Sara on TRL
I was on TRL once. It was when they first played my song "Corruption". Here's a transcript of what happened.*
Carson Galy: Welcome to TRL. Today on the show, we have Sar--
Sara: Is this really live?
Carson: No, not since you insisted on not being here until the sun went down.
Sara: Do you always record these shows first and then play them later?
Carson: Yes.
Sara: Then why is it called Total Request LIVE?
Carson: More people will watch something if it's live.
Sara: I see. Do you also rig the show so only certain videos get played?
Carson: Shut up. The first video we're going to play is--
Sara: You seem a lot different on the show.
Carson: Well, they edit it to make me seem more interesting.
Sara: Boy do you need it.
Carson: Let's just play your video. Kay? It's called "Corruption".
(Video gets played.)
Carson: I-I-I-I-I-I
Sara: Like it?
Carson: (Terrified) YOU m-m-made th-that?
Sara: You bet.
Carson: (Femine scream) Get away from me, you sick freak!!!
Sara: I guess you're gonna play the video that got last place now, right?
Carson: (Still shaking.) Play the video.
Sara: This is gonna be fun.
(Video gets played.)
Sara: What the--
Carson: Now there's a nice good video to play.
Sara: That sucked.
Carson: Sara, you don't understand. People don't like being scared.
Sara: You thought "Corruption" was scary? What was that last video anyways?
Carson: That was ____________________**
Sara: Well, that was sad.
Carson: Listen, we're going to have to play some commercials.
Sara: That kinda sucks.
Carson: Well, I have no choice.
(Commercial.)
Carson: Hey everybody!
Sara: Hi Dr. Nick.
Carson: I'm Carson Galy--
Sara: Daly
Carson: Huh?
Sara: Your last name is Daly.
Carson: Oh yeah.
Sara: Here's the next rigged video!!
(Video get's palyed.)
Sara: That sucked.
Carson: Sara, do you have to be critical of every video that gets played?
Sara: Yes.
Carson: *Sigh* Okay, let's go to the phones.
Guy on phone: Hey man, I wanna request ____________***
*Click*
Another guy on phone: I wanna request ________________**
Carson: Cool man.
Sara: How much are they paying you?
Another guy on phone: Twen--
*Click*
Yet another guy on the phone: I once ate an whole can of frosting.
Sara: Sounds like fun. Do you like ______________***
Yet another guy on phone: Yeah.
*Click*
Guy on phone: Hey, you hung up on me!
*Click*
Teenybopper on phone: I like, want to request ______________**
Sara: Like, no.
*Click*
Carson: Hey, how did you hang up on that teeny...I mean, that caller?
Sara: I, uh, nevermind.
Carson: Let's play the next video, okay?
Sara: No.
Carson: What do you mean, no?
Sara: I mean no, let's not play anymore videos.
Carson: Just ignore her. Play the next video.
(Video gets played.)
Sara: I said we aren't going to play anymore videos.
Carson: You can't just take over the show!
Sara: I just did.
Carson: What?!!
Sara: I just took over the show.
Carson: No you didn't!!
Sara: Then why are you wearing a tight posh spice dress?
Carson: I'm not...I'm going to go change my clothes now.
Sara: And you might want to change your thong, too!
Carson: Oh yeah.
Sara: Well, everyone, we're going to play MY kind of music for the rest of the show. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(My favorite videos get played.)
Carson: Sara, I've discussed it with my superiors, and you are now banned from MTV.
Sara: Oh well. VH1 is better anyway.
Carson: What? All they ever play is "Behind the Music"!
Sara: Yeah, and they're STILL better than you.
Carson: No they're not!
Sara: Oh, you wanna start something, Carson?
Carson: Sure, WHY NOT!!
(I kick Carson's a**.)
Carson: You are so BANNED!!!
Sara: Oh no, I got banned from MTV. Boo hoo. *L*
*Note: I have never been on TRL and have no affiliation MTV. What you just read is a complete work of fiction. When this was written, I had never written a song in my life, and if I did, I would not allow the video to be played on MTV.
**Teenybopper band
***Anti-teenybopper band