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• You ran out to buy a feather boa the minute you heard Oz had a thing for them. You paint your car with zebra stripes to feel one with him.
• "Canape?" becomes, in your humble opinion, a valid pick-up line....
• You go out and buy an eskimo get-up to wear to that new hip club you're going to.
• You scream bloody murder at the Tower Records clerk when he tells you that they're all out of copies of the theme to A Summer Place...
• You kick the TV when you see only a mere 20 seconds of Oz in a whole hour.
• You spend your evenings sauntering in front of any van that pauses on the street.
• You decide that the perfect topic for your Senior thesis is "Animal Cracker Clothing Descrimination: Who loses in all this Monkey Business?"
• You dye your hair brown...then red...then brown...(you get the drift)
• You throw yourself in the line of possible gunfire everytime you're trying to score a date.
• Your diet is suddenly overtaken by pantfull monkeys and pantless hippos.
• You break your guitar strings trying to play an E-flat diminished ninth to impress the ladies.
• You laughed hysterically when Kevin Spacy said "Canape?" in Midnight in The Garden of Good and Evil
• You're happy to see him get shot...just because they're SHOWING him!!!
• (by Karen) You know how many times he has changed his hair color and his van color in season 2 & 3.
• (by Willow321) You think that people are mocking you with their monkey pants.

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