This was written by Denise (NeeserBSB@aol.com) so big ups to the girl!
10. Nick stops periodically to consult his most useful book,`Sex For Dummies'.
9. Uh oh - You've discovered AJ's secret tattoo!
8. Kevin's "Where do I stick this thing?" line was only cute on the radio.
7. To your dismay,you find that AJ gets more aroused humping the stage than humping you.
6. That stupid chiuahua Tyke is barking his ass off so loudly all night you can't even hear yourself climax. Kill the little bastard!
5. Hair gels rubs off onto the WEIRDEST places, doesn't it?
4. Teenyboppers knocking on your door at 2:00 am asking to get Howie's autograph can really ruin the mood.
3. "Howie likes to sleep naked," reads a teen magazine later that month, according to an exclusive fan scoop from #4.
2. To your dismay, you find that Nick really can't scream "ooh baby!" as loudly as he does in If You Want It To Be Good Girl Get Yourself A Bad Boy.
1. Kevin grabbed WHAT with his fingers??!
Things To Do With A Reclinable Toilet Seat...
10. Fall asleep Howie style and find yourself starring in the next issue of "Toilet Fetish" courtesy of Nick's camera.
9. Call up your entire Friends & Family list and tell them "I'm on the toilet...I'm lying down on the toilet...I'm sitting up on the toilet...I'm lying down..." and see how long it takes for them to block your number.
8. See if it reclines just as well with the blonde kid's head down it.
7. Pretend you're the King of Toiletdom.
6. Do a mock advert. "This is no ordinary toilet..."
5. Pretend you're in Star Trek by making swooshing noises every time the seat goes up and down.
4. Tell Nick it's the latest thing in massage chairs and time how long it takes him to work the truth out.
3. Yell "holy shit Rok, it's a reclinable toilet!" and watch him bless you.
2. Rig it up to a remote control and activate it whenever one of the guys goes to relieve himself.
1. Tell Kevin it's a luxury bidet.
Top Ten Books Found On The BSB Tourbus...
Contributed by Sandy.
10. Geography For The Slow.
9. Speed Talking...yes you can do it too.
8. How To Stop Winking (Without Really Trying).
7. How To Stop Pulling The Double Barrel (Without Really Trying).
6. I Do Not Whine! Nu Uh... No I Dont! (A Biography of Nick Carter).
5. How To Get Other Groups To Stop Doin' Everything You Do ( A Tribute To N'Sync).
4. How To Abuse Fans. (Oops, sorry wrong tour bus)
3. 25 Things To Do With Those Extra Playstation Wires.
2. The Johnny No Name Biography...as told by Alex McLean.
1. So Ya Thought Justin Timberlake Was The Only Member Of The Group? (The Unauthorized N'Sync Story).
The Top Ten Signs You're Obsessed With The Backstreet Boys...
Contributed by Sandy.
10. You are strolling through the aisles of your local K~Mart or Wal~Mart and refuse to leave the store till the BSB song on the speakers is done being played.
9. You're in the local grocery store and over the hum of the freezers in the freezer section... The constant noise of parents yelling at kids... The steady squeak of carts being pushed... You can still pick up and hear an entire BSB tune start to finish.
8. You watch all their videos and apearances... And go "Aww man... That'd make a killer bit on a website".
7. You open a checking account and when the person asks what the name is supposed to say on the checks... you actually have to fight the HUGE urge to say the last names "McLean", "Dorough", "Littrell", "Carter" or "Richardson".
6. You get an ATM for the account... to make a PIN number you have to use 4 numbers... 4 numbers = N I C K so ya never forget the PIN.
5. You're 23 and still go and grab teeny mags when they come out... "Cause Nick looked so cute with AC in black leather".
4. The words "Aww Man", "Dumbass", "Drowning in yer luv", "A~Jiggity" and various others just somehow manage to creep into your vocab and ya have no idea how.
3. You actually go and price what it would cost to have "Laugh Now" tattooed across your left forearm.
2. You can see from across a highway... See from across the street or manage to pick out, while driving at high rates of speed, any Durango, Corvette or Prowler. And for that brief second before ya whizz by it... ya wonder if the driver was blonde.
1. Your retort for when you're told they suck... "Yeah well at least they aren't like in their 50s and don't know when to give up... By the way, when IS that new Aerosmith album coming out?"
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