201 * You wear Calvin Klein "Obsession" and pretend it's either: a) something Buffy would wear b) a present Angel gave you or c) called "Obsession...for Buffy"
202 * You have at least one wall in your room dedicated to Sarah, David, Nick, etc.
203 * You hold a "Buffy Marathon" for yourself every week.
204 * You insist on calling your Boyfriend Angel, even though he tells you not to.
205 * You cried when Angel broke up w/ Buffy.
206 * You watch "Married...With Children" every day, hoping to find the ep. when David guest-stars.
207 * You get angry when the librarian says his name isn't Giles.
208 * You walk around town late every night, carrying a stake in your hand.
209 * You've died a couple of times
210 * You blame yourself for Ms. Calendar's death
211 * You campain for Bitch of the Year
212 * At the prom you rally for a "protector of the year award" catagory!
213 * You quote Buffyisms in every sentence and are appaled when your friends don't know what your talking about
214 * You try to catch a bus to Sunnydale Cal. and freak out on the clerk when she tells you she has never heard of it.
215 * You actually find a Sunnydale Cal
216 * Your eyes are blood shot from working on your Buffy website for too long
217 * Tuesday night at 8 p.m. you start counting down the days, hours, minutes, seconds till the next Buffy.
218 * You went into shock and locked yourself in your room after hearing Graduation Part 2 was being postponed.
219 * You go up to your librarian and ask her, "where is Giles?" When she gives you a weird look you say, "Ok, I understand he's out helping Buffy save the world"
220 * Your math teacher is scared of you now because she found you writing a note that said: "Hey "B", this class is sooo bloody boring, so are you ready for the assention tonight? I'm 5 by 5 here! Well, I got to go slay some vamps!
221 * Your mom sees you watching Buffy and ask "Who would name their kid Buffy?" You reply: I would!
222 * The WB complaint number is on your speed-dial.
223 * You gave more thought to Willow's college options than your own.
224 * Comments like "You only have to wait a couple more months for the finale" and "It's just a TV show" really piss you off.
225 * You cry at the end of "Becoming Part 2," and you've already seen the episode 15 times.
226 * You decide to buy two of every Buffy action figure--one to keep in mint condition and one to play with--and you are 30 years old.
227 * You're 30 years old and you where so many BTVS t-shirts to work every one calls you buffy.
228 * You miss prom for a specail airing of BTVS
229 * You hear the theme song playing life stops it doesn't matter what your doing 'cause Buffy is on.
230 * You yell at the tv screen telling Buffy not to turn the corner 'cause someone is waiting to kill her
231 * You've read all the novels and realize after reading them for the 5th time that you're really Buffy and the book is about you!
232 * You have dreams telling you what will happen in the future of the show
233 * Your computer teacher is begginning to look more and more like Jenny Calander each day
234 * You get inspired to write fan fiction so you can justify watching the tapes over and over and over (after all, you HAVE to know the character)
235 * You find a peice of wood on the ground and try whittle it into a stake
236 * You see the name Joss Whendon flash at the end of the show you go "Oh thank you wise genius for that new creation"
237 * You see the name Joss Whendon flash at the end of the show you go "Oh no! No more Buffy for a week"
238 * You've worn out the Sarach Malachaln CD with Full of Grace on it.
239 * When you are bummed that you have to wait 7 days to see the next eppie and start complaining that it should be shown 3 times a week at the least
240 * when you get a dish and cable 'cause that way you can see Buffy 5 times a week, Who cares if it's the same show 5 times!
241 * You begin to suspect werecoyotes at carnivals
242 * You get a tatoo of the logo across your back.
243 * You name you lab pig Herbert
244 * Stage fright? C'mon! Talking puppets with no strings or masters are your Wiggins.
245 * Your Scare-O'Meter is 'Wiggins', 'Serious Wiggins', 'Absolute Wiggins', 'Unbelievable Wiggins', and 'FAITH!'.
246 * You started a comittee protesting your mayor's apearance at you highschool graduation.
247 * You hang around your school library asking your librarian "No, what do you REALLY do for a living?"
248 * You thrive on HoHos and Chocolate. When people tell you it's not healthy you exclaim "HoHos are a vital part of my cognative system!"
249 * "Well on man's loss is my chocolaty goodness." is your defence for robbing the quick mart of it's candy.
250 * You carry missile launchers in the trunk of your car.
251 * You were watching the SNL season finale and you asked "Sarah Michelle who? That's Buffy!"
252 After calming down and watching the rest of SNL, you start wondering how Angel got to New York.
253 * You prayed every night for the whole week before the prom. The prayer consisted of "Please, Lord, don't let any Hellhounds crash our party."
254 * You watched 'Cruel Intentions' and when you come out you wonder 'when did Buffy's mom get remarried?"
255 * You also say "I thought Buffy went to public school."
256 * And, "How could Buffy be unfaithful to Angel?" And burst into tears.
257 * You lost more than a night's sleep when they canceled 'Earshot'. And/ or lost a great deal of weight.
258 * You're still seeing a councelor about the time your friend Buffy died.
259 * After seeing 'Simply Irresistible' you exclaim "Buffy isn't the witch! Willow is!"
260 After that, you hear some people saying that they didn't like the movie. You launch into your typical "don't diss Buffy" speech. You've written and edited it a million times.
261 * You HAVE a "don't diss Buffy" speech.