Britney's bio
Name: Britney (insert middle name here) Spears
Age: 18 or 27
Education: High school. And she's a role model for children?
Most recent tabloid magazine cover she was on: Who knows? And who really cares? I'll make my own tabloid.
People who respect her for her "talent" and her personality:
People who look at her as an object and nothing more: Yes.
Medical history: She was born in a hospital (I think. It coulda been a barn.), and she recently she surgery on her "knee". Nice "knee" Brit. Now you can show those "knees" off and lose the respect of 8 year olds who have really small "knees". "Knee". Knee knee knee...
Why she gets compared to Christina Aguilera so much: Good question.
Where I see her in 10 years: In an adult film.
More opinions and facts:
- Britney likes Korn more than Metallica. Apparently. she doesn't know what good music is. (Well, we already knew that.)
- There are more anti-Britney sites on the web than I can count.
- A lot of parents disaprove of Britney Spears.
- Britney has two kinds of fans: Guys who think with their dicks, and teenage girls who want to be like her. The rest are coke sniffers.
- Britney blames her recent "developments" on a growth spurt. Ha ha, yeah right, growth spurts at 17 with no change in height. Sure. I believe that. (That's sarcasm, ya idiot.)
- Britney dated Justin Timberlake when they were on the NMMC. (Ewww!!)