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Blonde Driver

       A young blonde lady had just purchased a brand new convertible sports car. As she was driving along, she noticed a truck driver pulled over on the side of the road motioning for her to stop. The blonde pulled over and walked up to the truck driver. When she did, he bent down and drew a circle in the dirt on the side of the road. "Stand in that circle and don't get out until I tell you to," he told the blonde.

       He then pulled a knife out of his pocket, walked over to her car and slashed all of the leather seats. He looked back over at the blonde to see her reaction, but she was just standing in the circle with a big grin on her face.

       Wondering why the blonde wasn't mad at him for messing up her new car, the man went back over to his truck and pulled out a sledgehammer which he used to smash out the windows and beat up the blonde's car. This time, however when he looked back over at the blonde, she began to laugh out loud.

       At this point, the truck driver began to get angry at the blonde wondering why she was laughing while he was beating up her car. He walked back over to his truck and got a can of gasoline. He poured the gasoline over the car, lit it, and watched it burn to the ground. Once again he looked over at the blonde, but this time, she was rolling on the ground laughing uncontrollably.

       The truck driver asked her, "Lady, what's wrong with you? I just destroyed your car, and you're laughing about it?" The blonde answered, "Yeah, but while you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times."

Taken from Justin's World