Free the Juice - Dr. Song, Jr. Archives, '01
The Dr. Song, Jr. Archives - '01
Q.Why do Asians have such a keen appreciation for the absurd?
-Andrew M., Virginia. 3.25.01
A.Because they all look alike. Remember in Being John Malkovich when Malkovitch goes down his own brain-tunnel and everyone he sees looks like him? Imagine living everyday like that. Clearly, no one can appreciate absurdity as the Asians can.
Q.Let's say a mulatto married a minority, let's say Italian. How would the kids end up? Awkward, greasy and confused? Or smart, romantic and all cultural? Plus Brad Bunton (name changed) said he's gonna eat them, so they will have to forever flee from him like Captain Hook from the crocodile, will he catch them?
-Clint D., 3.23.01
A. Good question. Mulatto genes are often weak and foolish, and they will most likely succumb to their domineering Italian counterparts. However, which of those Italian genes surface will be a crapshoot. Secondly, this Brad B. sounds like an ass and a drunkard, and I would pay little heed to his asinine ramblings.
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Peace.
