Need I say more?
Need I say more?
On the day I first made this page, some guy in my English class was reading the back of one of my binders. It says "NSync, BSB, 98*, Boyzone, and Britney Spears ALL SUCK!" Then he said, "Britney Spears does suck...alot of cocks!" Then he told me this story about how a concert was delayed because Britney Spears gave like 10 guys oral pleasure and had to have her stomach pumped. Then I said, "I thought that's what happeded when she got signed". At first, I didn't have a huge problem with Britney, but she gets all this media attention, and everyone says they hate her! That doesn't make much sense. If everyone hated her, she wouldn't be as successful as she is. They're also the fact that she dresses like a slut, and her voice is only getting worse. I hate it when untalented people get fame and attention. At one point she dated Justin Timberlake from NSync (Eww! Gross Britney!) ,and according to 'N Sync 'Nduces Vomitting (that's right, I get most of my information from anti-sites), she was on the New Mickey Mouse Club with Justin and JC from NSync. Okay, this girl has way too much stuff happening with NSync. They should all start a group together. They could be like the spice girls.
My mom is probably the coolest person on Earth, because after seeing clips of the "Oops..." video, she said to me, "I don't know what I'd do if you thought she was cool." Then I said, "Would you put me in therapy? Would you have me sedated?" Then she responded,"No, I'd probably have to be sedated."
More Reasons Why I Hate Her (Coming soon)
Reasons to buy Britney's new CD