Place:
*antoinette*:
Daniel: Chris, stop squeezing my butt! We're in public!"
Ben: Dude! Stop, it's really starting to hurt me!
Chris: Squishy squishy!!!
First Place:
Nikki:
silverchair were walking along, Johnsy has Sweep with him, they run into an unsuspecting Britney Spears, Sweep chases her into the middle of the intersection, and then Brit gets hit by a semi. Sweep proudly trots back to Johnsy and the guys. (Webmaster's note: That *would* explain the hysterical expressions, wouldn't it? *lol*)
September - December 2000:
SilverMelinda:
Daniel: Uh, Ben, why is this water yellow?"
(Giggles from Chris)
Ben: Because it's magical fairy water Daniel! If you drink it you can fly! No glitter dust needed! Just drink it!
melktart:
Dannyboy is convinced that Ben and Chris have put some fish oils in his water. He just knows it. He has to make sure that the water is 100% vegan, so he's inspecting it. Chris is about to bite his nails,
and Ben's just sitting there thinking, "Ohhhhh s**t....he knows!" he he he.
Third Place:
jupiterspice:
DANIEL: Yah so what if I did? So what, Ben? Are you my mummy or something?
BEN: What does it say on the back of that bottle? Hmmm? WHAT?
DANIEL: ..."do not drink if under 125 pounds...do not drink ESPECIALLY if under 125 pounds, blond and charmingly disturbed..." Umm, yes...well...umm...I didn't see that before...
CHRIS: Oh well just shake it off then--you'll be fine! (to self) How can I use this situation to my advantage?
Second Place:
Silvrchairgrl420:
It would seem that Daniel is reciting the lines from
Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet" to a plasic bottle or something.
First Place:
VeGo:
Daniel: "Let's see...1% water...4%fruit juice..and 95%
Alcohol...Perfect....Ben, You do the honours..."
Ben: "Right-O!"(Pip from South Park)
Chris: "I dont think this is such a good idea..."
Ben: "C'mon Chris, where's you sense of adventure?"
Chris: "Oh Okay..." He takes a sip from the bottle.
Dan: "Hey hey...Leave some for me..."
Soon after, they're aaaalll pissed.
Ben: "HHhhhhhhhhhhheeeeyy...I just had a good idea. I think I should cut my hair..."
Chris has passed out. Daniel goes to find the razor...but there isn't
one, and the closest thing is a pair of nail scissors.
Dan: "This do?"
Ben: "Yyyyyep. Cut away, my friend!"
It takes about an hour for Dan to cut Ben's hair, considering that the scissors are small, and Daniel, even when sober, is a klutz...Once finished, Danny falls face down onto the floor, and Ben had long
been out in the chair. The next morning, Ben wakes up.
Ben: "I have such a f**king headache..."
Then he walks into the bathroom and what he finds staring back at him in the mirror...
Ben: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Dan:"What? Whatzup Gillies?"
Ben: "My hair...it's GGGOONNEE!"
Gillies's hair is a mess. There are partially cut bits, bald spots...it's gross. Chris walks in.
Chris: "Hahahahaha! Not so good night then Gilly boy?"
Dan: "It was MEEEEEEEEEEE! But I was the last man standing. I win I win I win!"
July - September 2000
This is an exclusive pic...the story is after the winning entries.
KelNino Feo-faragher:
In the midst of the battle agaist Britney, Daniel had to grab Ben to drive him to his cardboard box so Daniel could break the scene in his new pink cape that he left under his bed. However, on the way home,
Ben left Daniel playing in the highway as he went off to shag the hippo formally known as Ozzy. Sorry, Daniel.
(Webmaster's note: This is a bit of an inside joke about The Never Ending Story.)
Third Place:
Amanda#1silverfan:
Ben: "Hey Dan, are there any cars on that side? Dan...DANIEL!!! Okay, c'mon, quit looking at the chicks and help me out!"
Second Place:
broken angel:
"Why can't I drive, Chris?"
"You know the rules, just put that belt on... S**T there's a car coming up the other side of us!"
