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1. Humility is a virtue (aka: Lead guitar does not equal God status...)
2. When attempting to impress a member of the opposite sex, do something daring to get their attention. ***Disclaimer: I'm not promoting throwing yourself in the line of fire to score your dates. Don't try this at home, kids...***
3. Nobody likes a crybaby. Take your injuries like a man!
4. Experiment with hair colors. Even if they all look good on you.
5. A pretty face may be nice to look at, but inner beauty is what's really attractive.
6. No one likes a boring car.
7. Knowledge of fine finger food can always help you out of an awkward situation.
8. A dash of mystery makes a relationship exciting.
9. Be original in your fetishes. (Come on people....feet? Been there, done that...)
10. When asking someone out on a date, be straitforward. And it never hurts to create a "comfort zone".
11. The unexplainable is often easily explained.
12. Be nonchalant. It impresses the ladies...
13. Deductive reasoning is you friend!
14. Practice makes non-sucky bands!
15. Chivalry will get you EVERYWHERE!
16. Chaining yourself up can dramatically help a relationship. (Enough, gutter minds...)
17. People need their space...to grow, and change...
18. Sometimes it's a good idea to put other people's best interests above your own.
19. As a general rule, don't attempt to eat your dates.
20. Even if you beat another human being, that doesn't mean you still can't be polite and help them back up.

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