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As everyone does, I enjoy funny things. This is a collection of my favorite jokes, funny graphics and comics. Enjoy!
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There was a girl and a boy who were both in the fourth grade. The boy came by the
girl's house with a football and teased the girl saying, "Ha Ha! You can't have a football cause your a girl." The girl goes to her mom crying so her mom buys her a football. The boy got
pissed off when he saw her with her football. So the next day he comes by with a boys bike and teases her saying, "Ha Ha! You can't have a boys bike cause your a girl!" So the girl goes
crying to her mom and she gets a boys bike. The boy gets very pissed off again when she showed him her new bike. So the next day the boy comes by, pulls down his pants and says, "I have
one of these and you can't go crying to your mom to get one!!!" She goes crying to her mom and then the girl comes out pulls up her dress and says, "My mom said as long as I have one of these I
can get as many of those that I want!"
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One day Superman was flying though the air and was thinking, "Man I gotta get
laid," he said to himself. Just then he saw Wonderwoman laying nude on the beach. So he thought up a plan. "I'll fly down there, fuck her real fast, fly away, and she'll never know what hit
her," he said. So he flew down real fast, pumped a couple of times and flew off. Then she sat up and said, "What in the hell was that." Then the invisible man sat up and said,
"I don't know but my ass sure hurts."
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There is a 14 year old kid who asks his dad if he can have a bicycle for his Birthday.
His father says, "Well son...Can your dick touch your asshole?" The boy tries it and says, "No daddy, sorry" "Well then you can't have a bike, get the fuck outta here!"
Next year the same scenario happens... "Can your dick touch your asshole?" "No dad" "Then get the hell outta my face!"
Finally, the boy turns 16, and after a lot of hard work and some gymnastics, the boy's dick can touch his asshole.
"Hey, Dad, how about a car now instead of a bike?" The dad says,
"Son, can your dick touch your asshole?" Shining with glee, the kid proudly says, "You bet Dad! Look!" The kid shows his dad that he could in fact touch his asshole with his dick.
Then his Dad says, "Good, then go fuck yourself!"
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A man was on holiday in Spain, went to a local restaurant. There he saw a man eating
two big balls and he asked the waiter what that was. The waiter replied that those were the balls of a bull who lost in a bullfight and it was a custom to eat the balls. The man said he also wanted
balls of a bull, but the waiter told him there weren't any left and that he had to come back tomorrow. So the next day the man went back to the restaurant and he asked for the two balls and so he got two
little balls. The man says to the waiter that the other guy yesterday got two big balls and he asked why he got two little balls. "Well," replies the waiter, "it's not always the
bull who loses."
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