So you wanna read about Carson?

Carson Galy is currently the host for Teeny Request Live, but he first started acting like a moron on MTV Motel California. He shoulda stayed with that, but what are you gonna do? Hehe, I'm gonna make a web page about how much he sucks, that's what I'm gonna do!

• Galy boy was raised in Santa Monica, California. I've never been there, but I know that California is nasty. Did you know that on the west coast of Mexico, there are no dumping laws? That means that whatever is dumped in Mexico drifs up North to California. Eww!
• Carson has one sister. I bet he lost his virginity to her.
• Carson used to be a radio intern. Hey, you know what they do to interns on the only radio show I actually listen to? One word: BONGZILLA!
• The first MTV-related thing he ever did was babble about the '95 MTV music awards for all the people who don't have TVs. Carson, Carson, tsk tsk tsk...
• MTV found out about him and decided to use him on their once great TV station. If you ask me, they should've just kept Beavis and Butthead instead of making TRL. Hmm...

Carson shoulda stayed in radio, but I can't blame him. I bet they drove a dump truck full of money up to his front door. Come on, he's not all bad. He's just a sellout with a face only his mother could love who hangs out with teenybopper bands and hosts the worst TV show ever brought into existance. Wait, he is all bad. Well, now that you know a little bit about Carson Galy, you can go back.