"It's okay, just laugh - I should be driving!"
"Remember the time in Santa Monica, Daniel?"
"Shut up!"
First Place:
jupiterspice:
An awards show has just ended. Britney Spears has picked up the Best New Video award for "Lucky," or "The Ana's Song Rip-Off From Hell." Daniel waves to her with one hand and smiles, knowing she will be intrigued by a face with no artifical tan. The other hand is getting limbered up to scratch her eyes out.
The *Real* Story:
There is, of course, a real story behind the picture. It was taken in August 1999 by ex-webmaster smash when she met silverchair (in Sydney, I think) prior to a concert. (There were other pictures as well, but they couldn't be found.) She said that first she met Ben, who was "very nice" and posed for pictures. Then she met Chris, and even though she disliked him at the time, she had to admit he was "very nice as well." Chris' girlfriend (also nice) was there and even snapped some pictures of smash and her friends with Ben and Chris. Then, along came Daniel in a car, and he wasn't quite up to signing anything that day, let alone hopping out of the car for a picture. He just wanted to be left alone:
Daniel: I'm sorry, I just can't.
smash: %#$@ you!
Daniel: No, I'm sorry, I can't.
So smash just snapped a picture of Daniel in the car, doing that universal "bug off" wave. And that's the story.
May - July 2000
Hmmm, not too many entries this time. I really should make the next one easier!
Dead Kittie:
They should be ashamed to get 15-16 years olds drunk like that!
Third Place:
Chairgurl7@aol.com:
He's thinking, "Mmmmmm, Daniel looks rather tasty today...."
Second Place:
Lisa Kelso Ate Daniel Johns' Balls:
Baby Danny, having been abandoned by his mommy Mrs. Ramone at the age of 3, meets her again, 10 years later, together with her other children, his unknown Sisters from Hell, for Thanks Giving Turkey.
(left to right: Dee Dee Ramone Johns, Debbie Ramone Johns, Tricia Ramone Johns, Teenie Danielle Johns - no Ramone because she's a bastard -, Mommy Ramone, Julia Ramone Johns and Claudia Ramone Johns).
And First Place goes to:
SilverMelinda:
"Man! What happened last night, guys?"
"Don't you remember, Danny? We got married! Elvis was
there and everything! Just like I had always dreamed about!"
Daniel rolls over and sees a tall, dark, and handsome man smiling at him. Startled, Daniel sits up and sees he's lying in a king size bed in a hotel room. Ben, Chris, and many unfamiliar looking people are passed out all over the floor. "BEN! CHRIS!" Daniel shouts. "Guys! Wake up!"
Ben and Chris sleepily sit up looking very groggy. "Do you know what happened last night guys?" Daniel asks with a frightened tone to his voice.
"I told you, man!" the tall, dark, and handsome man lying next to him answers. "We got married! It was so beautiful!"
"That's not what happened! I'd remember something like that!" Daniel snaps back.
"But it did happen! You said 'I do' and then puked all over my shoes! Remember! Then I carried you over the threshold! I think you might have been passed out by then, though."
"This can't be happening to me!" Daniel said. "What time is it?"
"Almost noon! You were sleeping so peacefully I didn't have the heart to wake you." The tall dark and handsome man said.
"NOON!" Daniel, Ben, and Chris all shouted at the same time. "We have to get ready for the show!" Ben yelled sounding frightened. "Quick! Everyone out! We have to get ready!" Daniel, Ben, and Chris run around throwing clothes on.
"Quick! Quick! Out!" Daniel shouts as him, Ben, and Chris push the tall, dark, and handsome man, and all of the other strange men out of the room. They get down to the lobby and Daniel's Mum runs up. "Honey! Hold still for a second! I didn't get any wedding pictures last night!" *Click* And that's where this picture comes from.
Well, kiddies, I certainly got some...*interesting* entries this time. And I've got to hand it to you guys, only half of the entries I got were dirty in any way!
What is the story behind this picture? 
Star:
[hehehehe] All three in a sing-song fashion: "Three little
monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head, momma called the
doctor and the doctor said, "I'm sorry Chris, but you lose again!!"
