I don't give a flying %@&#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't care if you hate me. I think you stupid teenyboppers are funny. You look funny, and you're dumber than a hornworm. If you think I'll pay attention to you, go ahead, email me. I might be concerned for about a second. I reserve the right to ingnore/ridicule people who send me stupid mail. Now, be gone! Yes, depart a lot at this time and cut the approaching any more, or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already! Ha ha haaa ha! And now, remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! And, if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet, dappy teenybopper k-nnniggets! Thpppt!

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