Questions for everyone's favorite pop-icons
If you have a question for these queers, don't hesitate to email your questions to me.
This is a question for Ricky Martin. Ricky, why are you so successful? You're ugly and you can't sing. Do people actually like that kind of thing?
Ricky said: Um, I'm thucthethful b'cauthe I'm hot and thecthy and everyone lovth me. And everyone thinkth I'm a great danther. Tho there.
Uh, I'm just wondering, is Justin going out with Britney or not?
Justin said: Yo G, dat ho Britney and me just be homies, ya know what I be sayn?
Britney said: Like, I'm not going out with Justin. We like, went out on the MMC, but like, we're just friends now. Like, totally.
Lance said: ^^<<<<I LUV !JUSTIN TIMERLAK>><><???i GOEIHNG TO MERRUY HIM ANSD I BE MRS TIBRKLA>>???!>>>
JC said: Yup, Justin's going out with Britney. But don't tell anyone I told you that, 'cause I can get I big trouble with them if you do.
Hey Nick Carter, Why'd you turn gay?
Nick said: I turnded gay cuz Brian was coming on to me and finally I jus gave in.
Chris from N Sync, how's Hooked on Phonics working for you?
Chris said: Hookt on fonix reelie wurkt fur mee!
What are you guys planning on doing after your 10 minutes of shame are up?
Britney said: I think I'll, like, model or something like that. You know, something that's, like, easy and I, like, don't have to think a lot. Like, totally.
Ricky said: I'm gonna open a gay bar.
Lance said: i goig TO ';OA MERI JUSTIN TINBEKLAER ANG AI ??>>>>GOG TO LIV HAPPILI EVER AHTEER>><><><><><>
JC said: I think I'll drink myself to death in a gutter somewhere because once the group folds, I'll have nothing to do with the rest of my life. I'll be ruined. :(
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Justin said: Yo G, I be thinkin that I be settlin down in da hood wit ma honey Lance. Den I be promotin' ma readin program, "Hooked on Ebonics".
Nick said: I thinks I'll wurk at McDonalds for minumim waig.
Did Lance see that pic of Justin and JC?
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Justin said: Lance, hon, you know you be da only girl fo me.
JC said: You lied, Justin!
Lance said: >>>YOUU OR LIING T'P /belKJ;>>>>jaySEE YU JUT WANT >>>jSINTU TU ?>LEEV MEE<>><
JC said: You said you were going to dump him, you jerk! You just used me for sex!
Justin said: Yo JC, you know you mine, girlfriend.
This is a question for 'N Sync. How do you feel about the success of "No Strings Attatched"?
JC said: I can't believe our fans are that stupid. Oh wait, did I say that out loud?
Chris said: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! FOOLS! THEY'VE FALLEN INTO OUR TRAP! AHAHAHA!!
Justin said: Yo, now I be able ta buy ma two hos Brit an Lance dem cars they been beggin me fo!
Lance said: )!(#I LKE||IL BIENG SUCSEES FOL ADN WEE/E LVOEAS ><LD<AER RFAns ///%
Joey said: I'm going to Disney Land, and while I'm there, I think I'll buy everything the consession stands have to offer, and I'll buy a ton of Superman crap! Thanks teenies!