101 * It's not Tuesday, it's Buffy Day
102 * You like Tuesdays more than Saturdays.
103 * You choose "Zeppo" as the nickname on your softball uniform.
104 * You only wear tank tops and boots
105 * You think you are wicca because you have seen Willow do it
106 * You find yourself hanging out in libraries asking men in tweed, "What's the what"
107 * You urge your grade to make a new award for class protector
108 * You have a great hatred for smurfs (or any blue people, for that matter)
109 * You believe that your principal is not only an evil little troll but also part of a large cover up conspiracy
110 * You bought the watchers guide and have memorized all the quotes in it
111 * When you got the Watcher's Guide you realized that you already knew all the quotes in it
112 * You spend every waking and even sleeping moment thinking and dreaming about Buffy and the cast members
113 * To you fanfiction is really non-fiction
114 * When you list your greatest achievments, vampire slaying is number 1
115 * You won't come out of your room until sundown on Tuesdays out of respect for the show.
116 * You get a tatoo of Angle's tatoo
117 * You spend 6 hours downloading G2 on your computer!
118 * You get the mark of Eyhgon and think it is gonna come after you.
119 * Your name and e-mail have something to do with Buffy.
120 * You get the Irish ring (Cladagh) Angel gives to Buffy and tell everyone he gave it to you
121 * You spend ALL of your free time at the posting board or reading fanfic
122 * You found out about GD2 being postponed at 2:30 am Tuesday morning
123 * You write "Buffy + Angel 4-ever!" on your notebook just like Buffy's in "The Prom"
124 * get really hyper when you hear the theme song
125 * you see the mayor and you flip him off through the t.v. screen, but it turns back to buffy and you accidentally flip her off and than say..."sorry not you..."
126 * Your two favorite pasttimes are watching BTVS and brooding.
127 * The person at the wicca store knows your name
128 * You buy a cross necklace and wear it at night
129 * You bring holy water, stakes crooses, etc. wherever you go - even during the day
130 * You throw holy water at a person whom you swear is a vamp
131 * You stroll around your hood or cemetary with stakes.
132 * When you carry around a #2 pencil in your purse/pocket, so you'll be ready if you have to slay a vamp or take a SAT.
133 * You start naming your pets after BTVS characters
134 * You begin to carry a stake around, "just incase"
135 * Your nickname is Angel, Buffy, etc.
136 * You start saying,"Don't wig out on me!"
137 * You stand outside David Boreanaz's house, screaming,"I LOVE YOU, ANGEL!"
138 * You stand outside Nicholas Brendon's apartment screaming, "I LOVE YOU XANDER!"
139 * You spend more time on the posting board than you do doing your homework!
140 * ou start fantacising that you're a slayer!
141 * You'd rather watch reruns of Buffy than going to see the new Star Wars movie!
142 * Even Cordelia starts to grow on you!
143 * You Shave your head to look like Snyder
144 * You think Wesly is SOOOOOO cool
145 * You attemot to kill your Towns Mayor
146 * Then are shocked when you discovers he's NOT Invincible
147 * When you heard GD2 was Postpined you checked yourslef in a Mental Hospital
148 * You go into a como all Summer and reawaken in September, just in Time for Buffy.
149 * When someone tries to talk about anything non-Buffy related to you, you tell them to stop wasting your Damn Time.
150 * You've actually said "Not now Honey, I'm on The Buffy Board"
151 * All your bookmarks are on Buffy sites
152 * When the season ends you actually cry and watch all the buffy episodes which you taped all over again.
153 * You would gladly have Buffy's life even though you'll never be normal because at least you'll have Angel and Xander.
154 * You get excited whenever you hear something that rhymes with "Buffy" and then get thoroughly disappointed when it turns out to be something like "Muffy".
155 * You ask people to call you Buffy.
156 *Your answering machine message says "Sorry I can't come to the phone right now but I out slaying vamps, so leave a message at the beep!"
157 * You actually believe Sunnydale exists.
158 * You ask your librarian to teach you how to use the crossbow.
159 * You wonder why your library doesn't look like battle training ground.
160 * You ask your class resident nerd whether she's also a wicca.
161 * You think everyone on the interenet is a demon trapped in a robot trying to kill you.
162 * You feel sorry for the outcast girl in school and befriend her, hoping she turns out to be your very own Buffy
163 * You're only truly happy when someone says "Buffy"
164 * You can go without food for days , just as long as someone gives you Buffy to watch 24/7
165 * You cancel all your holidays if it clashes with your Tuesday Night watching
166 * You cancel all your meetings if it clashes with your Tuesday Night watching
167 * You try to make friends with red-haired brainy girls, tall,funny goofball men, librarians, guys who are in a band, and dye your hair blonde.
168 * You are proud to wear your buffy shirt
169 * You have everything and almost everything about buffy
170 * You work in a cabinet shop and make stakes!
171 * The only thing you talk about is buffy
172 * Every word you say has something to do with Buffy, and for your English paper you wrote a story about a girl named Buffy who slays vamps
173 * You *call out* "oh buffy!"
174 * You carry a buffy card where ever you go!
175 * Your favorite band is Nerf Herder, and you've only heard one of their songs.
176 * You start all conversations by asking "What's your favorite TV show?" If they don't say "Buffy" you lose all respect for them and walk away.
177 * Your 2 favorite pastimes are watching BTVS and brooding.
178 * You make it abundantly clear to your boss that you want DAYTIME shifts on Tuesdays.
179 * You remember exactly where you were and what you were doing when you learned that "GD2" was postponed.
180 * June, July and August are your least favorite months of the year.
181 * You measure time in "days until the next Buffy episode."
182 * Whenever you get angry you transform into "full vamp-face."
183 * You suddenly develop a profound appreciation for the song stylings of Fatboy Slim.
184 * At the beginning of every new episode, you lose your soul.
185 * "True Lies" isn't a Schwarzenegger movie, it's an Eliza Dushku movie.
186 * You feel physically ill after watching "Cruel Intentions," upset that Buffy is acting so mean.
187 * Instead of taking 2 Excedrin for a headache, you watch a couple Buffys and feel much better.
188 * You celebrate the Buffy anniversary every March 10th.
189 * Reality suddenly seems incredibly boring.
190 * Kendra's stake isn't the only thing known as Mr. Pointy.
191 * You have fond memories of your "years at Sunnydale High" but can't remember anything about your own high school years.
192 * You refer to girls in their mid-20s as "high school chicks."
193 * When asked who your hero is, you don't hesitate to reply "Joss Whedon."
194 * After seeing "The Prom," you were depressed for the next three days, and "just had to talk about it" with your parents and friends--none of whom actually watch BTVS.
195 * You can't even look at other girls because "there's just no way they can compare to Sarah Michelle.
196 * You insist that everyone refer to you as "The Master."
197 * You buy a Buffy ashtray and you don't smoke
198 * You carry a buffy trading card with you at all times
199 * You think BTVS is the only thing that exists
200 * You talk about buffy and only buffy