By Bree, slayerette0, Lestat, Willow321, GB?, Weird Archives, & the Duchess
1* You dye your hair red
2* You start learning how to hack into things, and tell people its only cause you are helping Buffy fight evil
3* A guy asks you out and you ask if he's a Werewolf
4* You decide to start practicing wicca arts
5* You are drawn to people with black and white striped vans...
6* You are drawn to people who's hair color changes once a week
7* You admit to your girlfriend that what first drew you to her is her similarities to Willow
8* You call yourself the "net girl"
9* You spend your evenings trying to make pencils float.
10* You own every orange or purple hat known to man
11* You break into the coroners office and take hair samples off the most gruesome bodies.
12* The coroner is a "favorite place" in your web browser
13* You really hate Inca mummies
14* Bowling shoes turn you on
15* You have a pez witch
16* You avoid chatting with guys online
17* You suspect that all the weird people on the net are demons.
18* You decided to fall in love with your best friend so you can say you and Willow have something in common.
19* You take over your computer science class when your friends ex murders the teacher
20* You desperatly try to find a spell to turn Amy back into a human and decide if you ever do you will mail it to Willow
21* You go out and buy unique clothing like willow
22* You start eating animal crackers and tell them that your boyfriend said the monkeys are French
23* You really think that the hippo has stolen your pants.
24* you're glad you're parents didn't let you have a puppy.
25* you have a nice necklace on a plate and suddenly...your evil twin comes to town.
26* All your bags are 'Happy Bags'.
27* Your friends talk about how you kicked ass at the Club...and you were sick in bed at the time.
28* Three words.: FROGS, FROGS, FROGS!!!!!
29* There's something about your beloved that plays murder on your couch...and your drapes....and your car....and your friends...and your...
30* Safe sex for you is bowling.
31* You're a black belt of The Pencil Defense.
32* Your 'talks' with Mother turns into chats and prayers to The Old Ones
33* You NEVER want to ride shotgun!
34* One of the things you look for in a mate is a low tolerance to tranquilizer darts.
35* You wear two costumes on Halloween and still NO ONE notices you.
36* You bring a lucky charm to Graduation....a spear gun.
37* Your doctor stagedives...even though he's pusing about sixty.
38* You have this effect on people. They turn to werewolves, psycho killers, vampire slayers, Wiccans, and....Zeppos
39* Your worst nightmare is being chased in the nude by a demon after you failed English.
40* Leather doesn't excite you. YES, IT IS! No, it doesn't. YES IT IS! No, it doesn't. BORED NOW!
41* Your Prom has a very strict 'No Dogs' policy!
42* To you, a vacation is something like the finale of GHOSTBUSTERS.
43* THE EXORCIST bores you.
44* SALEM'S LOT bores you
45* WORLD WAR III bores you.
46* You have this strange fetish with fresh smell pine...and you live in New Jersery
47* Pointy sticks scares you, but not exploding libraries.
48* You're an one man woman.....as soon as you can beat the mob of women after your man!
49* Every time you say, "Bored now.", people make a dash to the nearest exit.
50* Seems all your friends have night jobs....at the blood bank...and the lumber yard....and the exercise yard...and the....
51* Oh, yeah! You can translate Ancient Greek, but you still can't parallel park!
52* Your ideal fashion sense is a fuzzy sweater and a mojo bag.
53* Garlic makes you....anixous.
54* Moonlight becomes you...and your beloved becomes something else.
55* So, you have a thing for crosses. You still sit shiva.
56* You can hack into government agencies, but you still can't parallel park!
57* Skating on ice is fun. Skating on ice while a vampire is chasing you is...not so fun.
58* So, you have funny hats. You turned someone into a mouse once.
59* You can call up the Demons of The Underworld and hold them at your command....and YOU STILL CAN'T PARALLEL PARK!!!!
60* You have very strong feelings against bandages!
61* So, most of your teachers won't make it to the Reunion. Your boyfriend's still has no fleas.
62* When the wedding comes, it'll be papered.
63* Strange things happen when you go online...like the plug on the computer is out and the modem is out of wack...and you're still surfing?
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