I woke up at something like 1am with incredibly bad stomach cramps. It was like giving birth or something. Not that I've ever done that (Relax mom. Breathe.) but it was real painful. I felt so ill and I couldn't even lie straight, it was so bad. So I ended up pacing my room while whimpering. Not a fun thing to do. Especially not at 2am when there's nothing on the TV except snowflakes. Thought about calling the ambulance service but I figured that was reserved for the dying, though I wasn't far off myself. So I hung up and got the operator calling me back. I totally freaked out thinking "just perfect. I'm almost DYING here and this guy is gonna lecture me over wasting his time by hanging up". He was actually cool but scared me even more by saying "you really need help. Get to a hospital". I forgot to ask if he meant a mental hospital but hey. So I decided maybe I should go see a doctor. So I started to get dressed but then I threw up. Now that usually makes ya feel better but not me. Oh no, I felt a lot worse. By this time, my roommate is awake so she agrees to drive me to hospital, figuring if I drove I would only end up causing lots of accidents. So off we go.
I get to the the hospital. My roommate has to leave to go to work. I give my details in and give an urine sample and then go sit and wait. As I'm sat there clutching this warm bottle, not a nice thing to look at I tell ya, I actually start to feel better. My stomach's no longer feeling like I'm gonna star in Alien 6 and I start to feel a total fraud. So I head to the desk and tell the receptionist this. She's all "you can't leave! You gotta stay just in case it's something real bad". Well thanks for the caring way ya made me feel better. So I go sit down again and a nurse comes pretty quick for me. I guess they told her I was about to leave. It musta been all "There's a woman trying to leave. Do Not Let Her Go... We Must Examine..." So I get put in a cubicle and given one of those highly fashionable hospital gowns that tie at the back in such a way that your entire ass is exposed for the world to see. Very flattering I'm sure. So she takes my clothing away as I get changed.....
To Be Continued Soon... LOL