What happened the second time I was on TRL
Okay, okay, I know the last time I was on TRL I got banned from MTV for using my psychic powers to take over the show and make Carson Galy wear a dress and a thong. But they never banned my alter-ego Crazy Sara. Here's a transcript of what happened:
Crazy Sara: Hiya freaks. Carson Daly isn't here today, so MTV asked me to fill in for him. You're probably wondering who I am. Right now I'm wondering the same thing. Ha ha! Jus kiddin. Ya see, I met up wit ma boy Carson a few years back when we was in da asylum togetha. Den when he get out, he be workin dis job here. Den I get out, and they stick me on TV. So dat's ma story, yalls. Ha ha!! Dude, this is crazier than getting lynched by the mob outside the studio. I don't even know what I'm supposed to do!! I think it's like a DJ job or something. Course, the only DJ I really listen to is Willie B from KBPI, so I think I'll do what he does on the air, kay yalls? Kewl. I'll give a really big prize to anyone who brings me a golf cart.
Superior: What kind of prize?
Crazy Sara: Uh, how 'bout tickets to any concert anywhere in the country? Can I do that?
Superior: I don't think so.
Carzy Sara: It will increase the ratings!
Superior: Okay. You can do that.
Carzy Sara: Cool. Everyone, if you can bring me a golf cart, I'll give you tickets to any concert anywhere in the country. Meanwhile, let's play some videos, kay? I promise these aren't rigged or nothing. Here we go.
(Cool videos get played. Not crap like they usually play.)
Carzy Sara: Wow, that was fast. Okay, now that we've got all the videos out of the way, we can have some fun! Okay, here's the deal: This guy brought in a golf cart already, and a bunch of people are trying to get it up here. Once they get it up here, we're gonna drive it around in the studio, kay? This is gonna be so cool.
Guy: (shouting from the first floor)Hey, try to drive it in the elevator.
Another guy: Okay.
Carzy Sara: Now this I gotta see!
Another guy: It won't fit!!
Some girl: Well, try to drive it up the stairs then!
Another guy: Okay!!
(*Crash*)
Another guy: Uh, I have a feeling these stairs will never be the same.
Carzy Sara: You guys didn't even try to get it in the elevator!!
Guy: Yeah we did!!
Carzy Sara: You need to be aggressive. Lemme see that.
(Loud bang)
Carzy Sara: It fits!
All: Yea!
Carzy Sara: Cut to a comercial, man, it's gonna take me a while to get this thing out once we reach the floor that TRL is broadcasted from.
(Commercial)
Carzy Sara: Hey all you lovely viewers, there is a golf cart in the studio! We're driving it around right now!!
(Camera shifts to where a bunch of hoodlums are driving a golf cart in a circle around Carson Galy, who is tied to a chair, bruised and bleeding.)
Carson: Please don't kill me! I'll stop working for MTV, I'll stop playing rigged videos, just let me go! (Carson begins to cry.)
Carzy Sara: Oh, shut up you big pansy!
Superior: Craze, you look a lot like someone we banned.
Carzy Sara: Look at your ratings.
Superior: Wow. That's the highest they've ever been!
Carzy Sara: So you aren't going to kick me out?
Superior: NO WAY, MAN!!!
Carzy Sara: Cool.
(Guys from asylum enter.)
Asylum guy: Craze, it's time to go back now.
Carzy Sara: NOOOOO!!!!
Another asylum guy: You've pushed it way to far. Look at what you've done. You've taken over TRL, messed up the studio, beaten Carson Galy up and tied him to a chair, and you hit Justin Timberlake's car with a golf cart!
Carzy Sara: I didn't hit his car with a golf cart.
Justine Gayberlick: Well den who did, yo?
Guy in golf cart: Oh, that was me.
Asylum guy: Well, good job. As for you, Craze, you're going back to the crazy house.
Carzy Sara: NOOOOOO!!
Asylum guy: You too, Carson.
Carson: But I didn't do anything!!
Another asylum guy: We know. We think you still have some issues to deal with. For example, saying your dream is to have Nick Carter hold your hand and sing to you. What kind of sick freak wants to hold Nick Carter's hand?
Carson: Uh, I uh...Come on guys, I was just trying to be nice!
Carzy Sara: Oh well, Carson. At least you'll get to hang out with ME!!
Carson: How could you do this to me?
Superior: Hey Craze, if you ever get out of the Cucko's Nest, why don't you come back to MTV and boost our ratings again?
Carzy Sara: Sure!
Note: this is also a complete work of fiction. Okay? It's all made up. No one hit Justin's car with a golf cart.