[chris]: Awww no fair! Daniel and Ben ALWAYS win HMPH!!!! [that's why he's
sitting on the floor between the beds while Ben and Dan continue to bounce!]
OoOrainbow:
One word: Wop-Bop-A-Lu-Bop.
Third Place:
Rebel X:
Daniel: He misses Sweep a lot. He's said, "I got porn pictures of my dog..."
In other words, the dude is masturbating with her "porn pictures"...
Everyone thinks he's f***ing with their minds but, he's actually serious. The only thing he's f***ing is...well...Sweep.
Ben: Ben is hiding in shame & horniness because he's having phone sex with this chica he met off the internet. At the time, he did NOT know it
was a male until they planned to meet for coffee the week after. (He must have been stoned to have not noticed the deep voice!)
Chris: Of course, we all know what he's staring at on the right...
Posters...
From the new issue of Playboy! The only thing going in his mind is, "I like the one with the pretty eyes...
Alright...I like those tits better!" Chris was shocked to find out that he was staring at Playgirl the next
day...
Dirty Dan & Ben probably got him drunk again...
Daniel likes dogs...Daniel likes dogs alot...Not only does Dirty-Dan like dogs, he loves them...He loves them alot...He loves Sweep. He likes to...
(Webmaster's note: Out of all the dirty entries I got, this was one of the few I could actually put on this page!)
Second Place (it was a tie!):
The cold sore cream dealer:
Daniel, Chris and Ben have come back to the hotel room after a very heavy gig. One of the girls in the front row was crushed to death by the thousands of people behind her trying to get a grab at Daniel's pants. She has come back as a poltergeist and is throwing both Daniel and Ben around the room. (Chris was knocked out and stashed under the bed before this photo was taken). Who can guess what she'll do with Daniel after Ben is put under the bed?
moon-covered:
To make a long story short, Chris really had to sneeze!!
And First Place goes to...
llama_chick:
"First one to the bed gets to f*** the ex-Neighbours star of their choice!!!" Daniel won - he got there first, though he had to wait a couple of years to get the prize...
Haha, well, I think you know who he chose!
January - March 2000:
What is the story behind this picture? 
Trin
Daniel is thinking, "When I jump into the crowd this time, it will be a lot harder for the crowd to steal my pants if I wear a jumpsuit over my clothes!!!" (Webmaster's note: That *would* explain the grin, wouldn't it?)
Teenage_Angst_Brigade
Daniel is thinking, "Wowsers...I'm FINALLY going back to my home planet!" He's just about to board a spaceship which will bring him home. (D.J. go home!) :p He's smiling because he remembered that his home planet is filled w/ Fiona Apple lookalikes. (He's a perv!! hehehe) *And* Neighbours is broadcasted 24/7!
dEaReSt_HeLpLeSs0
Daniel is thinking, "I'll just smile till my mumsys comes and ties my shoes for
me." He's waiting for his mumsys to come tie his shoe for him, he honestly believed Ben and Chris when they told him the windbreaker bodysuit was cool! He's smiling because the guy taking the picture told him he was a foxy lady. He *is* a foxy lady, so is the photographer, hmmm... *thought*
Third Place:
Sars
He's watching his weight. He's planning a healthy meal and he's getting ready to go to bed. *heheh* He's smiling because he's going to see Sweepy BabAy! I hope you and Sweep have fun! *heheh*
Second Place:
crazybug
Daniel is thinking, "AAaahhhhhhh!" He's getting his clothes back on, of course! He finally got laid!
What a cute smile!
And the first place entry is...drumroll please...
silver_dj
Daniel is thinking, "Man, it's gonna be sweet to skydive into my high school attatched to my I RIDE BIKES banner alongside the Elvis skydivers, not to
mention get away from the oncoming teenies!" The teenies were chasing him, so he took refuge in a hangar; when the teenies found him he decided to take the plunge and go skydiving with the Elvis skydivers to get away. He's smiling because he gets to show them his "short Elvis!" THROW THE SAILORS OVERBOARD!!!!!!!
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