younger pete

facts

pete has his own personal superhero, artie
he has a tattoo on his right forearm -- her name is petunia.
pete's hero is abraham lincoln.
pete's science project caused spontanous baldness across the texas panhandle.
pete and artie wrote and choreographed a lunar ballet.
once had a pet lizard, gary (the lizard king.), who could play krebtego. he was hit by a car after running into the street after his ball.
has his own radio station, wart radio.
once had an after school job as a dismemberment insurance salesman.