The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch runs all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

       A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect the money. "You're finished already?," asked the owner of the house. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the 50 dollars. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."